/ck/ - Food & Cooking

SINCE THEY DELETED OUR NICE THREAD HERE IS HOW YOU GET YOUR DICK SUCKED
>fry up a few cloves of garlic in a pan of butter to get it smelling as much like garlic as possible, add some wine and deglaze a little for more aroma
>fix a plate of bruschetta (chopped tomatoes, fresh basil, extra virgin olive oil, balsamic)
>ready some toaster sized sliced sourdough and pretoast about halfway
>pick her up
>"sorry, forgot to grab my wallet - just wait outside the door here for a sec"
>assure her she does not have to go inside and you would never presume she's that kind of girl
>make sure you open the door enough for the aroma to hit her
>toss the bread in the toaster to finish
>if it is cold outside even better
>"mmm wow what is that?"
>"haha... sorry, I got hungry and whipped a little something up earlier - I'd offer you a bite, but I don't wanna impress you too much just yet"
>she will demand a bite
>"well... alright, guess we've still got plenty of time. come on in"
>hand her a plate of bruschetta
>get yourself a very small glass of wine and grab some bruschetta
>"sorry, it just pairs insanely well - I can get you some water if you'd like"
>she will demand wine
>continue drinking wine and enjoying bruschetta
>and then she sucks your dick
simple as.