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>>16847124
fake news

>takes your fruit sauces and compotes to another level

>>16847124
the vitamin A in carrots is not real vitamin A but a precursor that most people cant convert to vitamin A at any significant rate. eat some liver if you need vitamin A

>>16847124
>eat a carrot
>it's pretty good
>eat another carrot
>eyesight improves, see the true nature of reality
>eat third carrot
>become orange

>>16847124
that's a lie invented by the british
they came up with it at the same time thier military invented radar, and wanted an excuse for their pilots better aim
- or so i've heard

>>16847192
>eat fourth carrot
>see beyond time and space and peer into the expansive well of existence itself

>>16847124
This one time I ate so many carrots that my (very loose) poop was bright orange. My eyesight did not improve one bit.
myth=busted

Carrots are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?

>>16847124
Obvious carrot marketing thread

If you want to be healthy, wash your hands often.
Washing after a meal gives you two benefits:
It cleans your hands and makes your eyes keen.

Very salty foods hurt the eyes, decrease sperm,
And engenders scabies, pruritus, or vigor (three diseases involving itching).

Noble is rue since it gives you keen eyesight.
With its help, certainly as a man, you will see sharply.
Rue decreases coitus in man and increases it in women.
Rue makes man chaste, intelligent and cunning.
When cooked, rue makes the house safe from fleas.

Fennel, verbena, the rose, celandine, rue:
From these mix juices to sharpen your eyesight.

>>16847541
Fucking kek. Mods need to do something about Big Carrot posts around here.

>>16847124
Is true
Clive Owen knows

I think carrots taste kind of soapy sometimes. Am I just not washing off the pesticides enough or something?

>>16847715
Carrots should taste sweet

>>16847715
Peel them. The skin tastes all carroty and gross. Then grate it with a microplane.

>>16847124
time to repost this. lime, salt, hot sauce, optional tajin go great on carrots, jicama, cucumbers, radishes, bean sprouts. I eat all the time instead of chips as a side or snack and I even want some right now.

>>16847787
forgot pic

Was a myth the allies started in WWII to hide the existence of radar.

Still good for you so eat them if you must.

in b4 carrots belong in sauerkraut

>>16848689
>inb4 carrots belong in hashnrowns

>>16847124
Carrots are disgusting and I'm tired of pretending they're not

>>16847192
Scrubs taught me that you become yellow if you eat too many carrots. You have to mix it with too much v8 to go orange.