[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 518 KB, 1000x664, honey-crystals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16844742 No.16844742 [Reply] [Original]

You are hired as chef in a new honey themed restaurant. You got all sorts of local honey. Name 3 items on your menu. Only one can be a dessert.

>> No.16844747 [DELETED] 

Honey licked off the chef's nipples.
Honey licked off the chef's navel.
Honey licked off the chef's penis (dessert).
And no, I have no intention of shaving my prodigious body hair.

>> No.16844765

Entire menu;
Honey aged steak
Tub of honey mustard (made in-house)
Jar of honey w/ customer's choice of insect mixed in
-Flies (Larva or Adult)
-Fire ants
-Cockroaches
*All insects are bred in-house

>> No.16844781

honey is overrated. it would be cool in caveman days, but today its meh as fuck

>> No.16844798

>>16844747
anon, I think culinarily speaking, those are all deserts. Maybe, Maybe might be considered an entree if you put it on the cheifs pit after a particularly raunchy workout due to the salt, Keritin, and gamey flavor.

Please come back with non deserts.

>> No.16844804

>>16844742
Here is a question, can honey "essence" be extracted? like getting ride of most of the sugar but somehow keeping its "perfume? im thinking in the lines of rosewater and stuff.

Also, I think barbeque is obvious.

>> No.16844819

>>16844742
Honey Chicken
Pork and Honey Mustard
Honey and ice cream

>> No.16844854

>>16844804
You can separate most liquid mixtures and suspensions but I'm not going to do the hard research for you. My first guess would be to blend honey with fat and then let them separate. Then the fat would be infused with the aroma.

>> No.16844867
File: 66 KB, 768x547, honey-pot-ants-768x547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16844867

>>16844742
I'm gonna serve these guys

>> No.16844968

>>16844854
I was just woundering since honey is mostly just sugar.

>> No.16845081

>>16844742
I personally always wanted to try roasted songbirds marinated in honey as they describe it in medieval meals

>> No.16845095

>>16844819
Just make it 3 types of honey chicken aaaaa

>> No.16845141

some gay honey dessert for women
honey wine
honey cured and smoked salmon

>> No.16845295

>>16844742
White vine and honey chicken
Pork in honey marinade
fuck you no desert youre already fat enough as it is

>> No.16845677

>>16844742
1. Honey and chilli roast pork

2.Any kind of salad main dish using honeycomb to give some crunch to the texture

3. Vanilla bean and smoked honey icecream

4. And a decent honey mead on the drinks menu for good measure

>> No.16845709

>>16844742
Roasted duck with honey ginger soy glaze.

>> No.16846123

honey roast nigger

>> No.16846174
File: 65 KB, 256x256, Item_Sticky_Honey_Roast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16846174

sticky honey roast

>> No.16846473

>>16844742
steak grilled in the same general vicinity as a bottle of honey.
potato baked in an oven where something was baked that had honey in it.
desert is bee vomit surprise

>> No.16846763

-Honeycomb and cheese plate
-Honey glazed salmon with kimchi brussel sprouts
-honey and black pepper cheesecake

>> No.16847033

>>16844742
A Beary Delightful Catch (Honey glazed salmon with shrimp on top and a side of rice and cesar salad.)
Sweet Bun ( A breakfast theme burger with bacon, eggs, hash brown, and honey maple with a side of sweet potato fries and a berry mix bowl.)
Honeycomb cake ( A lemon and honey cake with a honeycomb design.)

>> No.16847795

>>16844742
honey garlic chicken, easy and a crowd pleaser
>>16844781
nah, true

>> No.16847839

>>16844742
ffs isidore

first I have to deal with this shit on my TL and now in my cooking forum?

I wish I could block you here like on twitter

>> No.16848019

Honey porridge
>Oats, rich milk, water, honey/salt
Honey gammon
>Grilled gammon soaked in honey, variable sides but mainly potatoes + veg
Honey layered cake
>Russian honey cake
Breakfast, supper and pud

>> No.16848662
File: 97 KB, 600x600, 1614042556154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16848662

>>16847839
Go back.

>> No.16848683

>>16844742
Honey butter poached salmon
Honey glazed salad
Honey baclava

>> No.16848701

>chinese american honey chicken
>honey glazed salmon
>honey glazed roast

>> No.16849186

Ribs with honey bourbon BBQ sauce
Another rack of ribs with honey bourbon sauce
You fat fuck, you're gonna eat a third rack of honey bourbon ribs for dessert

>> No.16849869

>>16848662
i’m not the one who has been independently described by multiple people as a bishonen

>> No.16849925

>>16844742
Filo sheets soaked in honey wrapped around a feta slice, fried

Garlic honey chicken

Russian honey cake

>> No.16849949

>>16849869
maybe you shouldnt look submissive and breedable like the beta male bitch you are
now fuck off back to twitter you subhuman