/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>american
>wake up first thing in the morning
>sit down to my breakfast of sugar cake with molasses and whipped cream, corncandy with sugary fake milk, a tall cool glass of liquid candy, and fried potato

ah yes, now i am ready to begin my day

>pumpkin "bread"
>it's cake
>banana "bread"
>it's cake
>potato "salad"
>it's potato with mayo
>pasta "salad"
>it's pasta with mayo

What is wrong with Amerisharts?

>>16841595
Pasta salad is actually one of my favourite foods.

>>16841603
Couldn't hear you over the sound of your double chins smacking together

>>16841595
its a quickbread

>>16841588
>be euro
>wake up first thing in the morning
>eat chocolate sprinkles on buttered bread
>spend the rest of the day obsessed with Americans and posting about them on the food and cooking board of an American anime website

>>16841588
>liquid candy
Orange juice?
>sugary fake milk
tf are you on about

American here
you guys inspired me to start eating healthy
ordered a box of pic related

>>16841618
americans cant have real milk and most of their companies put a ton of sugar in it.
most americans probably drink soy milk anyway at this point. mutts are lactose intolerant

>>16841595
>it's another retard who thinks "salad" only refers to green salad
Ah, yes, all those disgusting American """"salads"""" like caлaт Oливьe, szałot, sildesalaten, kartoffelsalat, wurstsalat... MY GOD WHY ARE AMERICANS LIKE THIS? DON'T THEY KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T CALL THINGS SALAD IF THEY DON'T HAVE LETTUCE IN THEM? MIXING STUFF WITH MAYONNAISE, DO AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY?

>>16841648
to be fair calling pasta with mayo salad is still total bullshit.

>>16841626
Who let the schizo out.

>>16841648
seethe more fatass

>>16841651
A salad is any cold dish served as a side.

>>16841651
How so? Herring with mayo is a salad. Potatoes with mayo is a salad. Why not pasta?

>>16841656
Stop thinking about America for five seconds and learn a little bit about international cuisine for once.

>>16841666
seethe

>>16841658
because its fucking gross

>>16841672
Well, that's a very immature and ignorant way to approach things.

Is it true americans dont have roquefort? thats fucking insane

Daily reminder that most Americans you see have false teeth.
Daily reminder that to make dentures the original teeth must be filed down nearly to the nerve.
Daily reminder most americans live in constant pain due to the sensitivity of their exposed and maimed teeth.
Once you know this so much of the culture makes sense.

did you know that americans use an incredibly poisonous substance as fillings for their teeth and they all have cavities because of the terrible diet they have?
nearly every american you talk to is being constantly poisoned by the fillings in their teeth

Okay, seriously, who let the schizo out this time?

>>16841715
It's actually not schizo. it's technically accurate.

>>16841657
so if i have soup and a sandwich then is a sandwich a salad?

pumpkin is yummy!

>>16841702
This is true, I used to get beat up after Holocaust Class for not having fake teeth.

>hamburger
>you barely know her

>>16841702
>Daily reminder that most Americans you see have false teeth.
You can tell Bong hands wrote this post, holy cope.

>>16841648
>sildesalaten
Stop assaulting my language like a nigger, you doubleschizo. It's sildesalat without "en", unless you're referring to a specific portion of sildesalat.

>>16842350
Plottwist: The soup is borscht and the sandwisch is cold too. Which one is the salad?

>>16842350
No, because sandwich is its own food.

>>16841612
That's for lunch i'll have u know.

>>16843654
Plot twist twist, the sandwich has chicken salad on it

>>16843836
>the sandwich has chicken salad on it
Ay yo we heard you like salad, so we put salad in your salad so you can salad while you eat.

>>16841657
>mfw euros call a cheese platter a "cheese salad"
>mfw euros call sliced tomato a "tomato salad"
>mfw euros call pickle spears a "pickle salad"

>>16844018
>mfw euros call sliced tomato a "tomato salad"

>>16843887
I appreciate the old time meme

>>16841657
Wrong. It has to be a mixed cold side dish not just anything you fucking idiot

>>16841595
>he doesnt like potato salad and pasta salad
ishygddt

>>16841595
pasta salad is pasta and oil. you could even make it with pesto

can you use pumpkin bread to make a grilled cheese?

What the fuck am I supposed to call something that is made with something similar to cake batter that then has blueberries put on top of it before baking so that the batter rises around them? Is it a blueberry cake? A blueberry torte? If I bake it in a loafpan instead of a springform is it suddenly blueberry bread? What if I crush the blueberries and mix them in first, does that make it blueberry bread?

>>16841626
local dairy delivers milk from a cow to my door overnight with zero additives you dumb retard.

>>16843723
It's not my fault you Dutch degens wake up late every fucking day.

>>16843646
I'm massacring ur langwich
WATCHU GON DO BOUT IT, NORGEY?

>>16841573
Cake is a type of bread you fucking nonce

muffins are just cakes

>>16846405
What if you fucking necked yourself

>>16841573
>bread recipe
>flour, water, leavener, sometimes eggs, oil/butter, sugar, salt

>cake recipe
>flour, water, leavener, eggs, oil/butter, sugar, more sugar, salt

>implying cake isn't just sweet bread

>>16842350
yes

>>16844018
>mfw euros call pasta salad "blimey noodly mayo a la din din innit"
>mfw euros call potato salad "her majestys royal cubed potato ensemble with creamed egg sauce"

>>16841611
>quickbread
>takes forever to make
>is actually a cake

chef john has a recipe for banana bread pancakes and they're pretty fucking good ngl

>>16847101
Correct.

>>16841612
sounds pretty based

>>16847092
Get back in the studio Murderface. Actually, nevermind. Stay away from it.

>>16847431
>takes forever to make
it takes less time than regular bread

>>16841588
>Be me
> British
>kill myself

>>16841595
>actually thinking that Americans invented any of these

>pound cake
>costs 3 quid