/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Death

they're going to destroy your stomach lining and cause eternal bleeding

>>16840394
I think you should consult a doctor.

>>16840419
Alright, just called poison control. According to them, it takes like eating 3 before you should be worried? Might still experience some nausea

>>16840456
Goodnight sweet prince

>>16840407
>eternal bleeding
That’s fucking metal.

>>16840456
they were trying not to scare you too much in your last your moments on earth

>>16840480

this nigga eatin conkers lmao

>>16840498
I just thought they were normal chestnuts...

RIP in pieces anon, now you can finally leave this godforsaken place.

>>16840576
>this godforsaken place.
Earth or /ck/?

>>16840601
I presume Earth. Death won't save him from /ck/

prayers sent

>>16840601
Yes. God has forsaken all of it.

Good
One less faggot shill on /ck/

>>16840456
>trusting (((poison control)))
Sleep tight goy

>>16840606
somebody make sure to preserve his severed head in their freezer

3 hours after ingestion, still alive

Just know OP that if you were exposed to mesothelioma you are entitled to compensation. : )

>>16840394
Rest in piece, Chestnut-man.

>>16840394
OP, time to get your stomach pumped.

>>16841180
Poison control literally just told me to wait it out though

>>16841080
God those nuts really do a number on a guy

>>16840394
A third of what's in that pic won't kill ya, but I sure as hell don't know how to managed to eat that many without realising that they taste like shit.

Are you in financial troubles? Is that why you ate that stuff? I'll paypal you three bucks for some ramen or something if you're really that hard up.

>>16841196
Hes already gone rest in chestnuts

>>16841208
he said he ate one third of one, hit one third of the entire bowl

>>16841208
No no, a third of a single nut. I realised pretty quickly how gross it tasted.

>>16841148
if you can call this "living"

Speaking of nut, how about those little girls today?

OP here AKA Chestnut Anon, I'm starting to feel really sick. I'm doing breathing exercises where I crouch down and whip my head back and forth between my knees, but it's not helping

>>16841239
Real OP here

This anon isn't me. I'm currently out to dinner with my bf and I feel f

Actual OP here
Posion control is speaking to me right now
They speak of a higher plane of existence full of conkers
I am currently disposing of every single nut, the voices grow fainter with each one
But there is only one way to truly dispose of them
Thrashing them does nothing
Burning them does nothing
I have already made it through a third of the bowl
Soon I shall leave this wretched situation behind, one conker at a time

real op here, pic of me

Why didnt you just pull the ol fingeroo

>>16840394
call 911 ya fuckin retard. giddy up

>>16840394
Kek, you cooked and ate conkers? Mate, that's priceless.

>>16841476
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

OP's mother here, I'm sorry to inform you all that I just found him dead in his room. He left me some delicious chestnuts though, eating a few of them now

>>16841485
Did you pick them off the ground still inside their casing? If you did you're a massive retard, sweet chestnut is almost fuzzy with thin spikes while horse chestnut has very few, short hard spikes. Literally cannot confuse the two. Their leaves also look nothing like each other.

You'll live but you're a massive retard.

>>16841770
No they were all outside their casing
but wtf no one ever told me there was more than one species

>>16840394
>What can I expect from the little I ate?
Well if you had a whole one there'd be a little black baby growing inside your stomach, and in 6 months it'd crawl out your peehole and steal your bike and ride off.

>>16841783
so you just ate random shit off the ground without researching it?

>>16841906
Yes.

>>16841917
Do you want to die or do you just not care? I'll enjoy reading about you in the paper when you chomp down on a less forgiving plant though, so there's that.

>>16841926
I'm just kinda stupid. I don't think I'll repeat this though

>>16840394
Don't worry anon, I'll comfort your grieving sister

>>16841933
There's been worse. Multiple amatoxin poisonings on /ck/ and /an/ and the anon that got leporasy from armadillo, tons more.

you can tell they're the edible ones when they come from spiky balls of death that you throw at your friends

>>16841961
Oh yeah, I'd never fuck around with strange mushrooms. Good lord.

>>16841988
Just strange nuts, eh?

>>16841783
Man, don't ever attempt mushroom hunting. You're going to kill yourself for real.

>>16841961
Post link to archived thread

>>16842102
Here's a screencap

>>16842044
I only pick chanterelles, they're easy enough to identify

>>16842107
I have heard people saying that armadillos are tasty and never heard of any disease.
Is it just that americans are too weak?

>>16841917
based

>>16842140
You're just an ignorant fuckwit. Armadillo are notorious for being leprosy carriers.

>>16842140
Yes. Their bodies have been weakened and destroyed by chemicals knowingly spread into their food, water and environment.

>>16841269
actual op here, just got back from the ER, the good doctor says I had a fibre-mayallah and could have died but luckily I just got done drinking 2 bottles o' sweet babby rays. It effectively killed the parasite casued by them chetsunts and saved my life. Enjoy the flavour of the south, for me it's sweet babies ray

>>16841917
people like you are why we know not to eat the poisonous chestnuts. it's amazing that your genetic line lasted this long.

>>16842140
those people have leprosy and you should ignore them

>>16841917
Try it with mushrooms tomorrow and make another one of these fun threads.

>>16841917
Raw gigachad energy.

>>16841307
I'm transgenic by the way, if that matters.

>this thread

>>16840606
I had a dream once where i died and everything was banana threads. Phone? Banana thread. Televisions played banana threads. My piss smelled like bananas. Everybody was named lori. It fucking sucked and i hate trannies so much its unreal.

>>16840606
>Death won't save him from /ck/

>>16841917
i do this with pills i find at my work in the old folks home

>>16841917
fuggin boosed

>>16841917
real sigma maneuver

>>16841229
Learn to fucking write a sentence then you dumb mother fucker. No wonder your eating fucking poison, you're actually retarded.

>>16847038
OP said "1/3 of one", which is pretty clear. Nobody else seemed to think that meant 1/3 of everything in the bowl.

Looks like they're only poisonous raw, so it's good that you roasted them. Foraging is a cool hobby, but you need to be more diligent about identification of you could get really hurt.