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16787753 No.16787753 [Reply] [Original]

How's Hooters? Do they serve decent food or is it just about waitresses? I wish we had one here in the northern Europe, but closes one is in Germany, looks fun.

>> No.16787757

>>16787753
im gay btw not sure if that matters

>> No.16787763

The food is mediocre at best and it's really awkward how the girls have to pretend to like you.

>> No.16787774

>>16787763
The girls in every restaurant always act flirty to get tips. Hooters seem to attract the trashiest women, though.

>> No.16787781

>>16787763
It sounds like a fun place to go to go with the boyzz before going out. Doubt anyone takes it too seriously

>> No.16787801

I hate when floppy moms and lame B cups wear crazy pushup bras to look like they're packing. Fucking sucks.

>> No.16787810
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16787810

>>16787753

Never been, never will. But it's easy to imagine the clientele: impotent married boomers on fishing trips, and tryhard drunk fuckboys (during the day before the strip clubs open).

>> No.16787813

>>16787753
They used to be okay wings, giant sized, but mostly breaded style, which holds lots of sauce, but kind of mushy with the soaked breading.
It is a family restaurant in the US, mostly sportsbar atmosphere, not as much oogling as you think. They were more popular about a 15-20 years ago. There are better wings restaurants now, and usually some indepedent bars that are known to do the wings well, as well as steak, ribs, etc. There are copycat restaurants like Twin Peaks which are known to have very cold icy beer pitchers and pretty much the same concept of a tight outfit that shows off good college aged bodies. That isn't to say smart waitresses dress for tips everywhere else too.

>> No.16787825

>>16787810
>>16787813

It's worth repeating what some anon realized in a past thread: because the Hooters waitresses wear sheer nylons under the shorts, they are actually wearing MORE clothes than the average western slut does during the summer in current-year. And not even exposed midriffs! Compared to a public high school, it's practically like visiting Amish Country.

>> No.16787833

Hooters sells cheap bar food and cheap beer.
They attempt to subsidize the cheap food/beer with titties.
However this only really works in locations where bimbos with nice titties are commonplace due to the prevalence of sugar daddies who will buy them nice titties. So like a coastal city or midwestern city with oil money like Dallas.
Otherwise you’ll just have a saggy single-mom as a waiter because the few local bimbos with titties capable of earning titty-based income work at strip clubs.

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16787835

never been to Hooters but there's also Twin Peaks.

>> No.16787866

>>16787753
Only ate at Hooters once in the mid 90s. Food was terrible. Waitresses we're ugly. Would not recommend.

>> No.16787867

When they first started (before my time) I hear the food was total ass, it was just a place to drink and look at tits. Years later they got a lot better (early to mid '00s), then took a nosedive again. I haven't been in years so couldn't tell you if they've gotten better or worse. Last time I went was 2013 in Ginza and even there they had a black guy working the fryer

>> No.16787873

My dad took me to HOOTERS when I was a kid and it was pretty shit, I felt really uncomfortable too and I didn't know why at the time. It's funny how you can be aware of something but not aware at the same time when you're young and innocent.

>> No.16787875

Go to twin peaks instead

>> No.16787882
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16787882

>>16787753
Never been, but these are good.

>> No.16787885

>>16787825
>because the Hooters waitresses wear sheer nylons under the shorts, they are actually wearing MORE clothes than the average western slut does
Probably because they know most guys are going to think nylon legs > bare legs

>> No.16787958

>>16787833
If a chick has a sugar daddy of the caliber to be buying her breast implants she's not working at fucking hooters

>> No.16787973

>>16787753
Used to go to Hooters when I was in my 20s and they had decent girls who knew how to work for their tips, easy on the eyes, and usually relatively intelligent. Today's Hooters girls are nome of that. Lazy, entitled, vapid and ugly. Food has gotten a little better but the price also has shot up unlike my dick.

If you're going for food, try a real restaurant, but if you're going for "the service", try Twin Peaks instead.

>> No.16788012

>>16787958
You clearly seem to misunderstand that sugar daddies are forever.
Once she’s traded in for a nicer model, she’s nothing but a girl with no marketable skills and some professionally-installed tits.

So historically the options while “In between boyfriends” were strip club or hooters. Nowadays there’s also onlyfans, which means hooters has to lower their standards even more.

>> No.16788090

>>16787753
It's a restaraunt for beta simps to fawn and mew over bitches that serve trash food.

>> No.16788094

How much extra does it cost to get the waitresses hot and salty ammonia sauce?

>> No.16788102

>>16788090
Life's not that serious, go out and try it with a bunch of friends.

>> No.16788115

>>16787835
There was one of these near my office from when I worked in a faang. these bitches would make a fortune form the indian and asian tech guys that went every weekend just to have some social contact with females. I'm talking >100% tips because 'the food is so cheap, lol'. surreal.

>> No.16788123

>>16788090
>literally conflates hooters with a discount strip joint
Anon plz.

>> No.16788167

It's average bar food. The women are all fake. At least a Waffle House waitress will actually fuck you.

>> No.16788252

>>16787753
food sucks
beer is expensive
girls are ugly
not worth it
surprised they're still open

>> No.16788258

>>16787753
The food is trash and the girls are trash. The one and only time I went there, the girl brought me my food and started to eat fries from my plate

>> No.16788259

>>16787753
They must pay the whores to TikTok, makes me wanna go there. Good advertisements

>> No.16788261

I have a fetish for groping and public molestation so I can't go to hooters because I'm afraid I'll end the night in a cell for touching a waitress.

>> No.16788489

their wings are about as good as you find at chain places, just order them on some delivery service if you dont want like their gimmick

>> No.16789786

>>16788489
Are you afraid of girls?

>> No.16789958

>>16787753
Ate there and got heatburn for an 1 and a half
wings are worse than if you got them in the trash

>> No.16789962

>>16789786
>has to go to fucking Hooters to interact with girls
Sounds like you might be craving co/ck/ in secret bro.

>> No.16789997 [DELETED] 

>>16787835
>Crazy eyed spic
>404 tits not found
>Nigger mutt
>Butterface
I Hope the food is good

>> No.16790195

>>16787835
i've been served by that girl on the far right, weird

>> No.16790199

>>16789786
Yes.

>> No.16790214

>>16787753
It's fine, it's standard bar food. It's real hard to mess up wings and hamburgers.

>> No.16790231

>>16787810
bikers like to go to them I always see a lot of motorcycles out front

>> No.16790502

>>16787753
Think they had a good Cuban at one point. Supposedly the food is decent.

>> No.16791302

>>16787866
I bet the waitresses knew the difference between were and we’re, though.

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16791326

>>16787753
You'll never fuck em, foods shit, may aswell go to a skimpys they have better food and drink but everybodies on stims

>> No.16791336

do you think the old roasties who worked at hooters seethe they were born too late to get into the onlyfans/instagram money?

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>>16789997
>2/10 pointy elbows would not

>> No.16791866

Dunno about anywhere else/now but when I was a youngin it was where weird boomer dads would take their sons in some bizarre series of coming of age progression.
13=hooters
18= the 18+ strip club up in the mountains that couldn't get a liquor license
21= the beer hole the old mans been getting drunk at since the 70s.
Don't remember anyone ever saying anything about the food so it must have been pretty mediocre

>> No.16792085

Is there such a thing as male Hooters, asking for a friend

>> No.16792757

>>16787753
In Texas the shorts on the girls asses now look like thongs nearly, which is a beta test for all restaurants. The rumor is they are competing with a similar Texas based restraunt known as Ojos Locos, and allows their girls to wear way more revealing clothes almost hiding nothing.

>> No.16792769

>>16791336
>born too late to get into the onlyfans/instagram money?

It's actually pretty difficult to get successful at onlyfans or instagram if you don't already have a huge following on instagram/twitch/tiktok. Although the average girl can get some bonus cashapp/venmo money, but for the average whore without followers, that's only gonna be $80-$300 a month from losers. but yea it's a myth that become a e-whore is easy and simple. you're better off becoming a cam girl first.

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16792791

>>16792085

>> No.16792800

>>16787774
>Hooters seems to attract the trashiest women
Must be why I like it.

>> No.16792809

>poor quality food served by 4/10s with bolt-ons
meh
i'm somewhat proud to say i can do better than that at this point in my life

>> No.16792812

>>16791326
Dumb picture. Who the fuck eats their food at the rack? I'd wager that whoever made it originally has never actually been to a titty bar.

>> No.16792818

>>16787885
All a matter of taste, and this is good taste.

>> No.16792821

>>16789997
And you'd never have a shot at any of them too, anon! Isn't it great how these things work out?

>> No.16792822

>>16787753
It's a sports bar with a TV, women in tight clothing and chicken. Don't expect too much other than a place to do nothing.

>> No.16792831

also, serious question:
have any of you (or anyone you know) ever banged a hooters waitress or similar?

>> No.16792851
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>>16792757
>ojos locos
i started looking into this out of curiosity
seems okay
also very depressing
this girl is somewhat cute but look at this gigantic fucking tool
imagine being this guy
goddamn

>> No.16792859
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16792859

>me in hs
>mom gets coupon in mail for hooters wings
>"let's try it, anon! might be fun haha"
>know that it's staffed by girls from my hs
>dad at work, brother out - will be me alone with my mom
>"n-no thanks... I'm good"
>"well I'm not wasting this coupon and I think it will be a nice time so get ready we're going"
>get there, immediately recognize several girls from my school
>"hey, anon! check out that one over there! she's pretty cute, huh?"
>desperately try to hide behind menu
>"look, she's ASIAN (actually emphasized the word like that as she said it) - I know how you like ASIANS, anon haha"
>she is literally pointing at them as they walk by, calling these things out
>waitress standing there the whole time
>see her laughing in the back with coworkers later, looking in my direction
>want to die
>wings weren't even that good

>> No.16792871

>>16792859
ya blew it, capiche?
your mom sounds like a top tier wing woman

>> No.16792881

>>16787885
Bare legs are better, but nylons hide ugly/fat/cheesy legs. It's just a lie like makeup.

>> No.16792894

>>16792831
>have any of you (or anyone you know) ever banged a hooters waitress or similar?

One followed me back on instagram and we've chatted some, but i haven't pushed it further than that. She doesn't .. really look that good to be honest. She just looks like an average girl. But if we ever linked up I would definitely want to bang her in the outfit if she let me.

>> No.16792900

>>16792822
Sounds comfy

>> No.16792909

>>16792822
>>16792900
honestly i was opposed to it until you put it like that
in terms of places to kill time, it sounds pretty good
i guess it's all about expectations

>> No.16792911

>>16792894
>I would definitely want to bang her in the outfit
probably reeks of fried chicken desu

>> No.16792917

>>16792859
hooter's waitresses are in highschool? i did not know this.
and yeah, you're mom is a top lass, you, not so hot

>> No.16792919

Is there some minimum age when you can apply there for a waitress job?

>> No.16792927

>>16792859
>Look, she's ASIAN
A restaurant emphasizing on flaunting their waitress' bodies hires asians? Wtf.

>> No.16792957

What even is the point of hooters these days? you can go outside and half the women will be wearing equally as skimpy if not skimpier outfits because "empowerment" or some other inane reason
At least in warmer states

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>>16792927
they were stacked

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>>16792927
>>16793016
>many such cases

>> No.16793490

>>16788102
>>16788123
Did they take the cock too when they castrated you simps, or just the balls?

>> No.16794198

>>16792917
Seniors are old enough to slut themselves out at the Hoot. The post you replied to was pasta though.

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>>16794198
>pasta
I've posted my story exactly once on ck before with slightly different wording, but if it's considered pasta now I'll take it as a compliment.

>> No.16794225

>>16787763
Have sex weirdo

>> No.16794233

>>16787763
So no different from any chain restaurant?

>> No.16794250

>>16794201
Damn it, you almost had me believing that was a picture of a beautiful woman but it's just an asian

>> No.16794256
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>>16794250
almost had u goin there u dumb bitch

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>>16787753
I went when i visited Florida. Food was like cat food, i think i got some chicken nachos or something. You're stuck with the same waitress, they should definitely mix it up and let all waitresses wander about and check on you. And they wear these horrible tights so you can't even see their leg skin.

Pretty shit experience

>> No.16794706

>>16790195
Enjoy your fap

>> No.16794711

>>16792957
They have to talk to you and bring you food

>> No.16794714

>>16787753
I would only go to femboy hooters
big breasts are gross

>> No.16794754

>>16787753
There's absolutely nothing special about hooters eurobro. It's meh tier chicken wings and terrible everything else

>> No.16794778

Isn't there like some asian on steroids version of hooters where they suck your dick while you eat your sweet-sour wings?

>> No.16794947

>>16787835
Even though 2 seems the most normal, I'm weirdly attracted to number 1 on the left. I feel like if she wasn't forced to make that awful smile, her face would have a lot of personality to it. But... uh... Hooters. Yeah. Really used to dig their grilled cheese sandwich back when I'd go out with the guys.

>> No.16794992

>>16794705
What's funny about this picture?

>> No.16795028

>>16794992
Nothing it's just me from my visit

>> No.16795064

>>16792851
probably her uncle or sugardaddy

>>16794705
"Mary" looks like the type to get her asshole fingered by the dishwashing illegals

>> No.16795104

>>16794992
The obvious boner.

>> No.16795445

>>16794705
You're jeans are unbuttoned you filthy degenerate

>> No.16795447

>>16795028
Oh

>> No.16795815

>>16787757
It does actually in this case

>> No.16795899

>>16795064
Well the dude looks like an offensive depiction of an asian cartoon star drawn in the tumblr art style

>> No.16796089

>>16794705
She looks hot what's the problem?

>> No.16796132

>>16796089
>hot
She looks plain, average, and over-bronzed.

>> No.16796185

>>16796132
That's a plain average Florida girl?

>> No.16796198

>>16796185
Yes.

>> No.16796216

>>16787835
Number 2 for me. Tummy game on point.

>> No.16796238

>>16792791
This would be so patrician.

>> No.16796259

Modern life is a nightmare bros

>> No.16796262

>>16787753
>Hooters
I prefer Raisins

>> No.16796379

>>16787753
You don't go there for the food, and honestly the waitresses weren't great last time I went, either. They were all too skinny.

>> No.16796437
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16796437

for me? Pooters.

>> No.16796524

>>16796437
Should have been a one eyed owl

>> No.16796908

>>16794714
I'd go with you desu, just to spite the society.

>> No.16796915

>>16794778
In Thailand there definitely is.

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16796966

>>16794705
>you cant even see their leg skin
You scouting for a skin suit Anon?

>> No.16796972

>>16787813
Twin Peaks and Hooters are owned by the same company.

>> No.16797004

>>16796185
Florida has the hottest women in the world desu.
t. Non native Floridian.

>> No.16797012

>>16787753
>hooters
>nothing bigger than a c cup
Go to hell, Hooters.

>> No.16797021

>>16797012
Yeah but both girls in that pic are so hot that I don't care if they have small boobs.

>> No.16797027

>>16797021
Then you have no integrity.

>> No.16797057
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16797057

Apparently this what happens if you don't tip (enough), so I have zero interest in supporting shitty business practices like this.

>> No.16797093

Foods pretty okay, management is pretty shitty, customers are... Fine I guess. It's a novelty restaurant and it barely fits that anymore, most of the employees that I worked with were D and under

>> No.16797099

>>16797027
Whatever, fag.

>> No.16797243

>>16797093
You know the rules

>> No.16797273

>>16792859
How do you handle this situation as a non-autist? This just seems awkward no matter what you do.

>> No.16797306

>>16797057
My buddy still has a crooked jaw and a wicked tuna scented pungency from the last time he failed to tip them adequately. I think he's into that sort of thing though, if you catch my drift.

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>>16797273
as a high-schooler, unless you've got some women under your belt already, you are pretty much fucked cos you'll need enough game to not only counteract your sabotaging mom but also to overwhelm the hooters girls - which is possible but not likely. I'm also eliminating the possibility of being super popular and abusing social status since you're at a hooters alone with your mom.

>> No.16797671

>>16797243
I dunno I'm kind of a specific taste

>> No.16797696

>>16787753
do the wokists guttered them too?

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16797806

>>16794705

nigga... youre one of those guys that ask to take a picture with a girl there? baaaaaaaahahhahaha

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>>16797696
>wokists
Is this a new Chinese slur? I think "wokkers" might sound better, easier to say.

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>>16797822
don't use the hard r plz

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16797960

>>16797913
WOKKA WOKKA

>> No.16798369

I tip every breast waitress five dollars.

I tip every buffet waitress one dollar.

Any other restaurant, I tip 3 dollars.

The breast waitresses deserves at least 5 or 6 bucks because they try to flirt with you and put in effort, a buffet waitress doesn't do much service work at all, just takes your dirty plates away. The normal restaurant waitress puts in some effort, so they deserve 2 dollars extra. Yes i'm an autismo.

>> No.16798383

>>16798369
If I ever had to work as a waiter i'd work at a busy buffet. This one near me has one waiter that manages 7+ tables per hour. If you estimate the average tip per table is $3.50, and you work for 8 hours, that's about $224 per day in bonus income. So if you live in las vegas, that's probably your best job to get as a teenager, especially if you're a teenaged girl because men naturally tip more to them.

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>>16787753
Honestly, their classic battered and fried wings are solid. Had them for the first time at a golf tournament, and maybe it was the beer, but they tasted good.

>> No.16798471 [DELETED] 

>>16798383
>So if you live in las vegas, that's probably your best job to get as a teenager,

Definitely, it's an entry level job so you're gonna get hired most likely. And everyone in las vegas is drunk and ready to spend, so they probably tip very high there. Since the price of everything is much higher, you need that extra tip money.

>> No.16798594

>>16787753
just a shitty restaurant with microwaved frozen food that they charge a premium for because it's served by big tiddie women in short-shorts.

>> No.16798603

Depends how good the bj is

>> No.16798695

>>16798603
ding ding ding ding ding

>> No.16798730

>>16798594
You're not wrong but you phrased it in the most obnoxious way possible

>> No.16799698

>>16797273
>yea mom i'd totally like to give her one ahaha

>> No.16799766

>>16797671
Tell us the taste, I'm curious now

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16799794

>>16787753
have gone to hooters in four different cities in three different time zones
food terrible every time

>> No.16799821

>>16792859
As a mother I'd only bring my son to hooters to show him what type of women to avoid

>> No.16799844

>>16799821
pls give me milkies

>> No.16799927

>>16799766
Fat girl with implants

>> No.16799947

>>16792859
sounds like your mom is hoping you aren't gay

>> No.16800046

>>16799927
Why would a fat girl need implants?

>> No.16800053

>>16800046
Because she got implants first then gained weight

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16800243

>tfw Hooters Japan and Korea closed down
rip

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16801195

>>16796437
>Pooters

>> No.16801211

>>16800243
>even the japanese hooters waitresses look busted
lol

>> No.16801708

>>16792859
Your mom sounds like a based af milf

>> No.16801805

>>16792791
if this place existed, i'd go

>> No.16801815

>>16800243
>Mei has a horse face
More like neigh am I right?

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>>16800243
>>16801211
>>16801815
is this a restaurant or a stable?

>> No.16801837
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>>16800243
Holy fuck i claim Miyuki. E

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16801929

>>16801837
>t. just watched squid game for the ninth time

>> No.16801996

>>16787753
Those are men. Fuck off, OP. You do this all the time.

>> No.16802110

How do you approach them politely and ask for sex or related services? Success rate? Also, 15 and 16 year olds are allowed to work and serve beer during certain hours. How does that factor in? Tia.

>> No.16802112

>>16801837
love you some skeletons, huh?

>> No.16802168

>>16800243
>old geriatric women

They need to hire middle/high schoolers. They can work.

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>>16801837
Good, more Miyuki.O for me!

>> No.16802340

It's American diner fare with sugar, salt, cheese, and fried in oil. The women can be attractive. I've never really liked the place and avoid it.

Tilted Kilt though... I like the food, the beer, and they have definitely had some of the most attractive women I've ever seen. Been to a few places around the country and they were always solid. It definitely changed my mind on dining with strippers as an atmosphere. I wouldn't go out of my way to go there but I'd go again if asked.

>> No.16802357

>>16802110
This.

>> No.16802590

>>16802340
Anon…men wear kilts.
>captcha: RPDMG

>> No.16802883

>>16800243
Miyo and Naoko are the only possible options. Anything else is skelly cope from archliches.

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>>16802883
maika miyo megumi miyuki are the only solid choices - the rest have very specific characteristics that aren't universally appealing

>> No.16803028

>>16802975
Thought that was John McCain. Probably our next pres because he's a rino.

>> No.16804815

>>16792757
Ojos Locos is a shithole. The take forever to bring anything and there are like 2-4 security guards at the door at any given night who check your ID when walking in. It’s not a restaurant, it’s a shitty bar with shitty service and stupid whores who wear literal thongs. I thought it was comparable to Twin Peaks or Hooters but no fucking way, it’s really almost a strip club. The other two would be fine to bring your family to but this place is garbage.

>> No.16804880

Hooters is about the only place left that I can indulge my nylons fetish. Wings are meh, the beer is fine.

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>>16792791
Living in a world where this doesnt exist...
>why go on

>> No.16804931

>>16787753
The wings are passable. But I would never suggest going there. If I wanted to see hot chicks, I'd go to a strip club or at least a topless bar.

>> No.16804942

>>16787801
But if you're not going to fuck them, what does it matter? It makes for a good show when a good bra makes shitty boobs look nice.

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>>16792859
>"look, she's ASIAN (actually emphasized the word like that as she said it) - I know how you like ASIANS, anon haha"
holy shit fucking utterly based mom. your mom is clearly 5000 percent cooler than you'll ever be

>> No.16804971

>>16802168
they already work in the host clubs making 10x more than a hooters girl will

>> No.16805009

>>16787835
>>16787875
I was said when Twin peaks was a titty restaurant and not based on the show.
>>16787753
If you don't care about the tits it's the equivalent of a cheap family restaurant, but with titties. If you've been to places like Applebees or chillis or an outback or something, that's what you're getting OP. They're all dying because this is shit for dumb boomers without access to the internet and a demand for actually good food.

>> No.16805019

>>16799698
>and then give you one haha whoops that might have been a bit weird to say haha

>> No.16805020

>>16802110
>How do you approach them politely and ask for sex or related services?
You don't unless you look like you have a shit ton of money. Women working in these jobs are looking for cash, not sex. It's like strippers. People think they're easy lays and those people are fucking retards. Strippers want money and will whore out if you wave 2 grand at them but you could just go and get laid at a bar for 1/20th the price.

>> No.16805021

>>16805019
How'd you get internet access Chris?

>> No.16805028

>>16805021
Government had to give it to him so the autists could continue to document his life.

>> No.16805029

>>16787753
The wings are not bad, I think it depends on the location. If you just want basic wings fries and beer there are worse places you could go.

The waitresses hardly “flirt” with you more than any other waitress or bartender looking for more tips by calling you honey or baby or whatever

>> No.16805121

>>16787753

I want a restaurant like this, but good. Any tips?

>> No.16805606

>>16804815
>I thought it was comparable to Twin Peaks or Hooters but no fucking way, it’s really almost a strip club.

Kinda surprising how their style of restraunt didn't exist before. Perhaps it's because people are becoming desensitized to naked women.

>> No.16805713

>>16800243
>several waitresses emphasize their pits in the portrait
holy based

>> No.16805783

>>16792859
>I know how you like ASIANS, anon haha"
Hahahaha kys weeb, imagine getting bullied this hard by your mom lmao.

>> No.16805895

>>16805713
They're not catering to your awful fetish, raising their arms like that helps to bring the shoulders up which in turn pushes their boobs up and together more, making them look bigger and perkier with more cleavage.

>> No.16806045

>>16805606
The place is like a bar, not joking. The walls still had exposed compressed boards and the bathroom was humid water all over the floor and broken stalls, almost exactly like the bathroom in Always Sunny. The location I went to has only been open less than a year and is not in a bad part of town. Not to mention the bitch who was waiting on me and my friends took 20 minutes to get our gay little tube tap of beer and mugs. We left after we finished the tube.

>> No.16806078

>>16805895
>not catering to your awful fetish
With the exception of Maika, Mariko and Naoko all of them are showing off their pit, m8. Besides, armpit fetish is relatively common in Japan. Enough that there are brothels that cater specifically to it.

dumb kinkshaming roastie btfo

>> No.16806221

>>16792859
>,,YOU THERE, YOU RANDOM GIRL, LOOK AT MY CUTE BOY! HAVE SEX WITH HIM"
Do american mums really think this works?

>> No.16806403

>>16787757
it's 2021 you're supposed to say "I'm trans btw"

>> No.16806417

>>16806221
No because they think sex will taint their boy and have them start treating all women like cock socks. Or that they'll get a girl pregnant, and suddenly their a grandmother and aged 30 years.

>> No.16807194

>>16799844
Okie dokie! Open wide!

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>>16802590
Not since the 80's when Latvia outlawed them again.

>> No.16807909

how about you try one out you incel? If I tell you it's shit will you never try it? Live your own life fag

>> No.16808049

>>16787753
I've been to that hooters on idrive ama

>> No.16808112

>>16787753
Fun environment for some. I enjoy it

Their wings aren’t good in USA but I have had decent fries / sandwich

But I do enjoy getting beer around hot chicks. I think you’d enjoy it as a gay man too, I think you’d have fun chatting with them and stuff. They definitely are paid to be friendly but they’d prob like talking to you knowing you’re not perving on them

>> No.16808125

Who is that on the right?

>> No.16808130

>>16787835
Awesome food and service at twin peaks when I visited the US for a work trip. Would go again.

>> No.16808223

>>16793070
Sauce

>> No.16808313

>>16807497
Outlawed kilts? Why?

>> No.16808510

>>16792859
this sounds like such a good time I wish my mom was that cool.

>> No.16808521

>>16808313
Encourages trannies. Men should only wear legged pants, as they have done for the full history of clothingm

>> No.16808568

>>16787873
Because you're a homo

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>>16792791
no thanks

>> No.16809115

>>16792859
>Hooters employ literal school girls
I suddenly need some wings and chilli fries

>> No.16809147

>>16800243
There's still a Hooters store on Ginza.
It's sad to see the Akasaka one go, though.
I've been to that one several times when I was working nearby. They had surprisingly great lunches in the range of 900~1300 yen both in terms of taste and value. Probably the only fond memory I got from that particular job.
I even left them a review on Google maps and now even it is gone.

>> No.16809156

>>16792859
kek

>> No.16809162

>>16809147
Really? I figured the Asakusa one would survive longer being a more tourist-y part of town

>> No.16809171

>>16809162
Akasaka, not Asakusa.
Akasaka is a lifeless office district. Pretty shit if you ask me. Only slightly better than Yotsuya.

>> No.16809190

>>16787753
In the 90s is it was okay but with the decay of the Western world it's a very depressing place to be, before it was just laid back fun now it's unironically filled with men that would be thrown out of a Magic: The Gathering convention and people that are too smelly even for smash conventions.

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>>16809147
Do they have any of the official Hello Kitty merch?
Note, I'm just assuming said merch exists since this was a real advertising team up.

>> No.16809366

>>16809171
Ahh. Couldn't be arsed to look it up thought you made a typo

>> No.16809535

>>16808521
>Men should only wear legged pants, as they have done for the full history of clothing
>the full history of clothing
Except the parts of history where they wore loin cloths, robes, togas, and, y'know... kilts.

>> No.16809544

>>16797806
I was visiting from Europe. It was a novelty and wanted a pic. You too cool for that?

>> No.16809548

test

>> No.16809581

>>16809346
I haven't seen any, anon.
The latest news I see about it is from 2012 so I wouldn't hold my breath for it.
Maybe it's a recurring Valentine's thing but that's about it.

>> No.16809669

>>16808521
Romans thought only fags and barbarians wore pants, real men wore togas.

>> No.16809686

>>16809544
Yes. Only women and Japanese tourists need vacation photos.

>> No.16809687

>>16809669
Romans were also sodomites with a taste for little boys.

>> No.16809882

>>16809686
Is that so

>> No.16809946

>>16809687
Yes and Rome continues with the antichrist Catholic church and their Jesuits

>> No.16809960

>>16794705
that's probably the most attractive hooters girl i've ever seen

>> No.16809966

>>16809960
No ass whatsoever though. Like it was offputtingly small and i like skinny girls

>> No.16809970

>>16799698
audible kek

>> No.16809983

>>16805020
2 grand seems awfully steep
i feel like 1g or even like 500 could work in most areas, and lower in shittier ones and if you're not a disgusting looking human

>> No.16809986

>>16809966
ah, i feel you
i sadly have been with such women and the utter lack of ass definitely is unfortunate

>> No.16810296

>>16796216
>Tummy game
Are you melanin enriched?

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>>16810296
he prefers 'sneaker enthusiast'

>> No.16810312

Last time I went to a hooters my waitress was about 8 months pregnant, I've never gone back.

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>>16810312
coulda came inside her worry free but I guess that's on u

>> No.16810345

>>16788261
based jap

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>>16792859
>I know how you like ASIANS, anon haha
holy fuck

>> No.16810406

From my experience, the ones up north suck and the ones in the south are fine. I wouldn't say good, but on par with every other chain restaurant.

>> No.16810449

>>16796966
your pic is hilarious

>> No.16810571

Hooters? More like Coomers lmao

>> No.16810767

hooters wings gives me the worst stomahc pains of any wings

>> No.16810791

>>16792859
>hooters employs 16 year old girls
???? what fucking country do you live in

>> No.16810805

>>16810791
18 year olds are still in high school, he never specified an age.

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>>16800243

ROLL for your Japanese Hooters-fu.

(Rolling for 6, Miyo.)

>> No.16810813

>>16810809

9, not bad, but who would ever spell "Nanaco" like that with a "c"?

>> No.16810817

>>16810809
Gimme Mariko

>> No.16810821

>>16810571
you slay me

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>>16810791
>>16810805
nope, I sure did not. that anon's brain went right for the 16 tho. makes u wonder...

>> No.16810827

>>16810817

Enjoy your meal with Skeltal-chan, anon.

>> No.16810835

>>16810825
I was out of high school before I was 18

>> No.16810938

>>16810835
Not him but I turned 18 at the beginning of my senior year of high school, as did my friends. Did you start school a year early or something?

>> No.16810969

>>16787866
you sure were ugly, anon

>> No.16810972

>>16810938
Didn't think I did, but that must be the case

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>>16810827
>bone appetite indeed...

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For me, it's Tilted Kilt. Pretty good burgers and wings, and a little bit of eye candy for everyone. The only I used to live near was packed with middle age roasties and karens on friday and saturday nights because all the bartenders were men.

>> No.16811556

Maybe it's because we had topless/bottomless waitresses diners in Montreal in the 90s, but I don't see the appeal of Hooters. Just get wings at the strip club, at least those chicks take their top off during their shift

>> No.16811760

>>16811556

Vaginas are not appetizing.

>> No.16811791

>>16811556
Some people prefer to msintain a marginally thicker veneer of a sense that they're not complete slimeballs.

>> No.16811841

>>16787757
kill yourself fag

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If you get stuck with a blk waitress, walk out.

>> No.16812122

Is there really no good version of this concept anywhere in the world? That's so depressing.

>> No.16812270

>>16792859

Your mother sounds retarded.

>> No.16812367

>>16792859
Your mother sounds based

>> No.16812546

>>16788167
How do you indicate to a Waffle House waitress that you'd like to do that?

>> No.16812603

>>16787882
i tried making a deep friend cornish game hen with hooters breading once, for a family-friend's thanksgiving dinner. breading didn't stay on :(

>> No.16812637

>>16800243
rolling for Nanaco or Naoko - 9 and 0
>>16801837
damn, claimed it right on the 7 spot too

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>>16792859
i order someone to screencap this for i am too stupid to know how

>> No.16813151

>>16811505
The one near me closed years ago it was the the only place around here that served scotch eggs

>> No.16813746

>>16792859
>>16792859
Based mom. You suck, though, weaboo autist.

>> No.16813753

>>16797004
Lol no, not even close.

>> No.16813758

>>16792859
Mother is deseperate about not getting grandchildren seeing how his son is a pathetic freak so she tries her all to get him to impregnante some woman.

>> No.16813880

>>16809544
it's pretty cringy

>> No.16813955

>>16792859
Thanks for making me feel second hand awkwardness.

>> No.16813959

How come the liberals didn't try to shut this place down?

>> No.16813977

>>16811791
At least I'm not pretending I'm not looking at the stripper/barmaid's ass when I go to the titty club.

>> No.16814211

>>16787753
I'd fuck the one on the right while the other one watches

>> No.16814257

>>16813959

They've tried tons of times, it just didn't take.
Part of it is that the waitresses themselves oppose that for obvious reasons, though that didn't stop them from deleting grid girls in F1 (who also liked the job and wanted to keep it).

>> No.16814277

>>16812603
kek

>> No.16814639

>>16787753
>>16787757
Gottem

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booba

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>>16796437
Poot!

>> No.16814853

>>16787753
Imagine how autistic you would have to be to ask this

>> No.16815449

>>16800243

It's clearly between Mariko, Miyuki and Naoko.