/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just last week a woman who lives on my floor (urban highrisefag) asked if I’d like to have dinner because she just moved in to the building/city/country and I’m the only neighbor who has really talked to her so far.
She made some good Cantonese food and we had lots of alcohol with it.
But then afterward we were sitting on her sofa and chatting, and she put her damn feet in my lap and laughed, saying she’d really love a massage.
Fuck that; feet are gross and I’m not gonna touch some on a bitch I barely know.
But I was still polite about it; I stood up and nicely said I had to go trim my cat’s claws.

Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I generally don’t socialize with coworkers, but for some reason I did. I should have stuck to my rule about forgoing outside of work socializing. Six coworkers met at someone’s house yesterday under the pretense of ‘iris stew’. I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to arrive). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, “Please, no talk about politics. Please not today.” I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country. He got very argumentative, so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and ‘cooler’ if I had some alcohol. It was honestly pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner and that is when the fun started. He made ‘Irish stew’ with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling other that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion and water and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce and other ingredients would be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not an Irish stew.

>>16808561
We started eating and someone asked about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked so annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn’t like it I could, in his words, “get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me”.

I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew in a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his take on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck in the process. He was literally screaming in my face and has his fist up in a threatening manner.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch on Monday, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

I'm still wondering how work will be tomorrow and what stories and rumors he's going to start spreading about me.

>>16808548
>Fuck that; feet are gross and I’m not gonna touch some on a bitch I barely know.
based

>>16808566
You are a great person. Keep up the good job my fellow earthling.

>>16808500
>I dislike the fact plenty people have animals in flats and let's their animals roam freely in the kitchen
assuming you mop the floor and beat anything that tries to jump on your counter this is not an issue

>>16808548
I'm pretty sure you narrowly avoided being date raped

>>16808561
>>16808566
You sound like a no funs faggot. The host was right to tell you to fuck off.

>>16808561
>>16808566
I hope your example will steer him on th right path.

>>16808500
>>16808548
>>16808561
>>16808566
10/10 would have homosex with.

>>16808500
>Go to friends birthday party
>His mother is making Cachupa (african food)
>Great food
>Get drunk, we even smoked hash next to children and an off duty cop who was invited
Theres no twist, black people are just warm hearted and accepting of us europeans

>>16808548
Was she old, or ugly? If not, you could have had yourself a based chink tradwife.

Y'know that line that chefs like to drop about how they don't care what your food is like and how they're just grateful to be fed... It's a fucking lie.

If you can't cook, I will never eat your food.

>>16808500
I had a thanksgiving meal at a friend’s house. His wife made cornish game hens, which was actually a good idea. However, they were fucking raw inside (red blood on plate) and no one had the heart to admit it. Luckily, she made a huge ass pot of macaroni and cheese and I just ate that. My wife ate her hen. In the car driving home I told her she was going to get worms.

>>16809060
You are a fag lol. Everyone i know who had a job cooking and isnt some chud that didnt reproduce young will gladly eat shit like mcdonalds and jarred spaghetti sauce.

>>16809083
I eat McDonald's at least once a week. But I'm not eating that BS dry chicken and sloppy cous cous homecooking that most people are content with.

>>16809105
Ohhh i get it. So food made by a woman?

>>16809012
There's a difference between blacks and nigger. Learn the difference, it could save your lives.

Me and some m8s stayed with a friend and his fiance for a week on the coast. They insisted on treating us to breakfast every day.

They made the most amazing B&E sandwiches with avocado and veggies and shit, it was so generous and healthy, delicious, not to mention expensive.

But they insisted on barely poaching the eggs. Even the egg white was half raw sometimes, nevermind the yolk. I fucking get sick trying to eat uncooked or runny eggs and this just shit the fucking shit out of me. The last couple days I just said "no thanks I'm not hungry" :[

>eating at friend's inl-aws (elderly Asians)
>dinner is good
>dessert is some kind of egg pie
>take a bite
>(oh shit she forgot the sugar, it's just cold scrambled eggs.. be polite don't say anything..)
>glance around, no one is phased
>(it's supposed to be like this?)
I forced myself to take a couple more bites out of courtesy but god that was so unappetizing

>>16808566
Based pasta.

>>16808500
scrambled eggs with an insane amount of dried herbs added

there were so many herbs that when you opened your mouth to take a bite of food the herbs from the previous bite would fly out of your mouth, kind of like someone doing the cinnamon challenge

there was also turkey bacon and those canned rolls with the orange icing

that was about a decade ago and i haven't been to someone's house since, and i do not exaggerate. i'm done with people.

>>16809200
>Asians
why the fuck would you involve your life with these people?

>>16808500
>Eating pasta at friends house
>Just before serving, his mom cracks a raw egg on top off the bowl
>She mixes it and serves
>I ate it out of politeness

>>16808500
Female tattoos, visible,

Degenerate swine. Straight to the gas chambers.

>>16808500
>meet schizo girl on bus
>tells me she's a chef and invites me over to try her cooking. Said she was making curry.
>Go over all dressed up and ready to fug and eat good food
>She's not cooking and doesn't even have a stove in her kitchen
>Eats macaroni and cheese and then throws up on my cock
>freaky sexy ensues

She ended up dressing up as a clown and told me/let me stick huge dildos in her ass. I was never the same.

>>16809074
>image
Weird how the letter was written a year before the incident.

>>16809466
kek

>>16808561
>>16808566
classic thing that never happened
you just forgot the part at the end where everyone applauded you

>>16809200
That's a shame, egg tarts (which is what I'm assuming you had) are delicious

>>16809456
i love the impotent rage you guys put off
at first i assume it was ironic, but now you losers really believe that shit.
You pretended to be retarded so long that you forgot you were pretending.
pottery

>>16809698
Only slaves got marks and piercings

>>16810002
Oh, I don't give a fuck what althistory justifications you come up with. It's just funny to watch you convince yourself that those grapes weren't sweet anyway.

>>16808561
Second funny shitpost I've seen today, thanks

>>16809170
Just ask for the egg well done

>>16808548
She wanted to fuck

>>16808500
Ahmed, have you considered going to the shit hole you came from if you hate how much white people love their dogs?

>>16808500
One time I made the mistake of eating some of my pajeet friend's cooking.
Bastard gave me the runs.

>>16809456
I think her tattoos are cute. It's more the dog on the countertop which bothers me

>>16809074
>some uni roomates find a new place to stay
>we kind of dont like each other
>they are very cheap and make up rules that they themselves break
>we dont want to end it on a bad note so we help them move
>they invite us for lunch to celebrate and as a thank you
>we get there and place is a mess since our last visit
>cartoon stuff like packing all thing into a closet and slamming the door
>our hosts, clean as a whistle, gelled hair, perfumed from head to toe twice and so on
>"Omg, we didnt know you were coming XD."
>they have a small display of all the food stuff they are serving
>big name brands only, impressive
>its all just for show so no touching the expensive and tiny bag of lays chips
>only take chips from the huge ass bowl which taste nothing like them
>"Well, this was supposed to be a lunch, right?"
>they go back to the kitchen and come back after a long while with plates
>roasted chickens and potatoes are served
>the chicken was butcher into tiny pieces and covered in so much sauce you would think its soup
>its not good at all so we joke about it
>stuff like that the chicken probably saw as much seasoning in its death as sunlight during its life
>one of them gets offended after a while and burst out blaming us for coming to soon
>"wut?"
>they cooked it on low heat because its makes for a better taste and meat texture
>and of course according to their calculation cheaper on the bills
>at this point we know its barely edible so we stop eating
>they dont
>we continue to persuade them and kind of make fun of them in hopes that they will stop
>the whole situation get grimmer as they continue to eat
>they stop when we conclude that you can get salmonella from raw eggs and because chicken lay eggs you can get salmonella from raw chicken
>after that they just picked up went to the kitchen and slammed the doors
>we saw it as a sing to leave so we left
>one mate had a really bad stomach ache so we fetched some strong liquor to burn the shit down

>>16810264
Just a conclusion.
After that we were mostly fine. We didnt contact them until we found out that some of them got quite sick but they didnt want to do anything with us. We tried to reach out to mutual contacts if they are ok but everyone told a different story. Some even blamed us for bring the food in.
The idea with the strong alcohol was one of our mates, who was told this by his grandma. Since then I carry a small flask with something strong. So far it always helped in similar situations where I eat something I dont know.

>>16808561
>>16808566
this is copy pasta dumb newfags

Saw a pantry moth, was over there for coffee and cake. Had to make up an excuse for not eating the cake.

>>16808561
I clicked on this thread specifically because I hoped this was posted already and wanted to read it again. Thanks anon. A little baffling and gay that 5 people responded seriously, this place is getting wild these days

she has toerings?
>>16808500
I'm cooming in my pants rn

>>16809698
>withered roastie admonishing anyone
lmfao... go muffle that trap with a nice fat dick you dumb bitch

>>16810474
see, there you go again projecting.
I promise these grapes are sweet, and if you'd accept help you could reach them.

>>16808500
Went to a new co workers apartment once for dinner. Canned spaghetti sauce and processed cheese melted on a stale bun. Literal bags of garbage and dirty diapers strewn throughout the place, flies landing on my food while we eat, 5 cats in a one bedroom apartment etc. They had a cuck thing and his wife was a literal 12/10 so I hate fucked her with no condom on the floor in the middle of a bunch of trash while he smoked crack. It was a wild night.

>>16810474
arby's is cheaper, quieter, and comes with sauce i'd actually want in my mouth. fuck off hag.

>>16810514
Election tourists are a blight. Believe it or not, you've actually wandered out of your Facebook group.

>>16810474
>mouthy cumdumpster actually thinks social guilt will work here
i bet you hide your hands in pics now dont u

>>16810503
Are the grapes saggy and wrinkled?

>>16810589
No, but you'll convince yourself they are

>>16810474
>flaunting prunes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>16809638
Believe it or not, this was a real letter. Happened when I was in high school. I never noticed the erroneous date.

>>16809691
lurk more, reddit newfriend

A friend of mine took me to a chinese food place that everyone and their grandma told me was the best place in town. Ended up being ketchup(just ketchup) drenched chicken, hard dry as fuck rice and noodles in canned veggie water with some of the canned vegetables. Saddest thing I ever ate.

>>16810793
I refuse to believe that such a place exists. What's it called?

>>16810793
>>16810842
stopped by a hole in the wall chinese place once while on a roadtrip as a kid. was exactly as u described. the beef soup they had tasted like it was from a can but diluted and seemed like it wasn't a good idea to eat it. easily the worst 'chinese' ive ever had.

>>16810842
I went and found a picture of someone's review just for you anon. Apparently, in takeout format, at least nothing will be dry.

gotta say, the most based yet simultaneously worst experience ive ever had in this scenario where i went to my brother's place after not having seen him in a few years. about 10 minutes out from his apartment, i texted him that ive stopped in some extremely shitty torrential downpour and that ill be late. he instantly replied back "stop by the gas station across the street and grab some stuff for me please. tell the old pajeet inside that anonsbro sent you."

parked outside, sprinted indoors and was instantly recognized by the clerk "you look just like the brother" and had his arms out with a small plastic box that rattled a bit inside, i took it and left and he yelled after me not to drop it. anyway, fast forward to my brother's place and its obnoxiously empty. like there is literally nothing inside this bitch, no furniture, pictures, paintings, plants, nothing. there isn't even fucking anything on the floor. i hear yelling and i power walk towards his room in the back corner of the place and I enter fucking gamer nigger heaven. light up keyboard, six monitor setup, and an enormous fucking industrial shop fan blowing air at him.

this retard doesnt fucking eat food in his apartment and even though i told him that i was going to cook for him when i came over he didnt make any mention of him not having ANY FUCKING FURNITURE TO EAT DINNER ON. i finally had him open the fucking fishing tackle box bullshit i got from fucking rakesh the gas station owner and this nigger unsheathes two cups, two bowls, and two sets of silverware from inside it. eventually i got over it and just busted out my electrical grill on the fucking floor and used some paper towels on a cutting board i brought to set down everything i cooked. then we just sat down and stared at each other eating cow in abject silence for 20 minutes. every time i tried to talk about something he just kinda partially responded and went back to chewing. i swear to god this retard was groomed by some discord mods

>>16809415
Absolutely nothing wrong with this.

>>16809012
WE GOT A LIVE ONE

>>16811041
What the fuck. Does he at least have a job that he works remote?

>>16811462
no, he's an electrician of some sort. i asked him about it and he literally just doesnt despises eating where he sleeps. says it started whenever he was in the marines years ago. i looked around and the only remotely food-related things he had were some guinness, a thing of cold brew coffee, and literal plain soda water in the mini-fridge in his room. didnt have any of his culinary appliances working or connected, and he doesn't own any plates, bowls, cups, silverware, or knives other than what we used that he fucking pays that pajeet gas station owner to clean and keep for him (?????)

99% of the time he gets breakfast at a denny's nearby, but "sometimes i just feel like a gas station breakfast burrito" so he'll stop at the gas station and have rakesh throw one in the microwave for him and he'll eat it on the way to work. dude is absolutely fucking bizarre.

>>16809012
I’m jealous, that sounds amazing. I love multiculturalism.

>>16808561
>>16808566
are you planning on bringing charges against him for damaging your sweater? I certainly would in your position. Good on you for being the bigger man and not letting him get to you, though.

>>16809012
>black people are just warm hearted
Then why do they eat albinos, hack each other with machetes and can’t stop shooting each other?

>>16811574
It sounds like your brother has chronic crayon poisoning. I'm sorry anon, it's terminal.

>>16810126
they don't respond well to deviation :\

A coworker basically invited herself over to my house and showed up partially intoxicated. I was not happy because I spent all day cooking and didn’t want to waste expensive ingredients and my time and effort on someone with inebriated tastebuds. It set me off on the wrong food and I just couldn’t get it out of my head.

She drank wine like it was water and was almost obsequious when praising my food (coq au vin). It got to the point where I started looking at my phone while we were at the table and I even went to the bathroom just to spend 7 minutes alone. When I got back she was lounging on my chesterfield with her feet on the fabric too. I told her to get her feet off my chesterfield in a rather harsh manner and she pouted but complied. The night couldn’t get any worse until she literally would not leave despite me making all these excuses and then telling her that she had to leave because I had to meet Mother for breakfast the following morning and needed a good night’s rest. She was so pathetically ingratiating and drunk that I would have left her alone in my home if I had anywhere else to spend the night. I thought about going to a hotel but I had drank 1 3/4 of a glass of wine and don’t like to take the bus when I’ve consumed alcohol because I need my wits about me and my finely honed situational awareness on high alert.

She eventually skulked away after I called a cab but not before attempting to kiss me and grab my genitalia, which was horrifying and almost traumatic. I told her my first kiss would certainly not be with an alcoholic harlot with such poor table manners and that seemed to excite her even more. I should have called the police especially after she treated me at work the following week.

Anyway this was the worst experience I’ve ever had and it was the first and last time I’ve ever invited someone over to my home for a social occasions. Disgusting woman, I hope there is a special place in hell for her.

>>16811934
Bazingaman himself on /ck/, who would've thought?

>>16811934
>I told her to get her feet off my chesterfield
Based leaf

>>16812022
Kek I had to look this up

>>16808566
Bazinga

>>16809466
This thread is supposed to be about your worst experiences, Anon.

>>16811873
Because they live in the United States, that's normal over there.

>>16811041
>>16811574
What an odd human. Do you think he's actually brought girls over to his enclosure?

>>16812309
Tbf, pretty much no one under the age of 60 says chesterfield.

>mum and I are having dinner together, I am an early teenager probably
>have some "very spicy" papardelle, habanero flavoured that we impulse bought just for fun
>figure that it will be alright, she is very good with spiciness and I am alright, we both generally order the spicier options at mexican/asian/indian restaurants
>she cooks it
>it is actually really fucking spicy
>I can't have more than a couple of bites without drinking an entire glass of milk
>she actually finishes the whole thing
I'm not sure if I had an actual dinner to replace that. it also gave me the shits

>>16812798
imagine getting spicemogged by your fucking mom. post her phone number so one of us can treat her right

>childhood
>family was good friends with neighbors
>would often invite them over when we were grilling stuff
>one day get invited to their house for the first time
>inside was an absolute mess
>narrow pathways surrounded by junk and clothes
>strong musty smell like nothing has ever been cleaned
>they made spaghetti
>can't be that bad since they seem like the kind of people who would just buy premade sauce
>was correct, the missus was tossing in some other things into the pot
>sweet, so this should be edible then
>take a bite
>nearly gag
>apparently they added 2 cups of fucking sugar to the sauce
>wonder if they made a mistake or something, wait for them to start eating
>they finish theirs and start going back for seconds
>do my best to shovel it down my throat as fast as I could since I was raise to always clean my plate, especially when I'm a guest
>ask if I want more
>say "no thanks, I had a late snack when I was doing my homework" or something like that
>go home, tell my dad about it
>he lets make myself a burger to get a proper dinner

>>16810027
How are biblical societies althistory? Is that another fleeting temporary thought you need to scar yourself with, sleevefag?

>>16810963
Christ. Usually if I try a new place and get bad food it's "ok live and learn, not going there again" but I would have definitely raised a stink about this

>>16812377
Yes they're perfectly civilized everywhere else

Is this thread full of ironic or unironic homosexuals?

>>16812967
What fucking child ever finds something too sweet lmao nice larp faggot

>>16813584
WOw, not even going to try to cite historical sources, going straight to oral prehistory.
What a strong and compelling case you've made, a day later.

>>16808500
UGLY FUCKING DOG

and the yorkie looks fucking weird too

>>16814374
You mean the bible? Context on the reason for why you get them matter and most get it for other reasons than to glorify the Father and are for attending resulting in pride.

>>16814399
attention*

>>16814399
You say that as if everyone in the world makes their decisions based on your favorite superhero.
You know that's...hilariously myopic, right?

>>16810963
I gotta know the name of this place.

>>16814444
checked

>>16814354
what fucking person enjoys sweet spaghetti fucking faggot

My friend has birthday parties at his parent's place every year despite the fact we're all in our 20s now.
It's a bit of a shame but I've known the guy for decades so I still show up. It's pretty much the only time I see him in a year.
He was the type of kid to have all the newest toys and games and used that as a replacement for a personality.
His father is a class A boomer, loves to grill and drinks a case of beer every weekend so we get along alright.
this past year he was pulling out all the stops, ribs, steaks, baked potatos, and lobster tails.
The lobster was the main attraction but it was also his folly.
When it was time to eat the lobster was still raw. it could probably swim if you put it in water.
Lucky me I even got an extra piece because they knew how much I loved seafood.
still not sure if they did it on purpose or not, I wouldn't put it past them.
My friend and his mom didn't partake in the lobster because they don't like it (and also probably didn't want to tell the alcoholic chef 14 beers deep that his food was shit).
I sliced my tail into pieces and disguised it with the scraps left on my plate.
The ribs were shit too.

>>16814554
>what fucking person enjoys sweet spaghetti
Anyone under the age of 12 and isn't a defective retard lmao

>>16814594
>sliced my tail into pieces and disguised it with the scraps left on my plate
I'm glad I learned skills like this as a picky eater.

>>16809012
>smoked hash next to children
Bruh

>>16808561
First time reading this pasta, laughed for more than ten minutes straight

>>16808500
Some fucking seventh day Adventists invited me for dinner as a kid. They formed canned tuna into patties, fried it, and served it with ketchup.

>>16814761
So your worst dining experience ever was a fish croquette?

>go to friends house to eat
>macaroni's soggy
>peas mushed
>chicken tastes like wood
>looks like it's rotting into cheese
>get a bottle of kaopectate
>all is good

>>16811574
It was his time in the military. You should talk to him more. No doubt that shit fucked him up and changed his standards on living.

>>16814775
When your a Lil nig with a single parent and these richer than you holy white people say they are going to "cook" "dinner" I expected different. It also smelled really good while being cooked which also set my expectations too high. Also the ketchup was served as a side

>>16808548

>>16809083
In other words, you're lower-class.

>>16810398
One of the best ever pastas.

>>16808500
Ass on the counter, feet on the counter, dog on the counter. Don't care about cat/dog in the kitchen so long as it stays on the floor. 0/10, would not fuck.

>>16809456
All tattoos look pathetic, male or female.

>>16811934
Why would anybody sit on cigarettes?

>>16814953
Like you'd ever get the option.

>When I was 3 my parents took me to Italy for the first time
>Went to visit some friends of mom
>Had dinner
>Bf of mom's friend kept talking to me
>Every time I nodded to him he served me an entire ladle of bean stew
>I'm 43 now and I'm glad I finally got this out of my chest

>>16811574

I hope this thread stays up, it's good

I showed up at an old coworkers place when he randomly invited me over for drinks and gumbo. I hadn't seen him in over a year, but he was always good for a laugh and always had plenty of booze on hand. Show up at his place to find that he has partially transitioned (long hair, bad makeup, the largest mini-skirt that could fit a chunky 5'8 man, nails, etc), is trashed and was expecting me to, affirm his "transformation"? We ate and I proceeded to get him as drunk as possible so I could dip. Thankfully he was pretty trashed when I showed up, so I left after about an hour.

He hit me up for a while, but I can't lie it was extremely uncomfortable. Last I heard "she" got let go from her position for having some epic meltdown with a client misgendering "her" and the higher ups wouldn't take "her" side.

>>16808500
Many years ago, I attended a potluck where the host had several cats and, I shit you not, several cat boxes in the kitchen that hadn't been cleaned for some time. Guess what the whole house smelled of?

Do I win the prize?

>>16808548
>dat feel when you'll never be a baka anime protagonist like this anon

>>16809466
How do you go from talking on the bus to getting invited, I need talking instructions

>>16809012
Smoking hash with kids around, yup, you're a nigger.

>>16811041
>>16811574
i know a dumb jarhead thats about 50% similar
fuckin military men are wack

>>16814236
well now that ur here its closer to unironic

Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good
I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas all mushed
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite
He ain't finished nuh-uh that's bull"
So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"
So he pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming
Of the moment it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place
I don't care what these people think
I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks
So you bust out the door while its still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says "I understand about the food
Baby but bubbah we're still friends"

>>16809012
no they're not
>t. live in a minority white city fillee to the brim with niggers

>>16810148
I'm in the middle east right now and lots of people here have dogs.

>>16808548
>girl cooks
>serves alcohol
>literally places parts of her body on him
>eww gross gotta go because cat
Is this a literal anime beta faggot?

>>16819085
>My life revolves around a wet hole