/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16803765
What if they advertised on 4channel.org/ck/? oh wait..

>>16803765
it's kind of pointless to build toasters that can cook images onto bread (and fail) when you can just alter the bag, cups, fry boxes, etc.

>>16803771
heh

>>16803773
this wouldnt fail, it would work and look really nice. food colouring built into the buns

>>16803792
the image would get distorted after going through the toasters

>>16803765
I know it’s been long enough since you last made this fucking retarded thread that you figure nobody remembers.
But we remember.
>>/ck/thread/16383963
It was fucking retarded before, and just as much now, with an added layer of sadness.

>>16803793
this is fixable with some r&d
>>16803795
not retarded, and not sure whats sad about sharing some good ideas. keeping them to myself would be sad

>>16803765
Idiocracy

>>16803765
>what if mcdonalds put sterilization drugs in its buns?
the population IQ would shoot up and obesity would plummet in one generation.

>>16803829
More like basedocracy. Boring eggheads can't handle the basic fact they're failures and not the future.

>>16803771
How do you think they go about that? Are they even allowed to advertise on a place like this, and why would they? People say nigger everyday here

Such things are possible.

>>16803887
Corporate logos on food = population no longer interested in who controls society .

It wouldn't surprise me, but genuinely, honestly, I don't think people would notice unless it was pointed out. Sort of like advertisements on the back of receipts. I literally forget they're there 90% of the time.

whats the merit in advertising a product that someone literally just bought? I dont think you've fully thought this idea through, OP.

>>16803924
Corporations only succeed by making people happy.

>>16803936
if that was true, explain ISPs

>>16803887
OP here, i agree with this

>>16803933
dumb frogposter

>>16803936
I can do without corporate happy . I’d prefer corporate truth .

What would be the point of that? You've bought the burger, they don't NEED to advertise to you at that point.

>>16803951

>>16803896
Sparring discussions around a brand in a problematic group is not the same as being associated with said group. All these chains need to do is make a neuron in your brain connect your brand recognition with the feeling of hunger, such that when you grow hungry, the first thing you think of is the brand. If not the first, then at least it'll be brought up when you think of your options.
So it doesn't matter that people say nigger here. They don't need the people here to advertise their brand to the outer world. They need the people who say nigger to buy food from them and not from their competitors.
Hell, when I went to Subway on a trip to the US, my go-to choice was a meatball sandwich. Did I know what it was? Not really, but I heard people mention it online at some point, so that's what I went with.

>>16803933
See >>16803905. People like photographing their food for whatever reason. If it has the logo right there on the food, those who come across the photos will know where it comes from. Still >>16803773 is correct, there's so much branding on McD servings that there's no worthwhile reason to do it.

>>16803933
Exactly how dumb are you?

>>16803765
how much advertising does a company need to etch that shit into their food, I'm forced to see it and now I have to eat it?

>>16803765
They do that with McGriddles

>sitting in line at drive thru at McDonald's
Geico insurance ads playing on loop.
>Geico ads decorate the lanes, signs
>Hello, Geico presents McDonald's. How can we help you?
>Order number 1
>Get handed a fry box with Geico ad on the box, a bun with Geico burned into the bread, and a soda cup
>Drink my soda athome, notice something
>at the bottom of my soda cup is that stupid gecko
Please no

>>16804505
>there's so much branding on McD servings that there's no worthwhile reason to do it.
this isnt ambitious enough. the mcdonalds board probably said that to the guy who came up with putting the logo on the receipt too, but he did it anyways and by god its stuck around after all these years. theres never enough

>>16804527
no, you dont have to eat it, you GET to eat it. you will be happy, excited, and think its cool.

>>16804893
i like this, but make the gecko an edible, fake gummy candy. naturally it would cost extra but it would be a hit with kids and manchildren to discover some cand at the bottom of their drink

>>16804893
If I got a cost break for having advertisements all over my shitty fast food I'd probably be okay with it. It's not like anyone pays attention to it anyway, 30 years of internet advertising made sure of that

>>16805835
You're not supposed to pay attention to it.
It's designed to seep into your subconsciousness.

>>16803765
idea: brand the buns with a hot iron, on both sides

>>16804527
They already press an M into the McMuffins, why not do it to the buns, biscuits, hash browns, beef patties, and grilled chicken breasts?
Bread the nuggets and fried chicken breasts with bread crumbs shaped like tiny M's and dot the french fries with tiny M's made of some kind of starch so they'll turn darker than the french fries themselves, leaving each nugget, fried chicken breast, and french fry dotted with a pattern of little McDonald's logos.
Change all the ice machines to create M-shaped ice cubes and shape all the sprinkles on the coffee drinks like little M's, too. The tips of the whipped cream dispensers can be M-shaped so that all the drinks with whipped cream are topped with ribbons of McDonald's logo.
Have a little imagination, would you?

>>16803765
lol, that's absurd

>>16805943
*hires you to the board of mcdonalds logo innovation*
300k starting sound alright sir...?

>>16805882
this but the buttocks of every young girl who works at mcdonalds.

advertising is supposed to get you in the building, once you're there and you've bought a product do you really need more advertising?

>>16805835
>he thinks advertising is about making people pay attention
No, it's quite the opposite, they want you NOT to notice it. SEE it, yes, but NOTICE it? No. It's about mindshare, inundating you with more advertising than the competitors so that when the time comes to make a purchase you're more likely to do it with them.

Need to open a bank account?
>Maybe I'll check out Chase.
>Why Chase and not another bank?
>I dunno, just popped into my head.

Need a quick meal?
>McDonald's sounds really good right now.
>But why moreso than half a dozen other fast food places?
>I dunno, I'm just feeling like McDonald's.

That's how they get you, by flooding you with logos and hidden ads so that you subconsciously associate their brand or product with certain things. Whether you think you pay attention to advertising or not, it's affecting you all the same because it's literally hijacking the pattern recognition system in your subconscious to create connections between things you need/want to do and brands/products that can give you those things. No one is immune, and it really is as sinister as it sounds.

>>16804513
extremely, but I still don't think that printing a logo on their buns would affect mcdicks' bottom-line

How does this monopoly thing even work?

>>16807164
>Monopoly uses different street names in Canada
What do you guys have instead of Boardwalk and Park Place?

>>16807164
it should come with a game board. peel off the back of your pieces and attach them to the corresponding spots on the gameboard. If you collect all the pieces of one colour/area/type, then you win a prize

alternatively the monopoly piece could just be a straight prize instead of a game piece. Usually food items, like your cheeseburger piece, but sometimes little items as well like headphone coupons etc.

>>16807164
Coordinate with other McDonalds employees from the other side of the continent so you can get the missing pieces that aren't distributed in your area then you win.

>>16803765
like this? that would be cool!

>>16803936
Luckily for McDonalds they sell Happy Meals!