/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16800444
Post a grinder first

>>16800444
Guy comes over, I fuck him, we cuddle, I make coffee, we drink it, he leaves.

>>16800449
>I fuck him

You mean you suck his cock, like OP does.

Looks delicious. Wish I could still eat stuff like that. Afraid of biting into that foil.

>>16800444
only me and thousands of beautiful virgin trans women between 18 and 25 with no sex drive because they're ready to be my trans tradwife

>>16800482
gayest post itt

>>16800482
have you ever considered taking it off before you bite it you fucking troglodyte

>>16800531
di you want me to take it off? do you want me to bite it?

>>16800444
Pretty much what you have in the picture, except the addition of an olive salad spread.

>>16800576
sounds tasty

>>16800444
It's gotta be big and full of meats and cheese on the freshest of bread

wikipedia's mufuletta collage is pure sex

>>16800444
Checked

lol hoagie, lol grinder, lol poboy lol sub
Why do Americans need to come up with dozens of names for a sandwich?

All metal and brimming with tasty kief hahaha WEEEED

>>16800791
Because we are a massive and powerful country that dwarfs your entire continent therefore there are regional varietals of names for essentially the same things.

>>16800444
Basically this picture but with some pepperoncinis or mamas lil peppers added and also not gutting the bread.

i thought grinders were hot subs

What is the difference between a grinder and a hoagie and a submarine and an italian sandwich?

>no mention of marinated eggplant
you guys are fucking with me right? You also get a cannoli or whatever pastry they most recently stocked, and a can of chinotto

>>16800813
You could have just said you're fat.

>>16800979
I'm fat

>>16800955
They’re hot hoagies. Leave it to a cooking board to not know proper sandwich terminology.

>>16801079
Some of us come here to learn about food from others. So, some know a lot, and share that knowledge with others. Division of labor is probably the best human invention, and almost certainly the thing that makes us stand most apart from animals.

ham, turkey, swiss, lettuce, ranch

Pic rel is an original from Moe's Italian Sandwiches, the thin sliced onions really make it. They use the deli slicer so you just get really thin loops

no thanks, id prefer a hero

>>16801686
I'd prefer if you an hero too.

Anonymous, no names exchanged. Preferably his place, letting me know with a text message when I get there that the door is unlocked and his room is on the left. He should be twinkish and of northern European or east Asian ethnicity, minimal body hair greatly preferred. When I'm inside, the lights should be out, the faint moonlight through his window providing the hint of a silhouette of a man bent down on all fours, his ass freshly lubed. I will take him straight away and no words will be exchanged. I will concentrate deeply to drown out the sounds of his faggy whimpers and moans, breaking out into a hum of the theme song from Three's Company should the need arise. Upon climax, I will awkwardly stumble out the door, making sure to take any and all DNA evidence with me. On the ride home, my appetite will be as voracious as my shame, so I will stop at Wawa for a grinder. Roast beef, provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, Mayo, oil, vinegar, salt and pepper, toasted.