/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16800376
i've been seeing more cobraposting on 4chan, has the new wave of clip/recap channels brought in a new audience?

>>16800403
I have noticed it too, and since that confirmed we had other Cobra fans here it has also caused me to post him more in return.
He's a famous Youtuber, so it only makes sense.
Plus I think he's been getting some mention ons Kiwi Farms, I.Hypocrite, and IP2 lately.

He's pretty depressing to watch these days, desu, but I have to see how the saga ends.

>>16800376
Based cobes poster. Seriously though I cannot watch him anymore. It's just sad.

I’m intrigued. May I smell your farts?

is this stuff any good or is it shit?

>>16800476
I haven't tried it buuuuuut, considering the other swill he drinks and praises I would assume that it's awful.

>>16800376
I was impressed at his finger tapping in his guitar video.

>>16800485
well he always mixes it into other stuff anyways so idk
twu

God, I'm so fucking happy my life isn't this depressing and sad. I do hope he gets a happy ending, but fuck me I'm so glad I'm not him.

>>16800600
>>16800476
I keep thinking about doing this every time I see it, but then I have to actually drink 99 bananas and monster

>no new cooking video
you know all that mantis staff money is going straight to doordash

>>16800632
Cobes has been an important motivation for me to cut back on drinking and getting more exercise and I have heard the same from a lot of other people who watch him.
He actually is doing some good in the world, but not the way he thinks.

>>16800658
I think Should I Series on YT tried it

>>16800666
Absolutely. He's too lazy and and the money is too easy to come by for him to bother cooking now. The paypigs are killing him.
I doubt he'll ever bother getting his bike fixed either.

name of channel? Want to see how disgusting and lazy this incel piece of shit is

>>16800716
KingCobraJFS
It's a very very slow burn, so you might want to look around for some of the many channels that do highlight reels.

Post dank foodhacks boys

walking up to the drivethru to get some pullapardonnits

>>16800746
That was a PROJECT for him. He spent several days and Lord only knows how much money trying to get that foodhack just right because he figured it would go viral and pay off.
It's the most he has worked in years. Putting a donut inside a hamburger.

I liked the smoked salmon he made a while ago. He called it smoked because he boiled it in half a bottle of liquid smoke, not because it was actually smoked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6nPOQYHto

You here, Should I?

>>16800807
>he boiled it in half a bottle of liquid smoke, not because it was actually smoked
fucking cobes

>>16800807
Watching him eat is unsettling

>>16800739
Holy cringe kek

>>16800376
This guy popped up in my feed after watching related content and one of them was his gas station sandwich video
he must have a god like immune system, but i just wonder how many times he gets food poisoning

>>16801008
hes been eating filth and living in filth for like a decade, at this point i think he's probably a live colony

>>16800423
>he's been getting some mention ons Kiwi Farms
Yeah, Joshua Moon just said he's gonna do a MATI covering him, which is gonna suck because he is a Cobes noob.

>>16800706
That gif did not need to be that big

>there's a fucking jord thread on /ck/
>mfw

BROKE MY GODDAMN CIGARETTE! FFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
If you’re new to this sexy gothic bad boy who smells great, watch his home made french fry video.

>>16801988
Who was the goth broad on youtube he tried to court? That was a good saga

>>16802038
Gothic Dee?

qrd on this guy so I don't have to sit through all the videos?

>>16802073
He’s a 30 year old autistic retarded gothic heavy metal tobacco smoking alcoholic who live streams constantly. Has become a raging alcoholic in recent years. Is completely delusional about everything. Lives in a small meth town in Wyoming. Constantly and unironically rants about women and incel shit. Has a rotating cast of local meth boglins that use him for food and alcohol. Cooks absolutely vile burgers and shit that he covers in obscene ingredients like Doritos and frozen sushi. Orders custom pizzas from pizza chains that end up costing $60. He’s fucking regarded, dude. Just watch some of his cooking and food vids from BiteSizeCobra on youtoob. He’s like a web 1.0 tard in the style of Chrischan in that everything he does and thinks is just so far from what actual people are like. He’s fascinating from a sociological perspective. TWU

>>16802304
thanks, anon - pretty much what I expected.

>>16801328
i couldn't believe it myself either
>>16802073
the cobraverse is difficult to get into but ill try and give a very brief summary.
>autistic goth dude with a lazy eye and balding
>lives in a small town in wyoming with really weird people and personalities
>main source of income is making wands and selling them on etsy, but holds jobs whenever he can (and when he wants to)
>heavy smoker and drinker despite having a lung condition, basically making it his personality
>streams on youtube and talks about his life in lots of detail like TMI level of detail
>really weird personality and friends, will share weird stories about them with no hesitation
>will get drunk and smoke on stream
>sometimes will cook but horribly on stream and make drink concoctions that are increasingly vile
>rants about women on stream but has gotten laid + relationships before
>basically a complete degenerate that gets worse and worse, like a train constantly crashing harder every day

idek where to go with this, the cobraverse is very slowburn like the other anon said and there's a lot of info to parse through TWU

>>16802316
Oh yeah, he’s a wizard with real magic powers (surprisingly he’s not a virgin) and he makes wands that he sells on Etsy for hundreds of dollars. You know how ja/ck/ eats burgers like tacos? Cobes eats his tacos like an apple. It’s amazing. Make sure you watch these vids if you want a QRD on him
>hair dye
>French fry cooking
>most recent meltdown
>recent taco johns/bell blackout drunk food “challenges”

>>16800716
check out bitesize cobra for the best highlights of his streams. like >>16800727
said, its difficult watching the daily livestreams. he mostly just rants about gender relations, gets drunk, comments on boomer right leaning youtube videos. he used to make more dank food hacks but these days he just talks about his $60 hot carl orders.

>>16802431
>hot Carl
My boy Cobes isn’t into that gay shit. But he doesn’t care if you are. He just isn’t. TMDWU

>>16800476
It's fucking vile