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16798073 No.16798073[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

is this REALLY the best way to water your garloid? I've heard excessive tap water can drown it or water down the milk it produces. just looking for some advice

>> No.16798091

>>16798073
I've just been giving it a regular spritz with a spray bottle full of distilled water. Seems to do just fine for me.

>> No.16798097

>>16798073
My gen3 garloid only likes Dasani water. It is what it is, the milk is fantastic so I'm not complaining

>> No.16798116

>>16798073
>he doesn't have a silicone nipple for his tap
Garloids are like dogs, dude, they don't have a reflex to stop when they get enough water.

>> No.16799159
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16799159

>>16798073
Might make the babies screech a bit lourder, but louder screeching garloids are known to be tastier.

>> No.16799185

I know garloids are kept for their milk but has anyone tried eating their flesh before? Apparently it's really strong. What's the legal implications of doing so? Or am I being trolled and garloids aren't in fact edible.
Also don't forget your muffler when the garloid starts screeching, it can be really jarring for first time garloid owners.

>> No.16799205

>>16798073
is that a penis?

>> No.16799206
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16799206

>>16798097
>gen3 garloid
That's a garlord, ackshully.

>> No.16799212

>>16798073
is this real?

>> No.16799217

>>16799206
they marketed as gen3, I'm not a GarTech loyalist like you faggots so I'm not gonna call it that

>> No.16799221

>>16799205
No it's a fucking garloid, newfag

>> No.16799224

>>16798073
Anon, please don't tell me you use tap water to water your garloid

>> No.16799228

>>16798073
What the fuck is that

>> No.16799234

>>16799159
Those garloids don't look fresh. Also loses the delicious milk inside. Might as well buy it frozen.

>> No.16799250

>>16798073
fluoridated tap water will kill the garloid. use boiled and cooled water.

>> No.16799302

>>16799221
stop trying so hard buddy

>> No.16799334

>>16799228
A poor attempt at a forced meme.

>> No.16799336
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16799336

>>16799228
Reddit Gold apparently.
Once again, OP is a massive faggot.