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>> No.16785688
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ok

>> No.16785834
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>>16785688
>Gordon finally learned how to make a burger look appetizing
Based

>> No.16785916

>>16785685
>>16785834
If I can’t fit my hands around the burger then it isn’t one. It’s sloppa.
Give me two patties, then we’ll talk.

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>>16785916
All these burgers fit in one hand, they're just closeups, which make them look big.

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yes

>> No.16785963

>>16785943
If you press down on that, or bite down on it, half of it will spill into your lap.
You know what I mean.
I’m not against burgers, but beside the gordon ramsey one, these look like a hassle.

>> No.16785966

>>16785688
>burnt shit
Yeah that's Gordon alright

>> No.16785974
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This burger is from a brothel.

>> No.16785977

>>16785685
makes big and strong ugnh

>> No.16785985

>>16785685
give me your fave recipes then

>> No.16785987
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>>16785963
So what if some of it spills? Burgers are a messy food, they're not fancy pantsy caviar bullshit.

>>16785959
I love tall burgers so fucking much

>> No.16786076

>>16785987
>So what if some of it spills?
I want to eat the food I make or pay for, not pick it up off the floor.

>> No.16786104

>>16786076
nigger just stay on top of the plate what the fuck

>> No.16786105
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>>16785685
>>16785688
>>16785834
>>16785943
>>16785959
>>16785974
>>16785987

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>>16786105
Only a faggot would hate burgers.

Burgers are peak food.

>> No.16786135

Most of the burgers itt would look delicious if they were 1/3 of the size, but instead it feels like a lardass trying to berate people for not being gluttonous fatfucks.
>>16785974
This looks pretty good

>> No.16786148

>>16786135
>This looks pretty good
It's from a brothel (sherri's ranch) that has a restaruant. I legit just want to go to try the food.

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>>16786135
I disagree. Size has no bearing on flavor. If something is delicious, it's delicious whether it's 3 ounces or 1 lb.

>> No.16786178

>>16786172
Of course you disagree. You're on your way to heart disease.

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>> No.16786298

>>16786179
goddamn that looks amazing, I want a vanilla oreo milk shake on the side with it

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>> No.16787199

>>16785685
>burgers
>manly

that's literallly child's food

>> No.16787205

>>16787199
I don’t think OP is even trying to suggest burgers are manly, he just want’s to justify his gluttony by insinuating people are “afraid” to eat disgusting amounts of food.

>> No.16787222

>>16787199
>>16787205
No such thing as manly or unmanly foods, and no one even mentioned the word manly before this post. Projecting? Manliness would be eating whatever you want without giving a fuck what others think.

>> No.16787230

>>16786121
Is that a whole fucking loaf of bread?

>> No.16787279

>>16787222
>Manliness would be eating whatever you want without giving a fuck what others think.
No. A man has principles, and wouldn’t eat most of what’s been posted itt.

>> No.16787380

>>16787199
>>16787205
>>16787222
>>16787279
get out of here gays. manly dudes only

>> No.16787422

>>16787279
>>16787380
You brought up "manliness" randomly because you're insecure about something.
>has principles and wouldn't eat
He would eat whatever he wants whenever he wants because the opinions of random people online shouldn't matter to him.

>> No.16787464

>>16787086
I'm 100kg and that would last me a week.

>> No.16787512

>>16785685
Yeah, a loaf of bread, and some other people

>> No.16787584

>>16785966
i think it's a whole portabello mushroob, still fucky

>> No.16787599

>>16787422
you're the one now trying to prove a point

>> No.16787601

>>16787422
No. Eating one of the many “burgers” in this thread is pathetic behavior.
In fact gluttony like this is womanly

>> No.16787610

>>16787601
You sound like a complete fucking lunatic

Back off and let people enjoy food you bitter incel freak

>> No.16787674

>>16787610
have sex nigger, eating this kind of food screams 'i have no self-control!'
i don't want you disgusting losers anywhere near me or the ones i love.

>> No.16787689

>>16787610
One of these “burgers” would be 3000-4000 calories alone.

>> No.16787696

2 patties is ideal

>> No.16787715

Fatties

>> No.16787762

>>16787674
post an address troon. I will slit your throat. We will see how manly you are you absolute cuck. Also timestamp faggot.

>> No.16787764

>>16785834
>sloppa
>appetizing

>> No.16787765

>anon's gonna waddle over to someone's house

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>>16787689
Any active male should easily be able to burn that off without even paying it mind.

>> No.16787966

>>16787887
>eating 2x daily recommended calories in one meal
You better be really active, or that had better be your only meal of the day, fatass

>> No.16788000

>>16787966
Any active male
Not my fault you're slothful, or female.

>> No.16788009

>>16788000
Full house of truth

>> No.16788066

>>16785685
GIB BURG NOW
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16788075

>>16788000
Post your hand.

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>>16788075
K?

>> No.16788505

>>16788496
Looking fat there, anon

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>>16788505
Cool!

>> No.16788547

>>16788524
No.

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>>16785834
>>16786121
>>16786105
>>16787279
>>16787887
>>16788505
>>16788524
>ruralshitters will never taste this
>they will never, ever feel the grease drip down their chins and onto their bib
mm fuck
>they will never take a big bite out of the site, slowly peel the bun off and look at the pickles to see where they are
>then take another bite out of the side with the most pickles
FUUUUCK
>They will NEVER, ever be able to order a quarter pounder with extra cheese and fryer grease
FUUUUCKK YES OH MY GOD

>> No.16788557

>>16788547
Yeah it is just finished a week long meth binge. Glad it doesn't show

>> No.16788569

>>16788557
Fat AND a meth addict?

>> No.16788581

>>16785688
wtf is that burnt thing above the patty?

>> No.16788592

>>16788569
>addict
Everything in moderation son

>> No.16788611

>>16788592
Is this what meth addicts tell themselves?

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>>16785685
How does /ck/ season their burger? Would like to try and make something good but not too large for when I complete my one-week fast.

>> No.16788627

>>16788611
Only after I've finished a 4k calorie meal and piss off a stranger on the internet

>> No.16788765

>>16788627
I’m pissed?

>> No.16789645

>>16785685
Ye, why not.