/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16773185
Step aside.

>>16773225
>>16773185
French fries are 100x better than both of these.

>>16773272
Uh, sorry sweaty no.

>>16773283
Did you spell sweaty on purpose?

>>16773185
>blocks your path

>>16773185
they should be called reddit potatoes

>>16773479
autocorrect on my iphone

>>16773185
The highest state a potato can elevate to is human waste.

>>16773185
What's the criteria?
One main ingredient not counting fat?

>>16773551
Sweaty sounds funnier than sweety. Lol

>>16773602
do you mean swety like covered in perspiration? what's sweaty?

>>16773185
You retards memelike this for the same reason you like deenz, it’s as complicated to make as opening a fucking tin can. I hate all you zoomers so goddamn much

>>16774381
like body oder sweaty.

>>16773185
>>16773225
A good baked potato blows both of these out of the water

>>16774452
Forgot pic

>>16773576
Based alpha male chad hashbrowns poster

>>16774452
Impossible, since those are baked potatoes with enhancements.

>>16774400
>Things are only good if theyre difficult
heres a (you) boomer

>>16774493
>I pick my haute cuisine to spam snooty threads about based on whether I can open the can or not

>>16773185
>highest state a potato can elevate to.
Don't confuse effort for merit.
Any kind of frying is greater than anything you can do to a 'tater in the oven.

i thought idaho was the highest potato state
learn something new everyday

>>16774381
lrn2spell, ffs.
protip, just google whatever mangled spelling you _think_ is right.

>>16774603
Lol u tak him 2 da |

>>16774452
>baked potato
FFS, a baked potato is the hard boiled egg of potatoes.
Not _bad_ bad, but surely you could have done something better.
Also looking at _you_, 'tater salad.
Learn to "twice bake" them if nothing else.
And you haven't really lived until you've made your own 'tater chips.

>>16774603
i use yahoo.com like i always have i don't even know what the fuck is on goggle

>>16773185

>>16774722
Why is that potato erupting

>>16774748
cuz its like half butter

>>16773576
>>16773185
>>16773225
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>>16774456
>>16774722

wow that looks yummy

>>16774615
Vintage memery anon, I see you.

>>16774616
>FFS, a baked potato is the hard boiled egg of potatoes.
That something only a person who never had charcoal or ash baked potatoes would say.

>>16773185
sliced not too thinly and fried in bacon greasy until they are brown.

>>16775622
That looks horrible

>>16775667

that sounds like something a faggot like you would say

>>16775680
As a man who sucks dicks for pleasure, I have to tell you that this potato>>16775622 looks like shit regardless of how much cock you smoke.

>>16773185
Looks good and fancy, but what makes this better than simply slicing them all the way through; tossing in oil, salt, pepper, and garlic powder; broiling them in the oven (flipping at some point); and then topping off with some cheese for the last few minutes of the broil?

>>16774748
>>16774755
Because it has tomme cheese melted into it.

>>16775708
Same outcome except you save surface space in your oven for other things. Except the cheese part, which is just unnecessary.

>>16775622
>>>16774616
>>FFS, a baked potato is the hard boiled egg of potatoes.
>That something only a person who never had charcoal or ash baked potatoes would say.
That is just overcooked. Oven or grill roasted gets a perfectly crisped and delicious skin, but these were left in far too long.

Pommes Anna

>>16775728
I wouldn't call it unnecessary, it's just a different goal in taste. The cheese made it similar to scalloped potatoes. Better than scalloped potatoes in my opinion actually, since I dislike excessively creamy things.

Sorry but jews win again with potato cakes.

>>16775746
which goyim did they steal this food item from and now claim was always theirs?

>>16773185
>>16773225
>>16774452
>>16774456
>>16774722
>>16775622
>>16775746
I can't pick just one type of cooked potato. I love all of them

>>16774712
>i use yahoo.com like i always have
Are they even still in business???
Do you use AOL too?

>i don't even know what the fuck is on goggle
Everything.

p.s. just to be sure, I just loaded yahoo.com in another tab to see if they still existed.

>>16775728
>Except the cheese part, which is just unnecessary.
These words should never appear in the order, in any context.
*shudder*

>>16775735
>Pommes Anna
Interdasting. Never heard of this, had to do the Google. Looks amazing. I gotta do this soon.
I'm guessing russets are ideal for this?

>>16775778
Latke have actually been prepared since biblical times. Where the jew-lover you replied to went wrong was posting the potato version when that is a relatively recent addition to the dish.

ctrl+f

No dauphinoise, no pommes puree

Do you even potato bro?

>>16775844
i was too poor for AOL that was for bougie faggots with dell computers. i had an emachines pc and a netzero account.

>>16776241
Yeah, dude I lived through the 90's too, but that shit was 20-30 years ago.
You might as well tell me your homepage is Ask Jeeves.

>>16776259
yahoo.com
it's still a thing
google it you cum slurping fag and stop responding to me

>>16776241
Not him but I’m pretty sure I still have my stack of aol cds I got in the mail or picked up from stores stashed somewhere. The colorful designs were always great.

>>16776273
>stop responding to me
Wow, I didn't know you were the king of the internet, my apologies.
Still gotta ask, do you have a myspace page?

>>16776291
i was away for the entire myspace era i left at aim and came back to facebook

How has this not been posted yet?

>>16774616
you've been eating dogshit potato salad if you're talking about it like that

>>16775878
>Pommes Anna
i've done something very similar at work, pretty sure we used russets yeah

Not one mention of mashed potatoes, fuck all of you

>>16776401
>dogshit potato salad
Not saying it's BAD, just saying there's much better things to do with a potato.
Every potato that went into this half-assed dish is a 'tater that didn't become steak fries, potato pancakes, 'taters au gratin, home fries, potatoes O'Brien, mashed potatoes, chips, part of a pot roast, twice baked 'taters, etc, etc, etc.
What a waste.

>>16776675
>Not one mention of mashed potatoes
>>16776055
>pommes puree
I don't speak French either, but what else did you think "pommes puree" meant?

>>16776687
pommes puree is like the super decadent extreme of mashed potatoes, it's got a different name for a reason, and that's because it's a completely different experience

>>16776698
>it's got a different name for a reason,
Because it's in a different language.
In English "mashed potatoes" could mean anything from skin-on rustica style (my fave) right through electric mixer style you could drink through a straw.
Still all "mashed potatoes".

>>16776713
why do people still call it pomme puree if they're speking english then, if it means mashed potatoes wouldnt they just call it mashed potatoes? they don't because it's a whole different thing, that's like calling aligot mashed potatoes, sure it is technically still mashed potatoes but it's more than that at the same time

>>16776731
because it sounds fancier on a menu dumbass, it's marketing.

>>16776731
The same reason people say hasselback when hasselback potatoes are still baked. It's more specific.

A boiled potato at room temperature with salt is my favourite.

>>16776923
yeah my exact point, things have different names because they're different things even if they have the same basic cooking done to them

>>16777185
unironically based

>>16775702
>faggot comes and confirms it's what a faggot would say
Thanks fren, you helped is all out here

>>16776049
>since biblical times
Well considering all modern jews are later converts from after 500ad then you answered his question, they took it from the palestinians.

>>16777290
Hasselback is a type of baked potato.
Pommes puree is a type of mashed potato.
They are NOT "different things".
Just like you're a particularly fruity type of faggot, but that doesn't mean you're not a faggot.

>>16774722
When the potato is only really there to hold the butter and cheese together.

>>16777373
if you say baked potato people will assume you're talking about a classic baked potato, same with mashed potatoes. that's the whole point of this shit. someone saying mashed potatoes hadnt been mentioned in the thread before was true because when you say mashed potatoes most people think of classic mashed potatoes not aligot or some other shit.

Step aside.

>>16776388
Cheese and potatoes should NEVER be in the same recipe, anyone with half a brain knows that

>>16776388
Dauphinoise has already been posted
>>16776055

>>16777887
French opinions are worthless

>>16773479
>being this new

>pommes puree should just be called mashed potato
This is the dumbest thread on the board right now

My favourite potato is cold leftover boiled potato

>>16773185
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>>16773576
>>16774456
>>16774722
>>16775622
>>16775746
>>16776388
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>>16777406
>>16777858
mmmm dat look gud

>>16773185
>the highest state a potato can elevate to.

>>16776049
>potatoes
>since biblical times.

Actually stolen from the Polacks.

>>16779327
>Actually stolen from the Polacks
Ding ding ding. This is the correct answer.
>>16775746
Nice try moshe.

>>16779327
Raggmunk is Swedish, sorry.

>>16773185
>"highest state"
>posts hasselback without bread crumbs and hard cheese
Idiot.

wtf, not a single mention of tator tots?

pommes hasselback are fucking gross. They're literally just dry, greasy potatoes.

>>16773272
Cottage fries are better than all three.

Jo Jo is the way to go

>>16773225
FPBP

>>16779975
Looks like old dogshit.

>>16774722
Winner. If you've ever had aligot you'll agree.

>>16776698
It's still mash, dumdum. Just like colcannon and stomp.

>>16777881
You're missing out on a lot. Sorry.

>>16777914
>second best cuisine in the world is useless
Oh dear

>>16779319
Over greasy. Looks like how arabs would eat them.

>>16779870
OP's looks better desu. Sorry but it's true.

>>16773185
excuse me?

>>16777406
Damn that looks good.

>>16779327
I don't know what part of
>the potato version when that is a relatively recent addition to the dish
is difficult to understand.

>>16777798
>same with mashed potatoes
No, sorry.
If my Mom's Mom said "mashed potatoes" she meant peeled and roughly mashed. My Dad's mom meant pommes puree (though nobody ever called it that), and I mean roughly mashed with skins on.
I've had plenty of over-whipped potatoes, and I never even heard the term "pommes puree' until I read this thread.

Anyone who likes potatoes should try this nigga's recipe. 1kg of rattes potatoes, 250g of raw milk Normand high fat butter(cubed and cold), bring to a boil potatoes in salted cold water, pass through a food mill, dry puree in a pan for a while, whip in butter cubes, add progressively 200ml warm milk whisking constantly, salt then pass through a seive. Pretty divine if you have good rattes and butter.

i love potatoes so much, bros

>>16779975
those jojos came from the shadowrealm

>>16777881
What mental illness would cause somebody to post this?

Pommes duchesse is the king of potaoes

>>16777406
fuck that serving size

I just want a wife that will feed me a different potato-based dish every day

boiled then smashed and fried fingerlings

>>16781503
Fingerlings are best potato. There is no other answer.

Step aside peasants.

>>16775809
This. I love every potato dish

>>16774452
Never got this, you're just eating a more soggy potato with some awful sours in it. The potato's greatest strenght lies in it's dry quality, it's starchyness.

>>16777406
>Make fat people food
>use restaurant sizes

>>16774452
Baked potato is the most boring potato, right alongside with potatoes boiled in unsalted water.

>>16777406
It's mashed potatoes with cheese that's ben stirred a lot. Wow the peak of culinary art.

>>16773272
univeristy Wendy’s fries? Yes

>>16780730
>believing in continuity across thousands of years cus the religious leaders demand it

>>16773185
>hissenhorforhumhor
all I see is a spiralized potato

Have eaten at Hasselbacken. Q&A

>>16777881
Are you out of you mind?
Cheese and potatoes are a natural combination.
Now cheese and fish on the other hand...

your path has been blocked

>>16784554
I had them, they're shit. Tasted like low quality potato chips.

>>16774400
>deenz
deenz nutz

>>16774456
over-processed food for people who need to coddled every step of the way, why the fuck is there reddit-style cheddar cheese? you might as well have an emasculated asian guy pulling it apart to show how the cheese makes little strings
>>16779975
>jo jo's
fuck off corporate dick sucker, fuck jo jo whoever that retard might be

>>16777858
what an awful video. it could be a 15 second clip why the fuck they made a 46 second video of boiling then frying potatoes boggles the mind

No Dübbekuche aficionados here?

>>16777798
based
>>16780756
u got BTFO dumbass

>>16773185
You might actually be right for once, anon.

>>16773185
Roast potatoes with animal fat; duck, pork, beef, chicken, turkey or lamb, are far and away the best potatoes you can have. I make amazing roast potatoes. To the point that as much as people will compliment my meat they'll ask how I did the potatoes.

>>16773272
Deep-frying potatoes brings out bitterness that is unpleasant and you lose any hint of nuttiness in the process. It ruins potatoes.

French fries = Infantilism galore.

>>16786332
Footage for a short cooking instructional video boggles your mind?

>>16786294
Weak bait

>>16786522
>adding bitterness is infantilism
Lol retard

>>16773185
Give me a baked potato that’s equal parts potato, butter, and sour cream