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I don't care about the memes or the inevitable soijak quoting of this post. I like this stuff. (as a product. I despise the companies internal/expressed stances/customer service and the weird techie(?) cult surrounding it) but it's the coca cola of pod juice so I buy it anyway

I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.

I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.

You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?

>> No.16770845

You gay boy, you gay as hell.

>> No.16770864

Drinking canola oil. gross.

>> No.16770874

>>16770842
>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?
Your diet were obviously worse befores, and your diet except soylent seems very good, in addition you get a lot of excercise which I guess you didn't get before.

How retarded are you?

>> No.16770881

>>16770842
>6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job
I'd kill myself

>> No.16770914

>>16770842
you are stil turning into a homo, just the gym type homo

>> No.16770922

>>16770842
I used to sell cars on that schedule. What do you do? You sound like you work on movie sets, what with the free access to food (especially meat)

>> No.16770938

>>16770842
>but it's the coca cola of pod juice
but that's a reason NOT to buy it

>> No.16770941

>>16770842
>iphone filename
>reddit spacing
>turning into a twink
>gym whore
you're turning into a tranny alright

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>> No.16771258

>>16770842
>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?
it's almost like schizo retards need to go back to /x/

>> No.16771279

>>16770842
Subscribed.
Faggot.

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>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?

>> No.16771617

>>16770842
Reddit.

Reddit.

Reddit.

Copy/paste.

>> No.16771652

>>16770922
Well thanks for telling me you sucked at selling cars

>> No.16771704

>>16771168
Being a speedrunner did it to him, not soylent.

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>I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.
>i also happen to drink soylent why doesnt this undermine everything?

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16771774

Same exact product just marketed to gen xers and millennials instead of nursing home residents.

>> No.16772724

>>16770842
Soy doesn't make you a fag. Fags are just attracted to soy. Fag.

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>I don't care about the memes or the inevitable soijak quoting of this post. I like this stuff. (as a product. I despise the companies internal/expressed stances/customer service and the weird techie(?) cult surrounding it) but it's the coca cola of pod juice so I buy it anyway
>I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.
>I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.
>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?

>> No.16773492

>>16770842
that shit is just overpriced
there are much more cost-efficient alternatives
also you're a fucking moron for thinking that you can logically convince shitposters on 4chan

>> No.16773494

>>16770842
it works. i made my own soylent for about two years in 2014-2015. it made me feel really healthy, because i was actually getting all the nutrients i needed in a day.

>> No.16773510

>>16771168
If she fixed her teeth I'd go balls deep in her missionary and tongue kiss her hard, feeling her moans of ecstasy through my mouth and into my soul.

>> No.16773564

>>16770842
>I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.
Grats, man.

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>>16771733

>> No.16774041 [DELETED] 
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>I don't care about the memes or the inevitable soijak quoting of this post. I like this stuff. (as a product. I despise the companies internal/expressed stances/customer service and the weird techie(?) cult surrounding it) but it's the coca cola of pod juice so I buy it anyway
>I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.
>I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.
>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?

>> No.16774542

>>16771774
I use these things when I've got work to do but I don't think my stomach can handle real food. Gets the job done and keeps me from collapsing.

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This you OP?

>> No.16774570

>>16774542
You could miss a meal.

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>>16770842
>I don't care about the memes or the inevitable soijak quoting of this post. I like this stuff. (as a product. I despise the companies internal/expressed stances/customer service and the weird techie(?) cult surrounding it) but it's the coca cola of pod juice so I buy it anyway
>I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.
>I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.
>You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?

i unironically like almond milk tho desu

>> No.16774591

>>16774570
I'm usually lightheaded from fasting by the time I drink one of those.

>> No.16774593

>>16774591
lol homo

>> No.16774680

>>16771258
>it's almost like
Redditor defends soylent. Like fucking clockwork.

>> No.16774757

>>16770842
there's nothing wrong with drinking soy products if you're a healthy functioning adult man with healthy testosterone levels. anyone who says otherwise is a retarded poltard

>> No.16774762

>>16773510
>she
>her
you'd actually be having sex with a man (XY chromosomes) in his rectum (where fecal matter comes out) who also has a penis and a functioning pair of testicles.

>> No.16775140

Do people on this site actually get swayed by fucking soyjak posts

>> No.16775141

>>16774757
you sound like someone that does not have a healthy testosterone level

>> No.16775721

>>16775141
have sex, incel

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>>16774574
>i unironically like almond milk tho desu

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>>16770842

>> No.16776570

>>16771733
I got my mom a strap wrench for opening bottles/jars and she loves it.

>> No.16776973

Just drink huel instead

>> No.16776978

>>16771168
Yeah dude it's the soylent that did that and not speedrunning culture uh huh
Also
>be cosmo
>transition
>don't change name to wanda

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>>16773748

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>>16770842
>I don't care about the memes or the inevitable soijak quoting of this post. I like this stuff. (as a product. I despise the companies internal/expressed stances/customer service and the weird techie(?) cult surrounding it) but it's the coca cola of pod juice so I buy it anyway
> I get free meat and vegetable heavy 1000+ calorie meals from my full time job so I basically drink this stuff before and after work and eat whatever I want like hummus, cheddar, chocolate, cashews and jerky and mangos on my days off. I also drink nothing but seltzer water, and black tea with no sugar.
> I was skinnyfat with mild gyno and a beer belly now I'm starting to look like Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver and develop muscle mass from the physical labor and 6 day 10 hour work weeks at my job. Honestly happy with what I'm doing.
> You fags said this stuff would turn me into a tranny. When does that happen?
>>>

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16777803

For those that want this shit but tastier afn not full of onions, get this instead.

>> No.16778001

>>16771733
Why does this exist? It seems like something that was made for the elderly but too heavy for someone that would actually need it.

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>>16770842

>> No.16778013

>>16774762
Nice

>> No.16778018

>>16771591
kek

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>>16771733

>> No.16778321

roleee

>> No.16778347

The guy that makes Soylent just buys soy powder from Amazon and mixes it in his factory (which is infested with rats). Why don't you just buy the powder yourself for much less money and avoid one more vector to contract the bubonic plague?

>> No.16779725

>>16770842
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>> No.16779811

soylent sounds gross and depressing but you guys dont actually think soy beans make you a woman right?