/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16760573
nutritionally, id say white rice.

>>16760573
And I love them.

white bread, white rice, off brand crackers, ramen noodles, fortune cookies, necco wafers, candy dots, and gold fish, etc.

>>16760583
The only person that I know who liked that was my aspergian asshole dad who was AN ENGLISH TEACHER and liberal catholic. Doesn't surprise me someone here likes them too.

Probably African food.

>>16760581
There was some lunatic who went to my gym that would drink protein shakes with raw rice mixed in instead of oats. He would also stomp his feet when he ran on the treadmill

>>16760573
mud cakes. some are high in proteins tho, probably an animal died in that mud.

>>16760647
what is even in this...

Are farts barely a shit?
Asking for a friend.

>>16760573

>>16760609
>liberal catholic
Is there such a thing?

Defend this.

>>16760573
I recently found out that you are in fact supposed to lick these, and not tear them off the paper and eat them, most times with some paper still attached.

>>16761289
makes your cooms big
>>16761295
bullshit. you WILL eat the paper

>>16760581
Nah even rice has nutrition, it's just nowhere near balanced

>>16761317
>makes your cooms big
Really? No foolin?

>>16761317
>makes your cooms big
I dun want coom big. it overflow condom, make girl pregnant, and make me child support slave.

>>16760573

>>16760573
American "cheese"

>>16760583
That shit is the 1st world version of the Haitian mudcakes.

>>16760647
I find this deeply disturbing.

>>16761366
Zinc is the key to thicc nuts.
Celery has fuck all zinc in it.
Eat oysters instead.

>>16761644
is this actual mud or edible clay?

>>16761656
It's actual fucking mud.
Haiti is a shithole.

>>16761644
From Wikipedia

Amud cookie, orbonbon tèinHaitian Creole, is a food that is eaten inHaiti, particularly duringpregnancy. They can be found inslumslikeCité Soleil. Dirt is collected from the nation's central plateau, near the town ofHinche, and trucked over to the market (e.g.La Salinemarket) where women purchase it.[1][2][3]It is processed into cookies inshanty townssuch asFort Dimanche.[3]First, the dirt is strained to remove rocks and clumps.[3]The dirt is mixed withsaltandvegetable shorteningor fat.[1][4]It is formed into flat discs.[1]Then, it is dried in the sun.[4]The finished product is transported in buckets and is sold in the market or on the streets.[2]

Due to the mineral content, it was traditionally used as adietary supplementforpregnantwomen and children.[1][4]For example, itscalciumcontent could be used as anantacidand for nutrition.[4]The production cost is cheap; the dirt to make one hundred cookies was five US dollars in 2008 (about 5 cents apiece) even after increasing by $1.50 since 2007.[2][3]It is also seen as a way to stave off starvation.[1][4]This is especially true in times where there is arise in global food prices like in 2008.[2][5]

The taste has been described as a smooth consistency that immediately dries the mouth with a pungentaftertasteof dirt that lingers for hours.[3]

>>16760573
you

Pasta
Macaroni, spaghetti, fusilli, penne, rigattoni... THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Doesn't anyone notice? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

>tfw you're a latchkey kid and you come home and this is the only """"food"""" in the house because your whore mother who's on food stamps won't grocery shop and when she does she never buys any meat or bread or anything remotely substantial

>>16761289
Soffrito. Mirepoix.

>>16761666


i mean so is Philadelphia but nobody likes to talk about that.

it's basically just water

>>16761841

they're all obviously different.

>>16761952

no, it's basically just fucking lettuce you dumb faggot. and it's very nutritious.

>>16761952
We're all basically just water

>>16761289
I think of it more as an herb than a vegetable. It's for taste, not nutrition.
Also, you can blend it and use it as a source of nitrite in marinades and brines.

>>16761799
I toyed with the idea of swallowing pebbles to feel full and lose weight for a short while. I ended up deciding that sounded a little too much like an eating disorder rather than a weightloss trick, though.

>>16761952
try drinking some next time instead of soda fatso

>>16760676
>stomp his feet when he ran on the treadmill
Fucking kek

>>16761975
>Iceberg Lettuce very nutritious
Imagine seething over the blandest form of vegetable known to man

It's nutrient content is shit and is infamous for being shit compared to literally any other kind of lettuce in virtually every category

>>16761289
A superb vessel for my puréed roasted peanut spread and premium california sun-dried grapes.

>>16760573

>>16763284

>>16760647
i tried one of their products and never again.

>>16761289
two words

negative

calories

>>16761841
all same thing, but serve different purpose. try using a smooth penne with a chunky sauce.

>>16761917
i'm sorry to hear that. parents should be responsible for their children.

>>16761841
Grains, yeast, water.

Bread and beer are the same thing.

>>16762820
>Romaine as 300% more calories from fat than Iceberg
Enjoy the beetus fatso.

>>16761638
You're gay. American cheese is just a different way of processing cheese. It's like saying feta isn't food because it's been processed.

>>16761653
So I need Zinc?
Since some time ago I can only go at it 1time, like there is nothing coming out the second time

>>16761980

>>16760583
I like them too, Chalky candies are the best.

>>16761366
I don't know about big but I heard it makes the taste more neutral and helps it look whiter.

>>16761644
I'm down to try them then. If they're half as good as Necco wafers sounds like Haiti might be on to something.

>>16761653
>>16764765
Also take sunflower lecithin. That shit helps the most and I've used it.

>>16761289
cleans out your intestines well

>>16761656
It's edible clay. Why would they eat mud?

>>16761295
Who told you that? They hate you

>>16764391
>iceberg has 25% more sodium, double the sugar and half the fiber of romaine
enjoy your hypertension AND beetus double fatso

>>16760676
You met Toddler Man

>>16765326
SHUT

>>16764656
It's overprocessed to the point where it barely resembles cheese.
You're the faggot.

>>16760647
>>16760782

Hydrated cellulose gel. Basically salted, flavored indigestible gelatinized starch.

>>16765820
Hold up, what is this discussion about; Kraft Singles, which don't even have the term "cheese" on the label, or American cheddar? Because I will defend actual American cheddar until my dying breath. The only difference between Colby/yellow cheddar and white cheddar is they add a wheat-based preservative which grants it the characteristic yellow color.

>>16760573
>British cuisine

Were children in 1847 really so deprived? I mean probably, if they didn't die of tuberculosis.

>>16761666
based and third world shithole pilled

>>16761366
it makes your coom whiter

>>16760583
I like them, and one of my grannies loves them

>>16760647
>Peanut Spread
Yeah it's that stuff that's like 10% peanut butter 90% cream and sugar, big d-
>Peanut Flavor
Hmmmm
>Sugar Free
>Fat Free
>Calorie Free
What the fuck

>>16761945
The shittiest hood in philly is like fucking malibu compared to hati

>>16762695
>now melts!

>>16765226
>I heard

>>16761289
what do i eat it with?

>>16766258
with peanut butter and raisins of course. bonus points if you use that sugar free whipped peanut spread from earlier. you really should learn to de-string celery if you eat it raw though because the strings are unpleasant

>>16766264
that looks vile,
i was thinkg maybe something more savoury rather than sweet

>>16766258
if it's grown well and fresh, eat it with nothing, it will have the perfect amount of salt/acidity/flavor built into it

>>16766264
What do you do with the celery strings you pull out of your asshole?

>>16766274
Eat them again

>>16766277
I never tried african food before. What's a hood dish?

Kraft Cheese singles are the congealed leftover bearing grease from a cheese factory.

>>16761317
>bigger coom
Cleanup is the worst part, did you mean this as a negative?

>>16760676
based

>>16766258
Chop it into chunks and add it to homemade chicken soup. Surprisingly good.

>>16765336
>believing the sugar, salt, fiber meme
ngmi

>>16763289
How many can I eat before I pass out?

>>16761289

>>16766163
swiss rolls and pound cake are based, the rest can be thrown into the trash

>>16769133
>ribbed for xtra pleasure
And suddenly I knew this wasn't even remotely real.

>>16760573
my nutrition teacher told me that iceberg lettuce is the junk food of nature.

>>16761630
>>16763284
According to wikipedia, the company that first made flying saucers actually used to make communion wafers, and only started making satellite wafers because communion wafer sales were declining.

buttered noodles

>>16769759
Shitty analogy. Junk food has to at least taste good, which iceberg lettuce does not.
Fruit is the actual junk food of nature, being nothing more than sugar with token amounts of fiber and vitamins thrown in. Great-tasting like a lot of junk food -- but nutritionally worthless at best.
>p-p-p-p-packed with vitamins and muh antioxidants
Skip the fructose and get your vitamins from vegetables and liver.

i hate fruit so much it's unreal

>>16770009
At first I thought this might be dino tendies, but the kitchen doesn't look like it belongs in a crack house, so it can't be him.