/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16757914
its a coffee BEVERAGE, not really either one you mentioned.

>>16757914
Milk shakes have ice cream in them.

>>16757914
who gives a fuck

>>16759256
The users of a forum dedicated to Food & Cooking

>Do not talk to me until I've had my morning coffee!

>>16757914
it's coffee

>>16757914
it's a caffeine and sugar delivery device. moron.

starcucks partner here, it's an HCFS bomb with whole milk, a couple extra gallons of sugar, and gross powdered coffee-like concentrate

>>16757914
It's a coffee-adjacent dessert

>>16760254
>implying anything by made by *bucks has any HFCS in it.

>>16757914
Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

>>16760046
where's the coffee?

>>16757914
I think Starbucks is the ultimate irony of America. What started as a hipster chain for a "sophisticated" drink in the end got forcefully "Americanized" by its customers who had to load the drinks with fat and sugar to the point it's not even coffee and just coffee-flavored milkshake / ice cream.

>>16763472
That picture makes me feel really empty. How does life end up like this?

>>16763632
Losers are allowed to procreate.

>>16763657
>>16763632
>>16763472
Whose the bigger losers here? A happy family living in one of the wealthiest countries in the world, or people arguing on a taiwanese weaving forum arguing about the downfall of an american coffee franchise (That is still successful)

>>16757914
yes

>>16760046
I'll raise you this
>>16763657
Damn, that's crazy. So when are you getting your nuts cut off?

>>16763632
short answer: consoom
long answer: just go with the flow and try to fit in. live the narratives that marketers wrote for you, feel like you're cool and you belong to some imaginary group, and temporarily numb the feeling of boredom and dissatisfaction with your painfully mediocre self. buy product A from brand B, eat in chain C, watch movie #7 in a franchise D, buy a game #8 in franchise E. until a new directive from the marketers comes in, then change accordingly. never self improve, never go out of your comfort zone. just consoom and replace any aspirations and achievements with temporary dopamine rush of instant gratification. repeat until you're old, fat, dumb, and realize you have never really done anything in your life

>>16763775
this is an old American argument trick: when someone thinks something is bad, accuse the opponent of "butthurt". proceed to win the argument, because in US of A, the butthurt one is automatically a loser

>>16763936
It's happening to me but I try to convince myself I'm doing better because I try to avoid any mainstream cultural and consumer activity :( I'm going to die having barely left my home let alone my home city.

>>16763991
it's not about avoidance, it's about boosting self esteem with consumption VS boosting it with actual achievement. exercise, create, expand your horizons, self-improve, get better in things, learn new skills. when you have actual self-esteem based on real achievement and real sense of self-worth, you don't need to be a bugman and latch onto every new trend to get that temporary illusion of self-worth.

>>16757914
i thought starbucks went bankrupt?
where the fuck are they even still doing business?

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>>16763809
You can put bananas in your starbucks drinks?

>>16763779
Yes you are reddit.

>>16763472
Only thing that angers me here is the baby on the iphone. Parents keep on giving extremely young children smart devices because they're too lazy to raise them properly and it's going to hurt this world in the long run.