/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mushrooms, yeast extract, seaweed

>>16752394
msg is natural, so is arsenic.

Requesting the respect due an independent adult
Alternatively, moving out

>>16752400
I tried to explain that to my dad but in the end I just get a "it's chemicals its bad for you" and "you can't make good food better that's impossible and playing god"

>>16752394
Bleach mixed with Clorox, You can trust Anon, try it out and let us know how it goes.

>>16752403
your dad afraid of salt?

>>16752406
salt's not a chemical

>>16752401
This.

SALT? That's evil, don't touch it!

>>16752413
it's one of the most common chemicals

>>16752413
There are many chemicals that are a salt, including NaCL, tablesalt, that of course also is a chemical.

>>16752425
Thanks Poindexter.

>>16752413
do you mean its not a 'chemical' because it can be found as literal rocks in the ground or are you being serious?

>>16752394
start pointing out all the shit in the house that is man-made. they probably have cars and computers

>>16752423
>>16752425
>>16752433
salt is salt simple as

Just don't go snorting bath salts and eating people like some cannibalistic crazy Floridians.

>>16752394
rotten fish paste

>>16752403
>"you can't make good food better that's impossible and playing god"
ur dad's right

>>16752394
>what should I use instead?
Money. To move out.

>>16752433
yes, if it was a chemical it would be created in a lab, you wouldn't find it as rocks

>>16752442
Moving out wont help that anon, it's a lost cause. It might even make it worse.

>>16752444
>>16752436
i know you guys are baiting but reading theses sentences just make me sad

>>16752442
We can only hope that it doesn't have kids.

fish sauce

>>16752450
your sad cause your brain is trying to fight all the brainwashing programming making you eat chemicals

>>16752459
no trolling outside of /b/

>>16752462
it's not trolling, stop eating chemicals

>>16752464
okay then
>dies of malnutrition after not eating vitamins, minerals, proteins or carbohydrates

>>16752466
>taking molecules into your body

enjoy your death by science poisoning einstein

>>16752394
This >>16752401
if that isn’t possible, then use kombu.
Even though kombu is what literally led to msg, it seems your family wouldn’t care. Fish sauce is also viable.

>>16752413
MSG is literally the salt of a glutamic acid.

>>16752466
those are not chemicals if they are not created in a lab, just natural products

>>16752394
Tell your schizo family that they’re wasting their time getting all butthurt about a little MSG, because the 5G signals colliding with their braincells 24/7 at the speed of light will kill them long before a bit of salt will.

>>16752394
there are very few actual answers to your question and more moral bickering while no one really knows the details of your situation
something like picrel would be your best bet

>>16752511
More like they're mental cases constanly searching for religion and "alternatives." Aka nut jobs ripe for cults.

>>16752486
Wrong. Chemicals are produced in nature all the time. The body creates chemicals.

Chemicals are substances created by the reaction of atoms and molecules.

>>16752568
Stop giving it (you)’s. Responding to shit bait is why it doesn’t go away.

>>16752394
Mushroom powder with a mix of flounder pounder, try 1:2 ratio.

>>16752574
The fifth element will never go away.

>neo-pagan boomer aunt shuns all American wheat, microwaves
>frys things in cheap vegetable oil, eats McDonald's, drinks diet coke

>>16752394
how old are you?

>>16752425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjSIM-Nd5J0

>>16752413
it's the chemical compound of Sodium and Chlorine, bro

>>16752394
who cares?
bring it home
open the bag
put contents in airtight container

>>16752394
Put it in a container labeled Seasoning Salt.

>>16752394
it's just salt bro

>>16752589
why are some whites like this, friends mom avoids gluten, spices, acid, etc. but eats shit like taco bell

>>16752394

>>16752394
Mushroom powder

>>16752394
>>16752403
Just pour it into a fucking salt shaker
Tell them it's organic free range buttfuck mountain salt instead of MSG

https://youtu.be/-V1YK0HDSP8

>>16753442
this

>>16753514
That's the hardest I've cringed all week.

>>16753514
>Don't want to use MSG? Use this powder with MSG in it instead!
It'll do the job for OP's family I guess.

>>16753410
All humans are like this, normally in the form of religious restrictions. It just seems completely retarded because your buddy's mom obeys arbitrary trends like The Science™ in place of having cultural practices.

>>16753496
Fucking this.
Or one of any other empty spice containers people would expect to see white shit in.
Refill a cream of tartar container with it or something.
Or just fucking keep it in your room like any other person who lives at home and has shit they don’t want their parents to be aware of.

>>16752394
just keep it in your room

>>16753514
insufferable.
>>16752394
Soy sauce (Braggs Liquid Aminos), dried tomato, sardines/anchovies and parmesan cheese. I'm thinking the Braggs soy sauce because its plastered with natural and AMINOS and parmesan cheese are the easiest to get you where you're going with your parents.

just put it in another glass jar and put it somewher in the back

>>16752403
>playing god
What 13th century shit is this? Move out

>>16752394
Grind up chicken bouillon cubes into a powder. That's the closest I've ever come to mimicking msg

just fill and empty salt shaker with it how are they gonna know the difference?

>>16755760
It could give them headaches.

>>16755988
only if they know its MSG. which they wont.

>>16752394
The alternative is to hide it by putting it in a jar and labeling it as something else. Try calling it "Super Salt"

>>16752394
Have you considered telling them to suck your cock and ignoring them?

nutritional yeast

>>16755988
Yeah if they bash themselves in the head with it a few times maybe

>>16756185
Nah call it dehydrated cum, your family won't mind because it's obviously natural

real-nigga talk.
There *are* a (minuscule) number of people legitimately allergic to MSG.
>inb4 lolno from the faggot-gallery
Of course their are. Why wouldn’t there be?
You can basically pick any substance in the physical universe, “”””naturally-occurring”””” or otherwise, and there will be a quantifiable number of physiologically defective motherfuckers who go into anaphylaxis if they’re in the same time zone as said substance and historically would have died young but manage to stay alive because modern diagnostic science.
As such, there are a (minuscule) number of people who experience legitimate allergic reactions to glutamic acids in any concentration beyond a nominal amount.

But enjoyably, this is one of the easiest dietary sensitivities to call bullshit on.
>Oh; I’m allergic to MSG. I get headaches, rashes, swelling, explosive shits, etc.
Cool. Do they like onions?
Do they love putting a ton of shaved Parmesan on pasta or their Caesar salad?
How about miso soup? Nori-wrapped sushi rolls? Especially dipped in motherfucking soy sauce?
Do they ever eat Ranch dressing?
The list goes on, but those are the most ubiquitous examples.
If any of those are a “yes”, you are freely entitled (and morally required) to call them a bitch-ass hypochondriac faggot who should, at the very least, read up a bit on the shit they want to cry about being allergic to.

>t. not finishing an IntMed residency and beginning allergist specialization, but my dad does work for motherfucking Nintendo.

>>16756295
theyre just victims to a placebo effect, go easy on the poor science fearing retards they cant help it

>Your mate, Marmite, with 1750mg per 100g, has more glutamate in it than any other manufactured product on the planet - except a jar of Gourmet Powder straight from the Ajinomoto MSG factory.

>>16752459
everything is chemicals, including yourself
sorry for biting the blatant bait

>>16752394
move out as soon as possible, trying to argue with someone who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead

>>16752394
Any kind of soup stock.