/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hating ketchup is a classic nitwit pretender opinion

>>16748387

>>16748413
It is kinda nasty though. If ketchup is the best condiment for the food you're eating, you should probably be eating better foods.

>>16748413
based

>>16748387
based as fuck
I don't consider people who eat ketchup to be people

>>16748387

ketchup is good for one thing only and that is for dipping hot, crispy french fries. Any other food is not improved with ketchup

>>16748415
https://youtu.be/5IVkuvf5WSY

>>16748443
Potato chips are okay with a little ketchup on
You can add it to certain things in Asian cooking and get pretty good results (teriyaki, pad Thai, peanut curry), although too much will give it away.

>>16748443
18+ website

>>16748413
This

>>16748413
>Liking ketchup is a classic nitwit pretender opinion

>>16748443
It makes a good ingredient (meatloaf, various mixed sauces, etc.).
It's also perfectly good on a hamburger.
Some people like it on eggs.

>>16748446
Jesus, I just can't take either one of these guys.
What a waste of electrons.

Sugar free 'chup is the adult's choice. Regular 'chup is only acceptable with potatoes.

>>16748416
>It is kinda nasty though.
Your Mom's kind of nasty.
What specifically is your issue with ketchup?
Or are you just being a fussy eater for no better reason than your personal emotional issues?

>>16748441
OK, but please never confuse "process cheese food" (a non-dairy, oil based imitation cheese) with "American Cheese" (an actual dairy product with some preservatives added).

>>16748505
Depends if you're using it in a recipe or not otherwise have to add the sugar back.

>>16748507
Savory food just doesn't need that amount of simple unnuanced sugar, and I say that as someone who enjoys sugar a lot.

>>16748557
>Savory
this means nothing

>>16748562
you mean nothing

>>16748569
deep

>>16748557
>Savory food just doesn't need that amount of simple unnuanced sugar,
That's why we don't add white, refined sugar to meat loaf.
But in the case of ketchup, marinara, etc the sugar is meant to balance the tart acidity of the tomatoes.
For homemade marinara, I'll add sweet onions and/or minced carrots instead, but that doesn't make sugar "evil" in factory made foods.

>>16748575
>That's why we don't add white, refined sugar to meat loaf.
nothing wrong with some 'gar on steak.

>>16748415
I still cant believe how sweet it was after like a 2 decade hiatus from it. Still prefer mayo by a HUGE margin. There are uses for it though, like when making a sweeter salad. Like pic related

>>16748441
That shit is just foul and has no place in this reality

>>16748516
>process
not
>processed
Why don't they use the past participle?

fucked up my original reply

>>16748581
>omg so sweet
Faggot it’s salad cream. It’s not supposed to taste like mayo.
And if 1g sugar per serving tastes overpoweringly sweet to you? I gotta wonder how much of it is in your head.

>>16748586
>garlic aioli
avocado guacamole

>>16748634
>It’s not supposed to taste like mayo.
This is true, but:
It IS marketed as an alternative for mayo.
and:
It's absurdly sweet, even for salad dressing.

>>16748501
t. jizz eater

>>16748387
Shit watery mustard, blech!

>>16748675
>t. jizz eater
How could you tell, sailor?

>>16748683
haha fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJoBOR_b37c

Mayo lovers, I got your cream right here!

>>16748691
wrong

>>16748712
You know that heinz mustard is watery shit compared to say Colman's or S&B. Denying it makes you come across as a flaming homosexual weirdo.

>>16748387
Ketchup from the majors,
1. heinz sucks tastes like sugar
2. hunts, see above
3. Del Monte is good but hard to find
4+ hit and miss

>>16748634
>Faggot it’s salad cream
Ass-mad bonger detected. No wonder you inbred fuckheads like it so much. I hope your edgy poster loicense is up to date, or else the Met might come get ya

>>16748661
Dont forget, it was tryin to be the "edgy" alternative mayo

>>16748586
I can attest to this one, the flavor is foul

>>16748461
kys fag. your tastes and opinions are horrible

Nothing has ever been improved from the addition of BBQ sauce

>>16748387
I never eat ketchup. It dominates anything it's on and doesn't taste too good

Mustard is king

Just a mediocre condiment all around and yet it's immensely popular due to aggressive marketing. Not very spicy at all and amounts to nothing more than a mildly spicy vinegar. All I can really think to apply it to are certain kinds of salads.

>>16748887
smoked meat. jesus, that is the dumbest post ive ever seen

>>16748903
That's because you've destroyed your tastebuds and your brain. Show me a commercial for Tabasco that I recognize and I'll suck your cock. Also it's amazing with all things involving tomato sauce

>>16748749
UK salad cream isn't like miracle whip. Much more tangy

>>16748895
Don't stick with heinz or hunts, they're both sugary syrup and should be left in the garbage bin like the democrat party.
>>16748903
Aggressive marketing? Look into heinz and hunts,

>>16748931

Hate ketchup. Hate mayonnaise. Hate relish. Hate mustard. Hate ranch.

>>16749100
Not condimentist, just dun' loik em

>>16748415
Buy this stuff by the gallon. It's delicious

>>16748907
>needing condiments on meat
ngmi sugarfag

>>16749184
I... disgustfully... respect your opinion.

>>16748634
>it's salad cream
Last I checked, salad cream doesn't have fucking sugar in it.

>>16749197
I expect most salad dressing to have some amount of sugar desu

>>16749233
gross

>>16749233
Salad cream is a specific product (It's basically just mayonnaise with a higher ratio of mustard and vinegar)

>>16749197
>Last I checked, salad cream doesn't have fucking sugar in it.
You gotta double-check that shit, bud. Its the 4th ingredient

>>16749253
You're definitely right about the mustard and vinegar stuff

>>16749189
>>needing condiments on meat
>ngmi sugarfag
White nigger, "BBQ sauce" comes in at least a dozen varieties.
My favorite (for pulled pork) is North Carolina style: vinegar, roast peppers, roast onions, misc other to taste.
You gonna bitch about sugar, just make your own sauces.

>>16749189
>ngmi sugarfag
ngmi, meatlet.
Not that anon, but c’mon friend. Damn near every culture in the world with a tradition of roasting or grilling meat has some sort of sauce they use for certain preparations, and those are more often than not a mix of sweet/savory, or just lightly sweet like when bronzeage-tier islanders baste a spit-roasting pig with coconut water.

>>16749197
>>16749869 beat me to it.
Miracle Whip and Salad Cream are damn near identical in flavor.
I’d imagine MW markets itself as an “alternative to mayo” because most Murrikans aren’t going to have a clue what “Salad Cream” is, so describing it as such would be pointless. So they have to go with “yeah it’s kinda like mayo but not really”.

>>16748413
/thread OP confirmed nitwit

Cock sauce

>>16748803
This is the greatest condiment. What is wrong with you?

>>16750036
Is salad cream different from salad dressing? Because Miraclewhip is nothing like salad dressing

fuck i hate catsup

>>16748387
Do Amerifats really?

>>16748571
Like your mom!

>>16750142
Salad cream is very tangy - the high vinegar content (comparitively) causes that. You could probably use it as a salad dressing if you wanted a thick creamy sauce with a decently acidic flavour. It's not as sweet as Miracle Whip despite despite what the thread may imply (yes, it has sugar in it, people saying otherwise are stupid).
Honestly? It's tasty. It's best uses are similar to mayonnaise - with some eggs or tuna it makes a decent low cost sandwich/filling/snack. As a regular condiment on things it's fine but it has its limitations like anything else.
If you've never tried it, buy a bottle, I'm sure it's affordable over in Murrica. Might just find something new to enjoy, even though /ck/ likes to argue everything is shit sometimes.

>>16748586
I got the Chipotle one a few weeks ago and it's pretty good on burritos. However it'll overpower everything if you do more than like a squirt of it. Still don't see why Kraft chose to try and make the packing to mark it as something 'fancy' though lmao

>>16750040
Honestly, cock sauce is pretty good with instant ramen.

>>16748413
>please give me sugar tomato smoothie
actually gross ngl

>>16748415
Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.[6]

FUCK THAT! YUCK!! EW!!! GROSS!!!! I JUST VOMITED!!!!!

>>16751898
>cock sauce
You mean baby juice?

>>16750142
“Salad dressing” is a generic term nowadays used for things that are basically sauces added to salads made from greens.
“Salad cream” and “Miracle Whip” are ‘salad dressings’ in the sense that they would be used for “salads” in the sense of tuna, egg, chicken, potato, etc. salads.

>>16750264
I believe they contain the same amount of added sugar per serving, but the difference lies in Salad Cream being a bit heavier on the vinegar than MW. Personally I find them both enjoyable though; any application where one is good, the other seems to do perfectly well also.

>>16750264
>>16752526
Oops, I was thinking that salad dressing was another word for ranch dressing, my bad

>>16748903
I prefer this stuff, it's like tabasco but it actually tastes like something besides pure vinegar