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GODDAMNIT GRANDMA STOP FUCKING COOKING
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
YOU HAVE THE FUCKING COOKING KNOWLEDGE OF A RETARDED MEXICAN VILLAGE PEASANT, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU LITERALLY ARE
YOU CONSTANTLY LEAVE THE FUCKING KITCHEN DIRTY WITH YOUR GREASY FUCKING MEALS OF UNDERCOOKED FROZEN FISH AND REHEATED DOLLAR STORE LENTILS
HOW DO YOU GET IT SO FUCKING GREASY
STOP USING MY FUCKING GROCERIES, I WAS SAVING THAT FUCKING BELL PEPPER, YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR EBT AND YOU DONT FUCKING USE ANY OF IT, I TAKE YOU SHOPPING ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND YOU STILL USE MY FUCKING FOOD
I GOT YOU OUT OF MY UNCLES SHITTY FUCKING RAT FILLED HOUSE BECAUSE I FELT SORRY FOR YOU, YOURE BAGS WERE FILLED WITH RATSHITS, HUNDREDS OF FUCKING PELLETS BUT HOLY FUCK PLEASE, STOP FUCKING COOKING AND STOP WASHING THE FUCKING DISHES, THEY'RE SO FUCKING GREASY I HAVE TO REWASH EVERYTHING I FUCKING HATE YOU, STOP COOKING YOU FUCKING HAG LET ME FUCKING COOK, IM NOT EATING YOUR FUCKING FOOD, YOU GAVE ME FOOD POISONING WITH YOUR SHITTY NIGGER-TIER COOKING, FUCK OFFF I HATE YOOUUU STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING FOOOD WITHT YOUR SHIT COVERED HANDS