/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16745995
that's a sugondese

I'd stick my dick in that.
Mushroom overlords take me.

>>16745998
Amateur. That's clearly that's a boffa. Just look at the updoc.

>>16746000
checked, based, and mycoloth-pilled

>>16745995
giant puffball
never eaten one
just how she goes
only eat if they're pure white on the inside, this means they have not yet begun spore production. if they're yellowish or brown, discard

>>16745998
sugondese?
>>16746004
boffa? what's updoc?

>>16745995
Giant Puffball! They're supposed to have a meaty, earthy flavor when you grill them up.

>>16746042
sugondese is a subspecies of ligma genus deez kingdom nuts

>>16745995
gabby petito?

>>16745998
>>16746004
>>16746042
>>16746304
LM FUCKING AO

i would prefer to eat his ass

Fellas

YEAH

Fellas

YEAH

Has your mushroom got the butt

HELL YEAH

>>16746403
i would prefer he eat my ass

>>16745995
*smacks lips*
that nigga goan FUCK that mushroom

>>16746470
either way he's super cute

>>16745995
Athoticus tiktoticus is the scientific name

>>16746298
what's the texture like? Looks like a soft meringue

>>16745995
puffball
if you throw them at the ground they explode

>>16745995
who is this guy his arms are huge

>>16745995
damn, that's a big ass mushroom.

>>16748171
Exercise. Are you really that fucking retarded or what?

>>16748303
that...doesn't answer the fucking question does it retard?

>>16746431
kekked

>>16748171
He uses Reddit and is therefore a true Chad.

>>16748338
Cringe

>>16748338
>"I love big shrooms, I cannot lie:
>posted by ThatManIsLying

small kek

>>16748171
He's just fat

>>16745995

>>16745995
Hey lads, get a load of this guy, he be eatin' shroom ass!

>>16746000
I bet it would actually feel pretty good but you’d need to lube your dong up otherwise it would be a bit too dry. I’d use extra virgin olive oil and maybe use an apple corer to make an initial tight hole to allow entry. It would be impossibly white and firm. I have a friend whose acreage is routinely full of giant puffballs and I can’t believe I never thought of fucking one before. The season just ended but next year I’m 100% trying this.

I might even save this photo and next year when they’re coming out I’ll laughingly show my gf this picture and make jokes about fucking one and then go out and pick a few. When we’re preparing them I’ll remind her of this photo and joke about fucking one. If she laughs about it I’ll totally slice a hole in one, pour olive oil on it and stick my dick in it. Depending on her reaction I’ll either stop there or get her to use this mycological flashlight on me right there until I cum.

I’ll keep you guys updated next summer/fall.

>>16745995
god, i wish those mushrooms grew where i live.

>>16745995
Puff ball mushroom. It's edible, never had it.

>>16749585
I’m waiting with baited breath, anon.

>>16745995
is he gonna eat it?

If only he let it come to full term

>>16748409
He's not thin, but he's got guns dude. What are you even talking about?

>>16748511
Thought the same. Based

>>16749986
Oh my

>>16746012
>They began to worship,
>and to pray,
>and to masturbate with an entranced and furious intensity.
So it's fine for scientists, but *I* got kicked out of church and threatened with having the police called.
People are so touchy at christenings.

>>16749585
You better deliver.

>>16748511
Damn I remember that thread. I wonder if anybody has a threadshot

>>16746042
>what's updoc?
not much, whats up with you?

>>16749585
and the kids here try to argue that science is bad

it's the rare mushroom niko A. Avacado

I'm pretty sure 80% of 4chan is just people copying reddit posts on here where they can call each other retards and fags without getting banned.

>>16754080
I only copy 4chan posts

>>16747797
kinda spongy. It's pretty flavorless in my experience

>>16745998
What is that?

>>16749585
Keep me posted Anon.

>>16754085
i want to breed that bread

>>16745998
>sug