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>be me
>buy picrel
>pg. 114 - fettucchine alfredo
>begin reading ingredient list
>ingredient #1 - 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
>angery.png
>throw book in the trash while crying and yelling
Just fuck off, you stupid bitch

>> No.16745637

>>16745621
I remember she published a book where she had soap suds on in the shower. Anyway, OP, a good alfredo sauce is literally two ingredients. Cream and parmesan cheese. Could also juj it up with finely chopped onion, black pepper, and nutmeg.

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>>16745637
I couldn't find it, but here's this. Glowing. Careful, boys.

>> No.16745653

>>16745621
MAMMA MIA DIS IS-A ANUDDA SHOAH BUT-A FOR THE ITALIANOS

>> No.16745700

we get it man, you watched "you suck at cooking" and now you're a 3 star chef

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>>16745621
>>ingredient #1 - 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
>>throw book in the trash while crying and yelling
>Just fuck off, you stupid bitch

>> No.16747207

>>16745621
you bought the damn book? that shit is free on the internet,

Cream in the Alfredo is the least of you mental health concerns.

>> No.16747219

>>16745621
>buys picrel
>italian cookbook
>fettuncchine alfredo
tempo di prendere il cappio