/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16744741
Why are frogfaggots consistently the most helpless and stupid posters
God, I want to strangle you spineless losers to death

>>16744748
this
I get it, it was funny when Hillary said green frogs or whatever, but the joke is very old now.
I miss when we had actual memes, now its fucking frogs upon frogs upon frogs.

>>16744741
Just take the battery out and leave it out retard.

>>16744761
perhaps 4chan isn't the website for you

>>16744741
open your windows, turn on your fan, open your front door, open your patio door, block the smoke detector somehow while you cook

>>16744767
I can bet money that you were still pissing your pants walking upright under the table when I first started lurking here. Cope more for your inability to come up with anything creative.
Back to /r9k/

>>16744779
You WILL tell me how to cook without setting off my smoke detector as I post frogs, and you will be happy

>>16744767
I've been here since before you were born, when 4chan actually made memes and not just stupid frogs and soyjacks.
4chan isn't the website for you, fucking retarded reddit frog 2016 election piece of human garbage.

>>16744779
>>16744795
Based

>>16744795

>>16744784
get a fucking job and buy a house you dumb asshole.

>>16744779
I'm an alcoholic midget so there's nothing special about that.

turn your microwave fan on and stop cooking on high retard

>>16744795
>>>16744767
> I've been here since before you were born, when 4chan actually made memes and not just stupid frogs and soyjacks.
> 4chan isn't the website for you, fucking retarded reddit frog 2016 election piece of human garbage.

>>16744748
what if I post a mouse instead??

>>16744811
oops haha

>>16744741
If your unit's kitchen is near the door, crack it. If your neighbors complain then you've got feedback on how your cooking could improve.

>>16744741
I've got the same problem
rip that smoke detector off the wall and stuff it under clothes when you're cooking
you also might have to cook at a lower heat

>>16744815
Cheesed to meet you

>>16744784
Mix ammonia and bleach.
Wash your pots and pans in it to make them less prone to releasing smoke.
There, I helped your retarded ass, now never come back.

>>16744815
cheesed to meet you

>>16744831
sounds like mustard gas

>>16744803
>buy a house
And deal with the infernal creaking and the thumps coming from underneath the floorboards
NOOOOOO thank you

>>16744836
>le mustard gas meme
Jesus fuck, am I back in 2008 /b/?

>>16744779
I started in 2005. You?

>>16744784
stop burning your food retard

Stop being a poorfag and get a bigger apartment

>>16744741
Wash your range elements, don't soak them in water, or just replace them entirely. Place liners underneath them, you can get those at a dollar store. Clean the inside of your oven, get an aluminum liner pan for that too.

>>16744761
Go back to plebbit then you fucking fagot Pepe has been here for all most two decades what have you been here for 6 months you fucking zoomer? Have you even been alive two decades this green frog image is older than you shut the fuck up I'm tired of you cringy ass fagots shitting up all my boards
Lurkmore fagot

>>16744804
Based

>>16744761
yeah instead of Angie, Five guys, chicken breast, mushroom gas, le troll face and other shit. The good old days kek

>>16744999
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