/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll order a local pizza if I'm having family over, otherwise I just make my own.

>>16732660
A school teacher does this? Am I being baited?

>>16732660
>>16732660

How fat is your gf's sister

Also i haven't had pizza in 8 years, and yes i legit mean that

I'm so bored of pizza I never order it at all.

>>16732667
School teachers are very smart

>>16732673
I don't know how to respond to this post.

Have never ordered pizza in my life.
I make it every few weeks, though.

>>16732660
>3-5 times a week
Those are little babby numbers. I order pizza at least a dozen times a week

>>16732660
Before I got vaxxed, I would buy two larges once a month, and eat them over a three day period.

>>16732667
My guy and she is fit and hot too. Nice plump ass and tits. I got the frumpy sis

I've never eaten pizza

>>16732683
The fuck are you doing then. Fuck your gf's sister. This is an order

What is pizza? I never heard of this before

>>16732681
I can put away a large in one sitting, but do so rarely

I order pizza 8 times per day

>>16732686
Her bf is a legit 8 inches taller than me and brown and he makes serious cash money as an IT guy. And bought his gf a car which made me look like a chump.

>>16732699
cool life story bro

probably twice a year

>>16732688
Some kind of soup?

>>16732703
Ty for reading my blog and cheesed to meet you.

>>16732712

lol, ive never seen this

>INb4 lurk more

>>16732707
Ohhh you mean THIS soup??

I make my own

>>16732697
You have a large family, right?

post your dough recipes bros

>>16732912
1x dough
Knead into a boy
Fired on the Honorable oven until cooked
Serve

>>16732660
about 3 minimum for me as well, but i'm a 400+ lb death feeder

>>16732660
Once a month.It's been a famalam 'tradition' for 3 or 4 years now.

>>16733030
It's been a what now?

>>16732660
Like once a month on average, sometimes it's a bit longer than a month.

i work with a person who cant cook, wont ever bring food in on his own, either goes hungry or goes into town to grab food, he does pizza often enough and brings stuff back for us that i dont usally need to order any. if i crave pizza i just throw a frozen one in the oven

why the fuck do people buy non-special pizza
its fairly easy and quick to make at home and stores acceptably
its like theyre trying to symbolize soemthing, an american consumerist lifestyle "look at me i'm eating $30 shitty pizza delivery while getting drunk on crappy beer and vodka and smokign teh stinky magic grass watching netflix and stan and texting my gurlfriends besties forever on the new :heart emoji: iphone ! quick selfie for the onlygangs" death to yankee america death to all these thots. i hope the pizza dude rubs some aids-cum in there so these yankees die out sooner.

>>16732660
once per week on muh pizza friday
i'm gonna try making my own soon, btw pizza stone vs pizza steel, which is better?

>>16732660
There was a time in my life when I ate like 4-6 18" pizzas a week. Not any more though. Now I only do it when the self loathing hits extra hard.

>>16732660
2 times a week would be very high to the point id probably grumble about it.

>>16732660
i order 2 large pizzas on the last saturday of the month. other than that i don't. feels like it would lose its charm if i did it too often.

I live in NYC so when I see it, I get a dollar slice from this place

>>16732660
Once every couple weeks during the cold, dark, fat months.
It's been months since I ordered a whole pizza, but I do tend to get it during the shittier winter months.
Even then I never order delivery, I'll order for pick up since there are like 4 pretty good joints within a 10 minute driving range.
I sometimes keep one or two in the freezer just for a lazy day, but it's not the same as getting a nice fresh one.
Fuck me I want a pizza right about now.

>>16732699
8 inches taller in sick size? Because you have no dick because you're a pussy? Lmao.

>>16733198
>topic has absolutely nothing to do with america
>his own rant has nothing to do with america
>europoor has to make it about 'merica

>>16732660
About once a month, I split it with my buddy and we watch a movie. Used to watch the Iron Chef twitch stream before it got taken down.
>>16732717
cheesed to meet you rocks

>>16732660
I only eat homemade pizza from a wood fired pizza oven.
I can't stand that doughy Americanised stodge that these takeaway places sell.
I'm glad to see that they are losing popularity and that thin base pizza cooked in a proper oven is taking over.
Has any of the big chains responded to the growth of traditional pizza?

>>16732683
If you're not bullshitting, she's fit for now. Eating 3-5 pizzas a week will catch up to her. What does their mom look like?
Protip: if the mom's fat, fucking run. Your gf will balloon up as soon as you seriously settle down and/or marry her.

>>16733723
When did they take it down

>>16732660
Not very often.

>>16732660
idk like twice a year, four max

>>16733734
damn, dee looks like THAT?

>>16733734
jesus christ I just realised what this image is

>>16733769
Help, I'm retarded. I'm hoping it isn't what I'm thinking, but want to be sure.

>>16733734
Wow. I want to make sex to that girl in the bottom right

>>16733734
bang order

femmis > femcharlie > the waiter > femmac > mandee > femfrank

>>16733734
what the fugggggg does this image mean

>>16733785
over a decade of my life on this website for over a fucking decade and I can still fuck up a spoiler god damn

>>16733785
Mackenzy>everyone else because she definitely knows how to take it up the bum and she knows karate.
Charlize is a close second, but she's kind of grody.

>>16733792
She gay but

>>16733790
they don't work here

>>16733798
really? I guess I've never had any kind of reason to post a spoiler on /ck/. Huh.

>>16733805
food doesn't spoil so you don't need spoiler tags

6-12 times a year I suppose

>>16732660
7 Years ago I would order once every day.
>pic related was my living room
Pizza was cheap back then.

It is what it is toobz

>>16734106
I don't usually urge people to do this, but imagine the smell.

>>16734106

>>16733198
What do you mean by Netflix and Stan ??

>>16732660
I only order pizza to feed my crew because it's on the menu and I don't care about paying 10 bucks to eat and make people not hate me.

About once a week.

Maybe 5 times a year.

>>16732660
Probably once or twice a year.
I can cook my own food at home.

>>16732676
claim he is a liar

>>16732660
I have never ordered pizza. I've chipped in a few times at parties etc. but I am much too cheap to pay that kind of money for something I can very easily make myself.
Besides, I enjoy cooking.

>>16734140
I only opened the thread to look for our Dark Lord.
TWU

>>16732660
once every two weeks

>>16733270
pizza stone is absolutely worth it

>>16734146
>Mfw caught chinkflu so I can't imagine the smell
Two whole weeks without tasting or smelling anything... I'm seriously wondering if it would have been worth it to get v*ccinated

>>16732660
Every two months or so.

>>16732660
I have a Totinos every day

>>16732664
You seem like a cunt

>>16732699
Oh yeah also, I'm a faggot

>>16733718
>assumes some random person insulting America is a European.
>Doesn't realise every country hates Americans

About every other week. I just do frozen pizza usually since it's cheap and I'm at the store and to lazy to cook when I get home.

>>16732660
Is your gf's sister hot?

>>16732660
Never. Maybe if I'm having people over who not only don't want to potluck or cook, but are simultaneously better than frozen pizza? Maybe once or twice in the last two years?

>>16732660
when there's absolutely nothing better to eat and I don't feel like going out to shop for groceries

maybe once every week or two weeks.

>>16732660
Once every couple months at most. Splurge on Round Table because it destroys anything else out there.

>>16732660
post gf sister

>>16732660
Anything more than once a week is a sign of depression.

>>16732660
I want to go get pizza but I'm too drunk to drive

>>16738497

>>16733664
How many lbs are you

>>16733198
Pretty much every descriptor you haphazardly smashed into your post fits me perfectly, and as an American there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that, wherever you may be from. That being said also as an American I would love to have some overpriced pizza and beer with you while we watch a baseball game later.

>>16733734
Bullshit, pizza can be a healthy meal that you can have basically everyday, just stay away from american pizzas and american servings

A 400g pizza with grilled vegetable has pretty much 1/3 of your daily macros

>>16733198
>its fairly easy and quick to make at home and stores acceptably
If you have a part time job or unenmployed. Unless you eat shit pizza, which I suspect judging by your underestimation of the effort and time required to make a good pizza

>>16732660
Maybe once a month
>>16732664
This is the key. Local sloppa pizza is better than any chain

>>16732660
>not so subtle i have a gf humblebrag
fuck off

I actually never ordered a pizza in my entire life (23y), I always just make my own or buy frozen pizza.

Can’t eat it anymore. Phlegm builds up in throat/sinuses and get bad acne

>>16732660
Like once a month

Every week when i was about 16. Now like once a month. Usually at work.

>>16732660
That's a fucking lot, I usually average once a week, some weeks it'll be twice but usually just once.

>>16733198
>Want pizza
>Call pizza joint after work
>Yeah can I get a large, pepperoni?
>Sure man, it'll be 10 bucks.
>Sweet
>Get pizza 40 minutes later, after shower.
>Crack open a cold beer, and enjoy some 'za.

Versus
>Want pizza
>Come home from work, get on making dough.
>Set that to rise for an hour
>Fuck off to go do something else
>Dough has risen, flatten and make it pizza shaped
>Begin heating pizza stone
>Spread sauce, cheese, toppings
>Another 30 mins later, the stone is hot and you can bake your pizza
>Finally bake it
>It's the exact same as if you just bought it from the store
>Now there's a mess to take care of
>And also the general effort and time expended

Which of those sounds like it would take less effort, and produce the same result?

>>16740190
>drinking beer

Very rarely. We almost always make pizza, rarely get takeout pizza and never get delivery.

>>16732667
How old are you that you think school teachers are smarter or more responsible than the average population? I'm in my 30s and know quite a few teachers and many are bitches and almost all of them are average intelligence or below yet think they are incredibly smart. I am a STEM researcher so it makes me laugh when they try to pull rank.

But it's funny to look back at my teachers when I was young and realize they were basically like my friends and peers. When you're young you inevitably see them in a different light but when you get older and become a professional you see that it's mostly a facade.

>>16732660
My aunt eats Subway everyday and thinks it's healthy.

>>16740344
I knew that from about fifth grade. Of course, there are some smart ones, but also a lot of awful and petty ones.

>>16732660
1 large every Thursday

>>16733774
Genderswapped sunny characters

I've worked for Domino's longer than I'd like to admit, so I never order pizza anymore. Sometimes, my wife does, but that's pretty rare.

>>16732660
2, sometimes 3 times a week. Can't beat the $5 hot n ready

>Fast for 6 days
>Order a large za with sides on Saturday
Thats life!

>>16732660
I had a medium with mushrooms, sausage and banana peppers. First time in a few weeks. It was tasty.

>>16732660
Maybe twice a year

>>16732660
I used to eat like a fat pig. I'd order pizza 5 times a week. Chinese/Subs the other two.

Because of that I developed an extreme autoimmune disease which plagues me to this day. It heals when I eat well though, so I have to eat like a monk most days.

>>16732660
Once a week but I get a gyro to go with it.
>Lapse of the recovering fatass

>>16732660
ordered a pizza at a local joint for the first time and was mindblowingly impressed over how much better it was compared to franchises. then on subsequent orders I started realizing pizzas are just shit cuisine in general that's more convenience than quality

>>16736119
He's such a boomer. He remembers when the internet was bretty good. Now all you asshurt shitskins and non-Japanese asians ruin everything.