/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16725847
natto

shit has the consistency of someone else's cold boogers and tastes/smells like how feet smell. The scent/taste is extremely sticky too, takes forever to get the smell out and off of things.

That scene was so racist and xenophobic.
Everyone part of that film should be canceled.

>>16725861
What about the scene in Faces of Death where a bunch of American Jews travel to a restaurant in Turkey that lets them kill the monkey themselves before eating its brains? Was that any more culturally respectful?

>>16725861
What's racist about it? Plenty of cultures eat strange and disgusting things. What do you expect her to smile and actually eat that shit?

Your moms pussy lmao

>>16725847
An oyster. Fuck the people, who claim slimy sea water tastes good and even pay those high prices for it.

>>16725896
>be me 19 years ago age 16
>Friends with my buddies cousin who is a girl
>Her frog face friend is horny for me
>In her basement making out a little bit
>She unzips her pants
>The smell of the county morgue fills the room
>Never smelled bad pussy at this point in my life
>wonder what the fuck that smell is
>Realize the source of the odor
>Tell her I have to work and leave now
>Don't you have to work in an hour
>I need to go to work now, bye
>Run out of there
>Never talk to her again
>She tries to add my on myspace
>no

>>16725909
CHAD

I once pissed in an empty orange juice carton when I was blacked out on xanax then woke up the next morning and took a big swig from it.

>>16725938
How did it taste?

>>16725853
the girls i've dated who liked natto were also absolute cumsluts.
there has to be a correlation.

if anything it should become my pass/fail for dating

Balut

>>16725898
pussy, also the people who swallow them whole are pussies. i like to chew mine up.

>>16726394
Mostly just salty, I gagged when I drank it but I swallowed it because I didn't want to spit it all over the carpet. I think if I hadn't been expecting orange juice I probably wouldn't have gagged but it wasn't pleasant.

Some kind of Eastern European hard bread with chunks and glops of lard spotted throughout. It looked like biscotti, but was not sweet at all. Not savoury either, just like hard tack with chunks of grease.

>>16725909
What did it smell like?

>>16725847
Anything from my school cafeteria growing up

>>16726677
My guilty pleasure? Back in the 70's we had giant cans of spaghetti, already mixed with sauce. The noodles were pre-cut to about 2" long, the sauce was awful, and super-salty.
The lunch ladies served it with ice-cream scoops, and I FUCKING LOVED THAT SHIT.

Fucking vegemite. Damn you Aussies

>>16725847
One time when I was drunk I ate peach cobbler in the dark. Turned out it was extremely moldy when I saw the leftovers the next day. Was totally fine lol. Made sense why it tasted so weird.

>>16725847
Any meat with sweet baby rays.

>>16725898
My sister is really "cosmopolitan" and my brother is practically retarded. We were all out to eat at a fancy small plate restaurant in Chicago and sis orders oysters for us. I get my brother to try one and as soon as it's in his mouth he gets a look of pure panic. Sis starts yelling "just swallow it! Swallow it!" while mom's yelling "Spit it out! Spit it out! He's just frozen in terror, eyes darting back and forth between them. I'm laughing, the entire room is watching our table, and he finally chokes it down. Not one person clapped.

>>16725938
happened to me once when i had been drinking for weeks and every now and then peed in a bottle, then one night i woke up and accidentally took a good sip from a pee bottle
the pee had been there for days or even weeks and was almost brown, swallowing it felt like swallowing hot acid but i didnt even bother throwing up and went back to sleep

>>16725847
chicken heart? escargot? frog legs? pig brains?

>>16727002
>chicken heart?
Fried chicken liver.

>>16726982
lol

>>16727017
Fried chicken livers are fucking awesome I'll beat you fat head soft

>>16727855
>Fried chicken livers are fucking awesome
That's what my old roommate told me.
I should have known by the smell they were disgusting, but I tried one anyway.
Sure enough, disgusting.
But some people do like them, so...?
Were you raised on them and acquired the taste?
Are you a genetic anomaly?
Any sustained oxygen loss incident growing up?

Jungle fruit worms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc0WFhlg9PQ

>>16725847
When I worked as a mechanic I was alone one hot ass day working alone and went into the break room and grabbed whatever cold drink I saw first from the fridge (it was apple juice) and took and huge gulp and immediately vomited up an enormous snot and booger-riddled loogie a co-worker had left floating at the top.

I'm gagging while writing this. Can't drink apple juice anymore.

Shit piss suprise

>>16725847
Veggie omelette with cheese MRE inna suck circa 2007. Awful.

Steamed vegetables. Most of them are better raw and whenever I get them steamed I end up gagging

>>16728389
i used to work in a warehouse and would buy a carton of ice coffee on my break every day. one time, in the middle of a hot summer, i put my half drunk ice coffee on a shelf, got busy with work and forgot to drink. weeks later i put another ice coffee on the same shelf, right next to the weeks old one. i reached for my ice coffee but grabbed the wrong carton and took a big gulp from it and instantly projectile vomited. there was a big slimy lump in the carton, swimming in gross sour juice

>>16728389
Serves you right for stealing co-workers stuff out the fridge.

>>16728446
>whenever I get them steamed I end up gagging
Oh you poor, delicate flower. Would you like some baby powder for your little baby vagina?

Peanut butter and jelly on a hot dog

>>16728458
>Serves you right for stealing co-workers stuff out the fridge.
You're not wrong. It was my first time grabbing anything out of the fridge and since it was such a big jug I thought maybe it was communal, but I probably knew better. I never went into that fridge again so lesson learned and sense fucking traumatized.

>>16726466
Hot

I mistakenly drank some beer dregs from the bottle I'd been using as an ash tray

>>16725847
Refried beans.

My buddy told me I'd enjoy them because they don't have the consistency of regular beans.

>>16726433
>mostly vegans eat natto
>vegans lack animal based nutrition
>cum is animal based nutrition
That's the correleation.

liver

>>16725898
they taste good in Hot Pot

>>16725870
Director says that scene among some others was done by actors and was fake

>>16726457
its like eating an abortion

>>16725847
pussy with an yeast infection

Bad uni

>>16728363
any kind of liver and heart with a nice bit of garlic is the greatest food made by mankind

>>16725847
I once popped a cherry tomato into my mouth that looked fine from the outside but had somehow gone rotten on the inside. When I bit down on it it exploded into the most vile, putrid substance I've ever tasted. The thought still makes me gag a little.

>>16727002
Chicken heart and frog legs are delicious, I'm sure they were just prepared by a shit cook cause honestly I can't imagine why anyone would dislike either.

>>16725847
Rotten egg. You know those painted hard boiled easter eggs? Well one day I forgot easter had been ages ago but the decorations were still there and I peeled one and bit off half of it. The white was fine but when I reached the yolk I tasted something which has literally haunted me for years. It was absolutely vile

I once ate a slug for 10 bucks. Numbed my mouth for like an hour

>>16728426
Omlette MRE in general sounds awful

>>16729034
That was partly the point. It was no worse than the Temple of Doom monkey brain scene.

>>16728904
Fuck i have done this a few time.

>>16729289
Eating slugs and snails is dangerous, anon :(
They carry parasites that can give you permanent brain damage. There was a really sad story a couple years ago about a kid who did this and it literally turned him into a retard.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/dont-eat-slugs-snails-rat-lungworm-brain-parasite-health-science

>>16726457
What is the consistency? What is the taste? Are they alive when you eat them?

>>16726982
>Sis starts yelling "just swallow it! Swallow it!"
Been there, if you know what I mean.

>>16729091
>any kind of liver and heart with a nice bit of garlic is the greatest food made by mankind
Really?
Then why are their steakhouses, pizza joints, burger places, etc etc etc, but not a single "liver and heart" restaurant?
Let's not pretend you aren't an extreme outlier.

>>16729818
people in france eat snails but i dont see many "snail stops" in other countries moron

>>16725847
a corn dog from a street vendor in new york city

>>16729899
People in America eat snails too, my homosexual friend.
Still not hearing anything about "liver and heart" restaurants, anywhere in the world.

>>16729921
Lots of foods don't have restaurants. It's a nonsense argument and you know it. Find something better to do.

>>16725847
Jello. The consistency makes me gag every time.

The only thing that sticks out to me are those awful tasting peanuts you always take the chance of getting. They are about one in two hundred, but fuck those things are terrible.

>>16725847
Eyeball off a roasted pig at a serbian slava

Tastes pretty much how youd expect

>>16729995
>Lots of foods don't have restaurants.
You didn't just say hearts and livers were "foods".
You said they were:
>>16729091
>he greatest food made by mankind
Apparently most people think steak is better, etc. etc.
I'm not really sure where I'd have to go to find liver on the menu, and I'm 100% certain far more restaurants carry snails than heart.
Understand my point now?

>>16726928
its english not australian

>>16725909
We had a girl in my high school who had earned the nickname catfish for a very similar reason. Nobody ate at the Arby's she worked at for just that reason.

>>16729289
kek you almost died you idiot

>>16725847
Opossum

>>16726982
Why would you advertise to the world that your family is mentally retarded?

Durian fruit, bought it in China town on a whim

>>16725847
Probably raw octopus heart, that was some actual shit. It's either that or drinking actual toothpaste after getting wasted on my ass.

A minnow from the river. Not really gross at the time. Was worried and grossed out over the thought of getting tapworms

Either taking a big swig of moldy dip spit or while licking a vagina and getting old, yellow toilet paper in my mouth from when the woman wiped after peeing

>>16730051
So you're illiterate.

>>16725847
I had this dish once. Mine was stupid.

I was in China once and ate a sea slug. Like every strange thing they eat, it was a delicacy. It was served sitting on the bottom of a bowl of what tasted like chicken broth. It had a hard, rubbery texture like a pencil eraser and tasted like shit. It was so bad the Chinese guy I was sitting with refused to eat his.

>>16731374
Wow, what a remarkably incoherent response.
Looking forward to ANY word from your parents, handlers, and/or psychiatric care staff.

>>16731429
It seems like the concept of Chinese "delicacies" was just invented by the ruling class to get the peasants to eat all the shit tier food without complaining.

"What? This golden brown roast duck? Nah, you don't want any of that. This sea slug stuffed with live scorpions though? Oh man, that's a delicacy!"

>>16725847
Pad thai. Smelled literally like shit and it looked like someone puked all over it.

>>16726461
I don't understand this either
If it grosses you out to the point that you have to swallow them then why even order them? I fucking love chewing them and tasting them. Lime, salt, barquita salsa and a drop of ketchup. Simply, rustic delicious.

>>16729106
Traumatizing lmao

>>16728426
You're a little bitch or just memeing to try and fit in with the boys
If you had actually been over you'd know the secret to making that mre a solid meal

>>16728904
This is how I quit smoking overnight
Big gulp of butts
I can still taste the ashes when I remember and whenever I smell cigarette smoke I taste it

>>16730040
Sunflower seeds and pistachios have them too, you know the ones

>>16728456
Oh shit I did this once, too. Still haven't been able to drink iced coffee out of a carton and it's been probably 5 years.

Father's boss had a party, and invited all of the workers and their families to it.
So I went with my father and the boss' wife presented us some kind of cold buckwheat (i think) soup drenched in buttermilk. Thing is, as far as I know, it is supposed to be served either completely cold or recently heated - this shit was lukewarm, probably 3 hours since the heating.
So I slurp this concoction and taste a nothing so aggressive that I started being nostalgic for tapwater, yet with undertones of something I had been completely unfamiliar with up to that moment. The actual taste kicked in, and it was like vomit without the stomach acid, like liquified morning breath, like god's indiffirence. They should have brought a priest there, because it was transcedentially bland, to the point I would have preferred to chew on boot leather rather than drink it. And in a way, I did, because I stopped slurping this smegma brew to compliment the boss on his wife's cooking.
The soup was the only liquid thing among all the greasy shit on the table that my guts had to suffer through.
I looked at the coworkers, who had already started the dicksucking competition the moment I complemented this satanic milk by requesting more of it. It was going to be a long afternoon.

>>16725847

My aunt was briefly stationed in the falkland islands in when I was a child. She brought me and my brother penguin memorabilia back from the islands when she came to visit us. One gift was a cup with penguin decals and a crazy straw all around it that was all higgeldy piggeldy. Some 'gunk' got stuck in the straw and turned black/milky/yellow in various places. I didn't realise when I filled the cup with orange juice and took a big old sip from the straw. It was the most foul thing I have ever tasted.

>>16725847
Ass

>>16725847
I can't compete with the shit I read in this thread, piss drinking and coworker's snot flavored apple juice seem to be average tier here... but I was told by two of my aunts that one of my cousins, when she was like 3 or 4, used to play with sticks she'd find near trees. She was living in a suburban area at the time, so she had access to those small sewer grates/grids drainage holes that don't lead to the sewers directly. I mean those smaller ones that cover a small trench near commieblocks, which then leads excess rain water, garbarge juice, dirt and leaves from the block through the lawn to the main street gutter. No idea what that shit is called. Anyway she'd give the stick a nice dip in there and then lick it. She was almost never l ill in her life, she has the immune system of a Gangetic rat king now.

>>16725847
Either Peter Luger's creamed spinach (bought in a grocery store), or poorly cooked, soggy beef tongue. I normally enjoy beef tongue, but this shit was like chewing on an extremely tough meat gummy. Almost spat it out all over the table both times.

>>16731659
Forgot to add I normally don't give a fuck about texture too, but that tongue was like chewing on a mouthful of oyster that's as tough as chuck steak.

>>16726457
Why would you do that?

>>16726982
Kek

>>16728915
How do you not like refried beans? Idk why autistic eaters frequent a food board.

This rump roast my mom made when I was a little kid. It is the only time I have ever refused to eat something she cooked. I couldn't even bear to smell it.
In second place is the time I got food poisoning 3x in a row from a McDonald's.

>>16725938
>>16726985
>men drinking their own pee is common enough that two posters in just this thread have done it
...do males really?

>>16731813
>haha men are sooo crazy
>*eats the placenta*

>>16731825
nobody in this thread is posting about eating placenta, plenty of dudes posting about drinking their own rancid pee though.

Block and Barrel brand sausage egg and cheese biscuit on the last day of scout camp. Tasted like dry shit and foul air plus I didn't even get a goodbye kiss from my scoutmaster

>>16731947
Sucks for you mine always gave me a deep soulful goodbye kiss

>>16731928
That's because none of the insane bitches who eat their placentas think that it's disgusting.

>>16726757
FUCK you just brought back a long since repressed memory of that ice cream scoop they used for the spaghetti serving! I loved that shit as a kid. Did you get a tasteless "whole wheat" breadstick and neon government cheese with yours?

>>16729106
Based Denethor II

>>16725847
raw eggs

>>16729289
Kek based retard

>>16729903
Good, don't come back you stupid tourist

>>16731825
weird hippy men eat placenta too.

>>16728904
oh no, i didnt want to remember that

>>16725847
Chicken cooked by a friend who was 16 at the time. It was nearly black all on the outside and raw and slimy on the inside. Took a bite and spit it out while his family ate the whole fuckin tray

>>16725853
I'm fucking natto bout to eat this shit ever again, I still can only describe it as the absolute worst texture you would get in nightmares, natto single handedly ruines japanese food and all japs who feed this shit to their children should be put on trial for child abuse

>>16732104
Sounds like a friend of mine, who only knows two stove settings: Off and max.

>>16725847
mostly raw bait shrimp that was in an ice chest for 2 days. i cooked with a lighter

>>16728904
I can't tell you how many people I watched throw up at parties back in the day after taking a huge gulp from a copenhagen spit bottle

>>16731571
the chad way to cure an addiction

>>16732134
Why?

Ate some weird stuff while in Shenzhen for work. Don't know what it was and don't want to know.

>>16726494
rotten pussy. It's its own odor. It's like BO, fish and musty basement fucked and had a baby.

>>16732254
idk, i was bored and all we had to eat otherwise was beer. bad planning i guess.

>>16731571
>>16732177
yes but also be very careful because drinking cigarette-water is a way to commit suicide in prison. not sure what the lethal concentration is but, it'll fuck you up, not just taste bad.

But yes, also, incredibly based.

>>16725853
Really good on vanilla ice cream. Seriously.

I didn't eat it, but I went to a study group thing for a group project and the "host" tried to make us eat oysters that looked like they had cow shit on them. What the fuck!
>Mfw

>>16732504
Did he keep insisting that you try it?

>>16732504
Pretty retarded to assume that people would want to eat oysters or shellfish in general.

>>16732555
Yes! I lost my appetite for the rest of the day. Pic related, it was him.

>>16731798
>In second place is the time I got food poisoning 3x in a row from a McDonald's.
Wow.
Gotta ask: what gave you the poisoning, and what time span this was over?

Sour cream.

>>16731813
>...do males really?
The only reason you assume they were "males" is they pissed in a bottle.
I've got to assume any woman that pees in a bottle will have this happen eventually.

>>16728468
ahahahahaha just HOW HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that......

>>16731364
one time i was fucking this bitch doggy and i go to crack her ass cheeks opens to get a good look at her pooper and there was just so much toilet paper residue in her asshole lmao fuck

cottage cheese, god damn that shit is foul

>>16733062
tastes like nothing, basically non-vegan tofu

>>16725847
your mom's pussy

>>16725853
It’s pretty decent with soy sauce and mustard

>>16733080
>your mom's pussy
>>16733117
>It’s pretty decent with soy sauce and mustard

green stinkbug or whatever those are in a raspberry

>>16725898
ive only had the chance to eat raw oysters once, but i thought they were really good. buttery, salty, lightly sweet. didnt notice anything "slimy" myself

>>16731429
I had sea cucumber. Possibly the same thing. Absolutely awful

>>16726433
>pickles
>dr pepper (dp)
>boba tea
>natto
the list is almost finished - roasties will no longer be able to hide

>>16733145
Lmao

ate my own shit once. tasted like bitter acrid chemicals. like putting poison in my mouth, got all over the back of my throat. no matter how many times I brushed my teeth I couldn't get rid of it. It made me gag but not like "ew I feel sick it's yucky tasting!", more like "I have ingested toxic chemicals my body is rejecting it instinctively".

Seriously it tastes like acrid bitter chemicals. It's not even a taste like on your tongue it's like your mouth is full of acridity and bitrex.

also one time I got real drunk in my bed and pissed in all these bottles and woke up thirsty as fuck and I make the lethal risk of storing my water bottles in my bed as well and absolutely fucking woke up still drunk but hungover and thirsty and CHUGGED, I repeat CHUGGED legit like 500ml of my own piss. I drank it so fast I didn't even think of the taste but thought after that it was a little off? and then my stomach feels funny and I realize what I've done and I immediately powerchuck my own piss spew all over the floor and then I just get on my hands and knees on my own fucking carpet and just spew and wretch over and over and over like a primevial purge of my body it was so bad. honestly even worse than the shit I still could quite easily dry wretch thinking about it

>>16725847
Sushi

>>16734679
That's clearly kimbap

>>16729778
please be in london

>>16731403
This. The smarter the monkey the tastier the brains. Never get stupid monkey brains.

>>16731558
Cum in it?

>>16735436
I find British people abhorrently disgusting and I would never step foot in their homeland, sorry.

>>16735559
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>>16735559
>london
>british

>>16731581
I once found a half eaten dead wasp in a sunflower seed, (sadly the other half was eaten by me and tasted horribly like that other anon described)

>>16728915
Literally brain damaged

>>16734303
Have you ever considered not being a retard?

>>16735562
>>16735594
>London isn't in Britain
You bongs really are inbred lmao

>>16730040
>>16731581
This. Nothing's worse than getting into a good pistachio rhythym and then popping a rotten one into your mouth.

>>16731813
i dont think drinking piss is the biggest concern for either of them

>>16725847
smelly ground beef i found in the fridge
i was trying to workout at the time and wanted protein so i went for it
it smelled worse when cooking
cooked it a bit extra and added extra spices
wasn't that bad by the time i was done with it, but never again

>>16730040
This tends to happen more with sunflower seeds and very rarely I'll get a sunflower seed that just tastes like black olives. Somehow that one seed will taste like a mouthful of black olives

>>16731957
Maybe it tastes good

>>16729693
The taste is utterly unique. The consistency is similar to anchovies but with more crunch. I think they're dead.
Fucking disgusting.