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>"I should add more veggie into my diet"
>Go to local market and bought green stuff
>Go back home
>Put veggie in fridge
>Later some time
>Boil some water, take veggie out, washed veggie and put them in boiling water
>10 minutes later, veggies done
>Put cooked veggies on plate
>On my way to living room, notice there's green thing on floor
>Wait no its moving
>It's a green caterpillar
>Throw away caterpillar
>Throw away cooked veggie
>Throw away all uncooked veggie in fridge
NGMI...

>> No.16729238

>>16729231
Did you know caterpillars can fug your veggies in nature too? You just wash the veggies and eat them. Or wash, cook and eat them after that. Washing is a must. To get rid of anything extra.

>> No.16729242

Just buy frozen vegetables next time you poor little autist. I recommend broccoli and brussel sprouts. Peas too if you don't hate them.

>> No.16729826

>>16729231
Just buy cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, and baby carrots. Problem solved, and you can eat them with hummus for protein and flavor

>> No.16729848

i dont get it

>> No.16729883

>>16729231
Why did you even wash it then?

>> No.16729905

>>16729242
This.
Also get green beans.
“Fresh” flash frozen vegetables are probably even more fresh then the produce you get at the average market.

>> No.16729922

WHOA ITS LIKE VEGTABLES ARE GROWN OUTSIDE

>> No.16730290

>>16729922
what the fuck is wrong with vegetarians

>> No.16730331
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>>16729922
You mean in like dirt?

>> No.16730336

>>16729231
>>"I should add more veggie into my diet"
Why?

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>>16729231
I don't understand. You saw a caterpillar on the floor of your living room so you threw out all your food?

>> No.16730882

>>16729231
Maybe stick to fruit next time.

>> No.16731034

>>16730857
It came from his food. Like hiding between the foliage.

>> No.16731045

>>16731034
wait wait wait, are you telling me, for real, that there's honestly, in the outdoors, on actual plants, the same plants that we eat mind you, BUGS?!

>> No.16731046

>>16729231
Just eat ze bugs and stop being unhappy.

>> No.16731050

>>16731034
How do you know it didn't come from his TV? It was in the living room after all.

>> No.16731072

>>16729231
you need to get punched in the face.

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>>16729231
Please kill yourself you giant fucking faggot

>> No.16732106

>>16731045
You would hope the retailer would have the bugs removed

>> No.16732109

>>16730331
im sorry, anon. vegetables are grown in dirt