/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16725230
Do Americans really?

>>16725230
god i wish i could buy something like this

looks like a decent intra-workout snack

>>16725230
god i want this
>inb4 its $2 per a taco

>>16725230
I'd pay $25 for this

>>16725232
Do Europeans not have parties?

>>16725230
Snack pack.

>>16725230
I'm going to say this was $50 to $75 made by a half white half Mexican named Jose and "he totally has the most authentic taco truck in town it doesn't matter if the Mexican restaurant makes better tacos these come from a TRUCK man it's authentic it's the real deal like in California man so what if he charges $2.50 for a chicken taco and $3.50 for a steak taco and it costs $0.50 to add two tablespoons of guacamole on the side bro he puts tomato onion and cilantro on it I'm telling you bro it's just like Mexico he even gives you an eighth of a lime bro it's the real deal."
>Every single taco truck does not in a Mexican neighborhood

They all cater to hipsters and white people that can't cook.

>>16725230
>taco
>no ground beef
hard pass

>>16725230
can someone name the four types of tacos? I assume top right is chorizo and bottom left is pulled pork, bottom right is some kind of chicken. I think the meat ratio is off on the pulled pork ones unless they include a bunch of extra sauce. pulled pork tacos end up quite dry

>>16725391
going clockwise starting top left
>carne asada
>al pastor
>no idea, guessing some kind of chicken, doesnt look grilled
>carnitas

>>16725352
Too busy complaining about Americans.

>>16725405
correct. the missing one is chorizo

>>16725444
looks like they put egg in it

>>16725444
the bottom right is chorizo!?
literally all the chorizo ive had my entire life have been darker and more red

>>16725405
what would be the best topping for each or is white onion and cilantro the right thing for all of them?

>>16725237
Tacos are some of the absolute simplest things to make. Spend a day figuring out how to make your favourite kind and you'll never go back to paying $4 each.

>>16725471
Cilantro and onion is the only acceptable topping on any taco, beyond that Mexican salsas like Valentina and an array of hot sauces can be used as condiments

>>16725471
honestly the way it is plus a little salsa of your choice is the way to go
these are "street" tacos
there are regular tacos that are bigger and come with guac and sour cream

>>16725487
>>16725493
so I guess it's not really a topping and just part of the composition of whatever they are okay. it's like if hot dogs had a specific required thing

>>16725516
well i mean if you like the way something taste with a specific sauce or condiment who cares?

>>16725230
man i wish we had proper taco shops in denmark all we get is fucking kebabs

>>16725268
>>16725348
>>16725370
Tacos around me are usually at least $3 a taco, so given there are 20, that is $60 right there. Then you have the rice and refried beans, salsa, chips - I would say this is at least $75.

this REAL, AUTHENTIC taco box is such a win!!!!
Wheres my tequila????

>>16725471
they put pineapple on al pastor sometimes

>>16725230
jesus god lord in heaven
i need me some good al pastor right fucking now

>>16725232
This spread is usually Mexican food, as in, in Mexico, the country.

>>16725230
my local costco does this except it costs 14-16 dollars and it comes with limes and cilantro Crema

doesnt come with refried beans, chips or rice but those are the cheapest things to get since a 4 lb bag of chips is like 6 dollars and uncle bens rice cost 1 dollar

op's box cost 40 dollars

>>16725230
I know those beans and rice are going to be trash

>>16725230
el nummers num num num nummers

>>16725704
op.. did u pay $40 for that?

>>16725719
their prices are on facebook

>>16725352
Implying that's not a portion for 1 (one) American

>>16725643
most local taco shops around that does taco tuesday have the tacos at least $2+ per a taco
very few still does $1 taco tuesday where its a full list of meats
most of the time its restricted to carne asada, al pastor, pollo asado, and carnitas

>>16725232
>>16725818
You faggots call this a snack

>>16725911
>Europeans
>Anglo munchbox
Sure thing.

>>16725911
mid afternoon snack yes. something to keep me sated until din din

>>16725230
>because there is a lot of it I am supposed to ignore the quality is crap
Nah fuck off.

>>16727052
yes UK is still in the continent of Europe, brainlet

>>16727276
WRONG.

>>16725230
Trash the refried beans and I'll do my best to eat half of that.

>>16725237
>get small corn tortiallas
>slow cook pork so it falls apart, season appropriately
>get chipotles in a can
>dice 1 slice of onion
>dice cilantro
>cut a lime into thirds
>get small tub of sour cream
>heat tortillas on a dry pan

And then just put that shit together. Simple as.

>>16725487
you forgot lime, nigger

>>16725653

no, there is pineapple IN al pastor during the cooking process that makes it al pastor. google it

>>16725719
no my mom did

am i the only one who wont eat this shit because it looks messy and shit will fall out everywhere? i would try it if they made it neater and easier to eat, fucking stupid mexicans

btw i will never eat their food because well just look at them, theyre goblins, they have no hygiene, no intelligence, their food must be shit and dirty

>>16725911
I just ate and that makes me want to get drunk and munch that to cure a hangover.

>>16725230
More like le Reddit

>>16725405
chicken tinga

>>16725911
Is that just a bunch of raw onion in the middle?

>>16725230
>uniformly cut dry meat
>plain ass sazon goya rice
>plain shredded chicken
>color looks off on all
>barely cooked white corn tortillas
>everything looks dry dry
>looks like some chinese or arabs made it

Sry anon shit looks dry and weak I have to pass on the work lunch party... I'm going to the truck down the street... they have this surf-n-turf burrito that is to die for...

>>16725230
unfortunately a box like that would be $50, would never sell cuz it's too expensive and the place would go under wondering "man why did no-one buy our tacos?"

literally every taco place is fucking overpriced as fuck.
I've never seen artisan tacos like this for cheaper than $5 per taco.

>>16725693
>This spread is usually Mexican food, as in, in Mexico, the country.
I know zero Mexicans who serve tacos pre-made; every time I've been at a cookout or a party it was always a roll-your-own deal.

>>16729172
Have you ever had a mexican street taco. You don't roll your own, you buy it from the fucking wetback cooking it up.

>that pitiful amount of salsa

>>16727290
Right.

Keep coping, eurocuck

>>16725230
The tacos look great, the sides no so much.

>>16729981
Bongs don't want to be in Europe
We don't want them in Europe
Simple as, stop forcing, mutt.

>>16727416

Lol, that's a lot of time just because you get a craving for some Tacos.

Not everyone has time everyday to shop, cook and clean just for a meal my guy.

I could go to work and just buy some after and have the whole rest on my night to myself. Don't need to now buy full packages of ingredients in only going to use for this exact dish, then take a few hours cooking and cleaning after I eat.

I don't eat out every day, but sometimes you just want the meal and not all the cooking and shit that goes into it. Not everyone is a chef and enjoys dedicating hours a day just for some decent food. That's why people do it for a living.

This notion that if you don't cook everyone yourself, you're lazy or something is totally retarded.

>>16725230
>Amerifats

>>16725230
my dog would bite me.

>>16730232
he never said you're lazy, all he said was that it's simple. making food for yourself makes it taste quite a lot better, and if you have time to do so I highly recommend trying, not to mention you get complete control over what you eat, how it's prepared, seasoned, etc.

>>16725232
Yes Americans can actually afford to eat food unlike you malnourished third world shitters

>>16730460

Fair enough, but just because something is simple doesn't mean it's time consuming. I got really into cooking a couple years back but with no aspiration to do it professionally. Then I realized big portions of my day were getting taken up just with shopping for specific ingredients, cooking and then all the clean up. It was just about as cost effective if I just bought it made for under $10 (per meal). Which isn't too hard to do around here.

Everyone knows it's probably better if you do it like that and cheaper if you eat it for the next couple days straight. Doesn't need to be said. It's redundant. Sometimes you just don't want to do all that.

>>16727966
U aite?

refried beans look disturbingly like prop food

>>16728973
>artisan tacos

dude these don't even look as good as what i can get from any taco truck in my city for $2-2.50 a taco. the best truck i go to has a deal for 20 tacos, rice, beans, limes, and 5 sodas for $50. so basically the sodas and sides are free.

>>16725230
these look like shit. the meat looks dry and overcooked and theres not even a hint of any browning.

>>16725643
that's food truck prices man. local dive with authentic shit (like in store hand pressed tortillas and homemade sauces) is like $10+tax for a combo meal with like 4 tacos chips refried beans rice and two sauces.

>>16725405
Maybe it's chicken adobada, something like that 10/10 why don't more places do this?

>>16730232
You're a tremendous fucking retard. It doesn't any simpler or cheaper than some form of protein wrapped in corn tortillas with cilantro, onion, and lime. All of said ingredients/leftovers are easily transformable into other dishes. Stay poor and stupid.

>>16730232
Stop watching whatever retarded TV show you're binging for the fourth time and learn to cook, it is a useful endeavor and worth your time.

>>16730539
You come off as a huge pseudo-intellectual cringlord

>>16730539
fair enough, if you feel cooking isn't valid for your time then so be it. luckily i have an extra pair of hands around that cleans because I cook

>>16725911
Raw onion? I love onion, just kinda random.

>>16728944
Fuck that looks good.

>>16728944

lol they marketing to those white ppl so good. that looks wack as fuck

>>16725643
>3 full fucking dollars for 1 small tortilla taco
Ah there it is, the one benefit of living in this godforsaken place called Mexico

>>16730182
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

>>16725230
>Pale af tortillas
>Dry meat, no juice at all
>Barely can tell what taco is of what
>Refried beans look like a gray mass
>Rice looks ok but idk who tf likes eating rice with tacos
>Corn chips just wasting space in the box, shouldn't be included
>>16728944
Now these are tacos.

>>16730539
kek lazy faggot

>>16730232
>anime reaction pic
your mom cooks and buys every meal you eat fat retard shut up

>>16725643
u sound like a innercity cuck. go to any authentic mexican restaurant and a box like that will cost u 10 pop max.

>>16733770
How much are flour tortillas in Mexico? Here in Australia they're like 50c (7.3 pesos according to google) each on average. Like 2.5x what decent bread costs by weight. I always end up choosing not to make tacos because this seems like a scam.

>>16725911
What is it with Euros and forcing Arab shit into everything? You've got fries, beans, salad, fried chicken, all this great stuff-- BUT WHAT IF WE SHAVE THIS SHITTY MUSLIM MEAT ALL OVER IT, RIGHT, GUYS?!

>>16732625

"U said werdz I dunno, huh crinj"

Ok little Timmy. I hear your mother calling you.