/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Contaminate a batch of cheese with something guaranteed to give you food poisoning.
Eat the contaminated cheese.
Condition your body to associate cheese with being violently ill.

>>16708558
what is the extent of your addiction? ever sucked dick for cheese?

>>16708674
I sold my car for some Pule. Lost my job because I couldn't drive anymore. I also stole money from my Aunt to buy some Parmaganio Reggiano. Got caught, did 3 months inside where there was no cheese except that american shit. I'm out now, but I can still taste the plastic. I even started putting cheese in my coffee. I'm a goddamn mess.

>>16708706
Enter a cheeseaholics program

>>16708558
the other day i was making a croque monsieur and i couldnt stop eating the gruyere cheese while making the sandwich

>>16708558
eat a shitty cheese, it will cure this addiction.

>>16708558
cheese is love. cheese is life

Link cheese to suffering, when you start thinking about eating cheese do something that hurts you. That'll either make you stop eating cheese, or turn you into a sadomasochist.

i hate cheese sucks to be you op

>>16708919
For years I've been hopelessly addicted to cheeseahol

>>16708558
Have you considered not eating so much cheese?

>>16709697
yes, OP needs to eat a block of cheese whilst violently murdering everyone he loved. Then, anytime he eats cheese, he'll have flashbacks, and cry.

id get fucked for a nice pinconning. do i have a problem?

>>16708558
Just push cheese up your urethra until you can't even look at the stuff OP, that's how I fixed my pistachio addiction.

>>16708706
>I even started putting cheese in my coffee

kek

>>16708706
>I sold my car for some Pule.
kek
>US$600 per kilogram.
holy shit

>>16708558
Every time you eat a cheese you pull out a tooth. You have up to 32 tries to get it right.

Use it to woo a harem

>>16711616
can't wait for netflix to make a documentary from it "the gouda psychopath"