/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16705523
Things haven't been the same since Santa Clause got #metoo'd by these little fuckers.

>>16705523
NEVER FORGET

>>16705523
>Whoopsy!
>We made it extra good by mistake!
>oh no! Seriously!
>Sweet Jesus, not like 3.5% more chocolate per cookie, oh FUCK! Oh CHRIST!!!
>literally, like, "Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"

what happens if you give a tree lsd?

Boys, my drawers are #FullyFudged having received this startling news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3Iz21wCkw

>fully fudged
my mind immediately went to blacked style porn, this place has melted my brain

>>16706663
That little fuckers face doesn't help
>oh no! My tiny elf wife is getting #fullyfudged

>>16706431
was about to post this
I actually didn't know what this scene was parodying. now I know, I guess

>>16705523
look, you fucking idiot, i've been saying this for years and it's just a matter of time until word gets out about the conditions those elf workers are kept in.
i'm talking 22 hour days, back to back, no breaks. covid has fucked the elf labor market even more than it was already. keebler spends $800 million annually in legal fees alone, but they can't divert a fraction that to worker elf and safety? and it's not like the elves have a choice, because gnome immigrants will work for pennies on the dollar, and they're flooding in to the labor pool. i mean what the fuck do you expect? you're paying what, a couple of bucks for a package of those cookies? what do you think the margins are on that? guess who keebler is owned by, i'm sure you can guess.
it makes my fucking blood boil because this is exactly what i've been saying since the quarter 1 fiscal reports came out from keebler.
they can't keep getting away with this.

>>16707265
Kek

>>16707410
your spiky-eared kind should be happy to even have work - everyone knows you're lazy good for nothings, only good for sitting in your tree-ghettos and killing eachother in bow and arrow drive-bys...
I'd take the gnomes over you any time, at least they ain't afraid of honest work

>>16706425
now that's a question i'd like to have answered

>>16705523
They need to be held liable. You can't just deliver the wrong product like that and expect people to buy them.

Most of the factory workers are functional alcoholics.

>>16709222
>tfw you know you've got an elf's ass to kick all around the hollow tree

>>16706663
This place?

>mfw the Masha video collection off MEGA is complete.

>>16709222
>>16705523

>>16709576
I know this feel

>>16706425
would you take lsd if a tree gave it to you?

>>16706431
>what do I care!?
gets me everytime

>>16711179
Only if it was Space Tree the Space Tree. If it was the rape tree from Evil Dead, no way.

>>16709576
kek

>>16705523
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>>16705523
slave labor elves, they need reparations

>>16705523
ELVES LIVES MATTER!

>>16705523
>WHOOPSIE DOODLES!

>>16706431
damn beat me to it >>16712431

>Whoopsy! Fudge stripes!
That's the line I use when I fart after drinking malt liquor all night.

FUDGED

Personally I'm more of a fan of the off-brand
>WE DUN FUCKED UP IT ALL CHOCOLATE UP DIS BITCH

>Whoopsie doodles! There was a mixup with the tampon factory!

>>16705523
>Do they have a union or something?
It has been busted by the constant immigration of goblins.
>https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0019793915602253
And no, there aren't any female goblins in their workplace.