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What's your opinion on vulgarity in food names? Do you find it funny or are you less likely to try something with cusswords in it?

>> No.16698988

I'm not a child nor am I American. I am less likely to buy something marketed that way.

>> No.16698996

hilarious if you are 12

>> No.16698997

>>16698978
It's the gimmicky nature of the labelling that puts me off, not any Mutt 'cusswords'.

>> No.16698998

>>16698978
LIQUID SHART DEATHLY HOT SAUCE (18+)

>> No.16699019
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>>16698998
If it the label doesn't feature sharts, boobs, or skulls, is it really a hot sauce?

>> No.16699020

>>16699019
>I have no hot and I must sauce

>> No.16699022

>>16699019
>Larry's Hot Pussy Juice
Surely this isn't a real product people exchange currency for

>> No.16699045

>>16699019
>shit the bed
Why would I buy this?

>> No.16699051
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>>16699045
I'd recommend it if you want to A) shit the bed B) shoot flaming kangaroos out your butt or C) shart your pants

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>>16699051

>> No.16699066

>>16699019
>Brand new asshole
What joke, there's even comic sans

>> No.16699085

>>16699019
lmao ive been banging this chick when her husband isn't around and he has an absolute FUCKTON of these sorts of sauces in the kitchen

>> No.16699100

>>16699051
Post the pasta of the guy that went to a restaurant asking for the "hot sauce menu".

>> No.16699128

>>16699085
That's weird, I've been banging this chick while her husband watches and he has a hot sauce collection too.

>> No.16699237

>>16699085
>>16699128
I need to know if you both are doing sex to the same female human

>> No.16699257

>>16698978
I have such a distaste for the state or marketing that I'd prefer all labels to just tell me what it is, what's in it, and how much it costs.
When it comes to hotsauce specifically I don't know why I'd buy something that promises to make me shit myself.
I can do that for free any time I want.

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>>16698978
100% is a novelty item, people do buy it as a gag, most of the time they don't even trash it, just place it in a stand like a Barack Obama Commemorative Inauguration Plate. You know, a souvenir of sorts.

>> No.16699276

>>16699128
Coincidentally I've been watching this guy banging my wife.

>> No.16699282

>>16698978
Objectively outdated. You're going to have to use racial slurs or you're just going to sound like an out of touch boomer.

>> No.16699301

>>16698978
Less likely because it comes off as a novelty product instead of a good product.
I want to eat my food not put it on a shelf and look at it.

>> No.16699590

>>16699100
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
(omitting the traditional "faggot.jpg" image because it triggers the jannies like nothing else, for some unknowable reason)
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>> No.16700205

>>16698988
Why are Europeans so grumpy? Is it because they all smell like cumin?