/ck/ - Food & Cooking

its made in new york

>>16688185
All other pizza is dog shit.
It's the grease.
It's the cheese.
It's the size of the crust.
Its the crisp.

All other places that come up with other types are bastardized versions of the pure ny slice.

AIIIIIYYYYYY I TAKE IT EN DA ASS IM FROM FUKKIN NEW YAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16688553
AYYYYYYE FUHGETTABOUDDIT IM WALKIN OVAH HEEEAH IF IT AINT NEW YAWK PIZZA ITS TRASH OY VEY

>>16688185
Everything in New York tastes better when you're completely up your own ass about living in New York.

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WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA

>>16688228
>is dog shit.
i get so triggered by meaningless hyperbole on the internet

>>16688185
NJ pizza is better

>>16688602
the internet is all meaningless hyperbole you absolute fucking retard

>>16688185
> What makes a 'New York Pizza' different from practically any other pizza?

Seriously, it's because it's made in New York. There are over 2000 pizzerias and the competition is staggering. When restaurants outside of the north east claim to be New York Pizza, they end up compromising on ingredients or quality. Even if the owner/chef is from NY, the lack of competition elsewhere makes them compromise quickly.


The absolute motherload of Pizza research: http://www.varasanos.com/pizzarecipe.htm

>>16688583
JAMAICA OOH I WANNA TAKE YA

>>16688862
I bet you’re fun at parties

>>16688890
Love varasanos, was my favorite pizza place as a kid.

>>16688185
Simple and none of you come up with this because your posers and stupid, us New Yorkers don't give two shits about you. If it's made here it's made in NY, otherwise it's 'stupid new york style.'
Now suck my big hairy ball sack.

>>16689205
It's 4AM Gianni, time for your shift at the back pain factory

>>16689212
Go back to dumping bodies in the nj pine barrens you savage beast. Cheers.

>>16689212
yup yup 4am ghoul time, after mission impossible

>>16688890
There's that many pizzerias because people in New York don't leave a 4 block radius, the competition is nil.

large slices
thinish crust so the pizza bends when you pick it up
greasy as fuck
just tastes good

hard to find a good new york style pizza outside of new york, sadly. its not hugely popular for retarded reasons.

>>16689285
have to love the drip of the peppernoi grease going down the gullet

>>16689285

>AYY WHADJU PAY, A BUCK FIFTY FAWDAT ?? MY GUY IN THE LOWA EAST SIDE WOULDA SPARED YOU DA TWO QWATERS

all jokes aside, that particular slice density should be the standard. in many ways and in the NYC-centric mind it is. thus the collective disappointment. gad i miss the ol' rotten apple

>>16688185
i met a retired guy in colorado that had grown up working in pizzerias in new york and he swore up and down the only thing you cant replicate is the water. claimed there was something about the shitty city tap water that gave the dough the magic touch.

>>16689285
>its not hugely popular for retarded reasons.
It's not really popular because it's not really special at all. It's cheap, both the price and the ingredient, and often also the quality.
Any random pizza joint in Europe owned by Turks or Arabs makes better pizza easily.

t. NYer living in EU

>>16689311
You come across as a homosexual that's never been to nyc let alone lived there. since there are so many first thing is be in residential area in manhattan, second like chink places go where the locals go, third if it's shit like sbaro or anywhere near a tourist trap like times square then avoid it like it's got the covid plaque.\
Those are your three easy steps.
Deal with them and fuck off.

>>16689326
Bullshit, I've seem that shit personally.
It's nothing but thick crust bullshit with cheap shit ingreatents. You're nothing but a treacherous cunt.

>>16689326
better is subjective. sometimes I want big, floppy greasy pizza schlongs and no place around me sells them. sure I could go to the italian restaurant or the chicago pizza joint or the pretentious brewery or whatever the fuck but its not the same.

>>16689341
I prefer the objective and not faggot from the new york times, those little bitches with their limosenes can piss off. They're not new yorkers.

>>16689347
what?

>>16689326
Is that why you were chased out?

>>16689329

the fuck are you talking about. none of that conjecture makes sense. you talk like a cop from newark, who likes to blow his buddies. i'd say blow me but you giving me the this-that-and-the third degree make it seem like you like to sneak a hit in or two when you are having gay anal or oral sex.

>also i fucked your mother and sucked her toes because i couldn't stand the smell of her snatch, smelled like cheesy sardines bro

>>16689339
>traitorous cunt
Confirmed that the only reason new Yorkers won't shut up about their food is because they live in New York

>>16689358
I never said that it made any sense, it makes about as much sence as biden / camela rehoming savages into the USA. Keep voting for them you twat.

>>16689312
there is something to that. a lot city's water ultimately comes from the catskills and other mountains; it's transported and stored fairly well and needs only minimal treatment at plants. There's a lot wrong with NYC but its water is as good as it gets.

>>16688890
>Seriously, it's because it's made in New York.
i have heard an argument that the muni water has something to do with it.

great i just finished the thread and saw 8 other mentions of city water.

>>16689449
Their water isn't kosher oy veeey