/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hooters girls don't even dress any more risque than your average woman anymore.

>>16686999
yeah

>>16686999
raisins: chicken tastes better from a loli

>>16687004
Theyre more modest

>>16686999
czeched
hooters is ass. everything is overpriced. their wings suck. for me, it's twin peaks. the best breastaurant.

>>16686999
Checked

>>16687255
>hooters is ass
I don't see any ass in OPs picture

>hooters
>oh man, the servers have big tits!
>go inside
>nothing higher than a c cup
That's fucking stupid.

>>16686999
Loved this place.
When I was 13.

>>16687300
Damn, just looked at OPs pic. No hooters either. Just like everything else, they don't build em like they used to.

>>16687349
The file name does imply this is in Tokyo, though. So you have to compare them with your average young Japanese woman

>>16687300
>hooters is ass
that means their food sucks...but yes...currently the girls are ugly and fat....or both

>>16686999
who, over the age of 15, even pops boners in public just by looking at women anymore?

>>16687377
that's the Hooters in Tokyo.
those girls have what's considered, perfect asses in Japan.
Small, firm, tight.
Only blacks and abbos like big floppy brappers

>>16687381
To be fair, the joke he's referencing was written in about 2000

>>16687366
What, they don't have breast implants in Japan? Why even live?

>>16687381
I do. 37. Why?

>>16687381
Sorry about your erectile dysfunction bro
Maybe you should stop watching porn for a while so your penis works as it should again

>>16687385
>Only blacks and abbos like big floppy brappers
That's because they're right

>>16687459
>>16687470
That ain't normal, you guys sound like incels. The only time it's acceptable to get blood rushing to your cock is when you're flirting with a woman.

>>16686999
>3 horse face chinks
>0/6 tiddies
>0/3 asses
Damn son where'd you find this

>>16687381
i wish i could
losing the frequent and easy rock hard boners was absolutely one of the worst parts of aging, fucking sucks
i nut once now and it takes me like days to get hard again
naturally, i blame the jews

>>16687030
i wa po fri ri

>>16687745
10/10 if comparing to insects

>>16687638
I, like all people, have my share of problems in life, but do not consider "too many boners" to be one of them.

>>16687192
This, you go to hooters to be surrounded by graceful, decently dressed women. It's a haven from the decadence outside.

I like to go to Hooters and open up with a "hey sweetheart" or "wow, im glad my wife isnt here!" then ask for an appetizer suggestion. Whatever she says, I follow up with a crisp "thanks doll. Btw, my buddy Ralph here's getting married next weekend. Think we can get him an extra fried pickle app, or maybe something extra special?" I blow snot into all the napkins I use and ask for water refills that I dont drink because I already have a pitcher of sangria. Whenever she brings my debit card back after paying, I call her "hun/hon" and tip 11%.

I love Florida

>>16688056
Are you a hooters girl or a sad Twitter liberal acting out what you think these losers say at hooters?

females scare me, I wouldn't dare eat at this establishment

>>16686999
Their whole schtick is waitresses with fat tits, why would they hire asians with A cups

>>16688074
Neither. You just get defensive because someone mocked Hooters customers. Think about that.

>>16688074
Given the mention of tipping I'm going with male waitress.

>>16688056
I live by the first Hooters, but haven't been since the mid 90s
do they still wear stockings?

>>16688235
Is someone keeping you in Florida against your will?

>>16688283
actually yes, the humidity drives me nuts and I'm leaving as soon as I can
where do you suggest. somewhere with actual seasons would be nice, instead of 10 months of summer and 2 months of spring

>>16688742
The south of France.

>>16686999
>going to a hooters in tokyo
>not going to the muscle girl bar

>>16687004
>>16687192
>>16688015
fucking kek. you guys made this anon's day. it's been a rough one.

>>16688883
>implying I’m not gonna be a regular there once Japan opens back up
All the girls I normally requested at theme-cafes/bars quit over the last year ;_;

>>16688883
If I can’t sip a flaming B-52 out of their bellybuttons I’m not going.

>>16688883
>not going to a soapland and getting a ripstart

>>16690214
Soaplands don’t have musclegirls, kohai.

>>16688883
For me it's all of them. At once.

I prefer bonerless chicken

ITT: white faggots who don't know bout Viet tea cafes.

>>16690434
>some commiefornia shit

Yeah white people wouldn't know.

>>16690434
that bitch on the right is hot as haleeeee

>>16690434
gross

>>16688056
based

>>16687255
> hooters is ass
No that's my other favourite restaurant Brappers

>>16688742
Due to all those reasons and more I moved to Colorado and loved it at first but it's been 8 months and now I hate it so I'm moving back. Florida is based.

>>16687262
Quite like the ranch as the hooters I see her at

>>16687385
Because blacks and abbos have higher testosterone than Asian men

Hooters definitely varies by location, the one near me is actually pretty decent. The key to hooters is to go with a girl and not a group of guys, you have a lot more fun. My girlfriend hooks up with women on the side and she’s cool with me flirting and checking out with other women. We have always have fun there

>>16690434
Just go to a juicy bar at that point coomer.

>>16687030
If only this existed irl...

>>16691496
how do you get the orange out of your bed sheets?

>>16691496

Terrifying

>>16691615
Weak genetic line. These are the best women in the suburbs. 1, 4, 5, 6 are great future mothers of good athletes and 2 and 3 already have multiple promising kids in soccer and baseball youth programs.

>>16687783
there's a difference between still being able to pop nice hard raging boners and just popping random boners in public because you saw a girl's ankle cuz you're 12 years old.

>>16688883
Please beat me up then fuck me.

>>16691496
move the pale one to the right and you have a gradient of fake tanning

>>16688742
>somewhere with actual seasons would be nice, instead of 10 months of summer and 2 months of spring
seconding this as someone looking to get the hell out of California

>>16691331
Why do you hate it?

>>16688883
What do I have to do to get one to cuddle me tightly and speaking softly into my ear say that she'll protect me?

>>16691943
what if it's an exceptional ankle?

>>16687638
i'd kill to know what that clip is from

>>16687004
Hooters will be considered a classy establishment in 10 years.

>>16691496
>orange skin
>fucked up hair
>caked on makeup
Do white people really?

>>16687262
kys fag enabler

>>16688056
I swear that I've seen this post before almost word for word, but there aren't any other matches in the archive.

>>16686999
>go to hooters for the first time
>waitress has a flat chest and a lazy eye
never again

>>16691496
4 is the only one I find objectively unattractive and I can't decide if 2 and 3 look weird because of the picture but the latter is the one I prefer between the pair. 1 and 5 are hot as fuck though; like I'm getting a quarter chub just looking at them which is unusual for fully clothed women for me. 6 is almost equal to 5.

>>16692814
>Clearwater, FL

yep

At Hooters, are you allowed to just stare at the workers' tits? Like, just stare at it and make people uncomfortable

>>16691496
I'll take number 1 please

>>16691995
There are a lot of issues with the weather here that you wouldn't think of here too, not worth listing but they'll start to piss you off same as in Florida. The real issue is the culture, there are actually a lot of major drawbacks to having a "chill" culture and a white majority this strong, the people are really fragile and sheltered.

Florida called bullshit on corona earlier and louder than much redder states because we are tougher and much more comfortable with controversy. People in Colorado have that disgusting "don't tell me those facts they make me uncomfortable!" attitude and still think there is an inherent ethic to blindly following authority.

>>16686999
>Be 14, think Hooter's is the best shit ever
>Turn 18, realize the strip club across the street serves food
>Get your wings from a nked girl

>>16690434
I just found out that this was a thing. Do these exist in LA? Also are "white" people allowed?

>>16688077
based

I went there once for all you can eat wings or something and it was one of the worst restaurants I've been to.
The wings were disgusting and the waitresses were not only uglier than at most places but also major cunts. Glad it closed down.

>>16687381
people who arent porn addicts

>>16695211
you sound like an arab

>>16691519
It does. It's called Biden's Basement.

>>16696157
t. russian facebook poster

>>16687262
>femboy hooters
>tranny

>>16690434
the fact they wear stripper heels makes me so diamonds

>>16691496
>cu/ck/

>>16687262
>femboy hooters
It’s just a gay bar

>>16687332
They got sued for discrimination like 15 years ago so now they can’t turn down members of the itty bitty tiddy committee anymore.

>>16688056
Was this written by AI?

>>16691982
>losing to a fattylifter
sad

>>16691496
From left to right:
Real
Fake x3
Can't tell
Fake