/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16683543
Do Americans really?

>>16683543
i would need at least 2 bottles of ketchup to finish all of this

>>16683543
Yeah, what point are you trying to make?

>>16683543
Its a shame you can't tell America and Great Britain apart

>>16683545
>>16683543
I've only ever seen these type of "meals" from british people. Never once in my life have I seen a meal box in America like this. Maybe in big cities like LA they have hipster shit like this, but it's not common at all.

>>16683543
Well played my stinky brown foreigner "friend"

>>16683543
This is a british meal.

>>16683543

Its always seems weird to see slice marks in melted cheese.

>>16683545
Surprisingly, no.
But don't worry, we do much worse than that shit.

>>16683543
It's british. You can tell from the two different kinds of fries.

>>16683648
You can tell by the lack of seasoning kek

>>16683648
One's technically a potato wedge, or as we call it in the northwest and some parts of the south, a "Jojo".

>>16683545
No but brits do

>>16683601
>Maybe in big cities like LA they have hipster shit like this
not even in LA

>>16683601
And I honestly have no idea why. It'd be a hit to have a chippy in the land of Amerilards. Hell I'd start one myself if I wouldn't feel so bad about literally killing people by clogging their arteries.

>>16683543
That looks like shitty supermarket pizza

>>16683545
I would if it existed here but it doesn't.

>>16683543
Why skimp so hard on the sauces when you're so generous with the portions?

Not even Jack in the Box has something this bad. Pretty sure we have nothing like this here in the land of the free.

>>16684015
True. But in Great Britistan this is considered to be a gourmet deluxe pizza.

Americans don’t eat french fries with pizza

>>16683543
Ahhh, the infamous garbage plate.

>>16683543

>>16683543
obsessed.

>>16684129
when i see a US flag in a crowed I assume it's some kind of riot.

>>16683543
OP GOT THIS IMAGE FROM SOME FAGGY BRITISH ICON

>>16684156
You're not wrong, weirdly doesn't indicate if it's a foreign or domestic riot either.

>>16683545
I'm sure there are plenty of fatasses who could pull it off, but I could probably get only a fourth of it down before feeling like shit.

>>16684162
> fat ugly brits continue to blame other nations for their problems
No way.

>>16684162
>>16683601
>>16683557
>>16683636
>>16683648
Why do Americans always fall for this low effort shitpost? You realise yuropoors keep doing it because you reply in earnest every single time, right?

I wonder if my local kebab shop sells these, I live in canada and I'm interested in experiencing this schlop.

>>16683543
What's the yellow in the cheese?

>>16683543
There's hardly any meat in there. No American would tolerate that.

That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat the entire munchie box in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>16684203
>~140 square inches of grease, potato, and chicken is a fairly small amount of food

>>16684212
Yeah. I mean for a masculine, adult man its basically a light snack.

>>16684212
might want to get your T levels checked if you couldn't polish that off comfortably in one sitting, bud

>>16684230
806 ng/dL bub
I'd rather eat op's pic's weight in beef

>>16684177
sneed

lots of people taking the bait in this thread

>>16683543
No it isnt. Thats like a dinner for 4 or a party dinner or something

>>16684177
It gets boring seeing the same dumb joke posted over and over in every single thread every single day

>>16684192
Agreed, add in some BBQ ribs, smoked sausage, or fired chicken quarters and I will order this every Saturday night.

>>16684485
It's even more boring seeing americans take it seriously every time, even when it's as obvious as OP Americans simply can't help themselves.

>>16684493
Similarly you can't help yourselves from posting the same thing over and over and over, the only thing worse than a bad joke is an old joke

>>16684386
or a snack for one big lad

>>16684494
I don't make these kinds of post, mate, but you'd think after seeing this shit on a daily basis americans would wisen up to the fact they're getting baited.

>>16684511
When it's in literally every thread you get desensitized to it after a while

>>16683601
Ok Cleetus.

>>16684521
>posts unmistakably japanese food in a large quantity
>''do americans really?''
>americans, for some reason, scramble to correct the OP
I just don't get it.

>>16683543
I've lived in fat parts of this country. I've seen what this country offers the fat. This is not American... this is clearly british

>>16684543
Thanks for the correction, no one at all would have been able to tell that a munchie box is a UK thing instead of American without your post.

>>16684534
Well some of you yuros seem to genuinely believe some of the goofy shit you post about america so it can be hard to tell sometimes

I am the Anon who wanted to open a chippy in America and considered having munchy boxes but I will never have garbage like this.

>>16684590
It would probably go over fairly well here honestly, I'm surprised we don't have them already. Mexicans do something similar with their shit sometimes but it's not really common outside of the border states, and outside of that I can't really think of anywhere that does big variety boxes like that

>>16684595
It's too fucking much, that's the problem. You'd have to realistically sell OP's pic for what, $20+ in any city/metro that could support a munchy box place? And most of it wouldn't even be good or help your reputation. I know what you mean about border states with how Mexicans do it but all I can see is wasted food cost.

>>16683545
No but I wish we did.

>>16684607
I think it would work for pizza or hotdog/burger places that have piles of cysco sides on the menu and you could have it as a semi pricey stoner option alongside normal food

>>16684607
It'd be something you buy when you have friends over, I don't know anyone that could eat all that shit to themselves in one sitting

>>16683543
What? No sides?

>>16683601
>hipster shit

>>16684162
People forgot about this guy and stopped posting him after two weeks. Youtube algorithm zoomers are cruel.

>>16684821
I watched the fish cake one he did the other day and I'm not even a bong, it looked really good. Fat cunt bong takeout seems like top shelf shit

>>16683651
Rather than seasoning I’d say it’s the lack of drink, dips and sauces that makes it obviously not American to me. Oh and also the pizza looks like shit. The US cannot be beat when it comes to take-out style pizza.

>>16684534
75% of posters on /ck/ are algorithms, anon. Everyday you’ll get the same threads with the same replies.
4chinz in general is a learning platform for algorithms from different companies.
>>16684587
You can blame Hollywood and the general media for that. US cultural export in yuroland is absolutely ridiculous.