/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just good to be able to tune your pain to the appropriate levels.

i have 1 large bottle of franks red hot. im somewhat of a spice connoisseur :)

>>16677499
I only have 1 bottle that my grandpa made with peppers from his garden

I have two bottles but they are the same sauce.

>tfw own ~12 sauces and notice the hair on top of my skull noticably thinning out
wtf bros, the memes are true???

Don't be an asshole. Franks red hot is barely a hotsauce and it's good all arounder for mediocre food. Chili paste for cooking or to spice up food that's already cooked. And something that goes well with tacos or other mexican shit, because it tastes weird as fuck with franks or chili paste. Grab something like Chalula.
Not excessive. People that collect hotsauce deserve to receive the same scorn as beanie baby collectors.

>>16677522
>Don't be an asshole. Franks red hot is barely a hotsauce and it's good all arounder for mediocre food. Chili paste for cooking or to spice up food that's already cooked. And something that goes well with tacos or other mexican shit, because it tastes weird as fuck with franks or chili paste. Grab something like Chalula.
>Not excessive. People that collect hotsauce deserve to receive the same scorn as beanie baby collectors.

We get it, you cry like a fag at the mildest hint of spice and you need to cope with threads like this. Just saying, it's best if you talked it out with a therapist or something instead of making shitty posts.

>>16677518
>frogposter
The evidence is very conclusive.

>>16677499
My family buy me hotsauce every christmas now
>Anon you gotta try these meme noodles
>"I have they're not that hot"
>Okay prove it your dad cried and couldn't finish them
This is why I don't tell people irl anything

>>16677528
Very creative shitposting, fren.

Can't tell if comment is meant to troll just b/c honest response, or if you seriously think that makes sense. Also, too many teeth and no BLM pin.

>>16677545
>This is why I don't tell people irl anything
I learned that since middle school.
Every time I opened my mouth I would get into unnecesary trouble.

Frank’s is a good all around sauce fuk da haterz
Really you just need a good vinegar based sauce, one really hot sauce for soups and the like and siracha

>>16677499
you only need two types of hot sauces, mexican and louisiana vinegar hot sauces. the rest are a novelty.

I literally heard this exact interact at a restaurant last night:
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make it's debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
Wtf is wrong with these people?

>>16677573
That would be very funny if it was ironic.

>>16677499
>owning more than 1 kind of liquor
PLEASE tell me you aren’t an alcoholic

I have 3:
Frank's
Cholula
Secret Aardvark

>>16677653
But alcohol doesn't go bad after a few days.

>>16677499
But hot sauce doesn't go bad after a few days.

>>16677499
valentina and crystal.
valentina is for wings, crystal for everything else.

>>16677573
>going to a restaurant
i see you're still living in the past.

>>16677653
This, but unironically.

T. Owner of various 4 dollar liters of alcohol

>>16677499
I have a large garden plot where I grow various pepper varieties and then I ferment them and make hot sauces. Yeah I have many but no I don't "collect" them I made them all.
>but neckbeards on reddit like what you like!
oh well

>>16678211
>>16678226
>>16678269
>WE NEED ILLEGAL UNVAXXED IMMIGANTS NOW!!!!
Yeah, uh... Kill yourself?

>>16677499
oh man, hot sauces are soy now? can't eat them anymore now :(

>>16678279
>WE NEED ILLEGAL UNVAXXED IMMIGANTS NOW!!!!
spergy bot post or what?

>>16677499
I own more than one, but I'm not a collector. I have Franks for basic-bitch things, I have Sriracha for the memes, and I have sambal for cooking.

>>16677855
But it does.
That's why collecting sauces is fucking stupid.

>>16677499
i have three bottles

louisiana for muh gumbo
scorned woman for muh eggs
Ghost pepper sauce for chilli

all you need

>>16678408
But it doesn't.

>>16677531
How does it feel to have your whole personality based around stupid ass hot sauce? I'd ask my brother who used to unironically collect hot sauce but he's in jail for diddling kids

>>16677566
Guess you should have learned to swallow slut

>>16677499
I own 3, a hot one, a vinegary one, and one good for eggs
it's ok to like things anon

>>16678339
Thank you for your concession cattle go back to work everything is ok! Go back to work anon shhhhhhh ues its ok your benefits are over shhhh its ok just go get yelled at by some stacy or boomer for shit you dont care about for little money. Im sure youll move out of your pod!

>mexican hot sauce
>chink hot sauce
>louisiana hot sauce
They each taste pretty different, the Mexican habanero shit tastes smokey, the chink shit has a bunch of ginger garlic and sugar, and the louisiana one has a lot of vinegar.
The chink shit would be gross on eggs, the Louisiana shit would be foul in a stir-fry, the Mexican shit would make for piss poor hot wings. Simple as.

>>16678463
Sriracha is actually great on eggs

>>16677499
that is such an innocent face it's absurd. he is giving off baby or kitten vibes.

>>16678485
it's the best on eggs

>>16677499
"Chiliheads" deserve everything that comes to them.

>>16677499
I think I have a bottle of Frank’s somewhere. I’ve learned to season food and don’t use it anymore because it’s only good for fried bullshit.

I have like... four, five??
>Valentina (and the hotter kind)
>Tabasco
>Frank's Wings
>Cholula

I dunno, I might have more. My parents gave me the Tabasco.

>>16677573
larp harder

>>16677499
I have three. Sriracha, Louisiana and Cholula.

>>16677499
Is that's the shoenice ?

>>16677499
Different sauces taste different you faggot

>>16678456
Oh, just an actual schizophrenic, makes sense.

>>16677499
I've got two hot sauces, one I really like the flavor of, and then one with a big scoville to drip into the first one.

>>16677528
In an ideal world, quoting a post and attaching a soyjak would get a government kill squad dispatched to your house

>>16678485
That's not what I have, it's some Thai shit my mom pawned off on me.

>>16677531

>>16678685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8
"People" who collect hot sauces are always the soyest of soibois.

>buy fresh peppers
>cut them up and put them over dish
Why buy soy shit when you can do this? At least make your own sauce if you're on a cooking board of all places.

>>16677735
hotsauce doesnot either retard

I have tabasco and sriracha.

>>16679437
You misspelled "fast food shitposting board"

does siracha count?

>>16677499
I've got frank's and crystal. I call the hot sauces from Louisiana Louisiana sauce.

I own:

1 bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's hot sauce
1 bottle of Tapatio
1 bottle of Huy Fong Srirachi

>>16679437
>move away from spics because I'm tired of having my cart stolen
>all the peppers I can buy are four times as expensive and much shittier
Plus it gets on your hands and you forget, then wipe your eye or take a piss-
It's a hassle.

>>16679437
because hot sauces are fermented and have different flavors, also posting the best hot sauce

franks red hot sauce is the worst hotsauce ive tasted

>>16679595
You can ferment your own too

>>16677499
tobasco and franks are staples of a complete kitchen in my area, you can have a third to be fancy

>>16677518
both indicate high test

>>16677545
tell them other stuff you're into
or that you're over food

which hot sauce is best for pizza?

>>16678452
I'm a wizard, fren

>see my local delicatessen has their own house made hot sauce
>buy it on a whim
>its got scorpion chilis in it
>first ingredient is mushrooms
>second is beer

The fuck do I even put this shit on?

>>16677518
Why is this site so fixated on hair lol

>>16679702
as your local delicatessen
probably only their sandwiches

Must suck being white when you can't even enjoy different hot sauces without other whites judging you for it

>>16677499
I feel we have done all we can with words like "shit" and "asshole" in these hotsauce names.
It's time to move on to racial slurs.

I own several bottles of hotsauce because I made a big batch of it myself. My mother enjoys growing peppers but doesn't eat them.

>>16677507
Nice bait.
I always have a few different sauces. Daves Insanity & Daves Ghost pepper sauce for different uses, then there is always 1 to 3 other random ones to mix it up. Right now I have some blueberry ghost pepper shit I found on amazon. It is the consistency of wine & bullshit, do not buy it.

>>16679595
WRONG.

>>16679911
>It's time to move on to racial slurs.

Nigga Jolokia when?

>>16678485
Great on a lot of things. You should try it on tuna rice cakes. Look for a recipe, it is brown rice, tuna, an egg to hold it all together, chopped onion, garlic, some other shit, baked in cupcake tins, my woman makes them from time to time, they were some old recipe she had from some subscription box or some shit, they are great.

>>16679911
>It's time to move on to racial slurs.
on /ck/ Flamin' Hot is a racial slur

On a side note, you motherfuckers have not lived until you put a dash of pumpkin spice powder into your shrimp cup noodles bitch. Works on chicken flavor, too. No, not because of pumpkin spice yearly fad bullshit - literally, it is amazing. It does not taste like pumpkin spice sweet-tard crap & you may as well consider yourself a fucking infant until you try it.

>>16679949
Addendum: You are not going to find this shit anywhere on the internet, stop searching. I invented this shit. I shared it because of the kindness of my heart.

>>16679949
Addendum 2: I have long ago graduated out of needing to eat ramen. I STILL get ramen cup noodles shrimp flavor - the maruchen spicy shrimp - put that pumpkin spice powder in there, just a dash - biiiiiiitch. You do not know.

>>16679911
>The Honkey's Horror
>Pig-skins peril
>Amistad in your ass
>Snow ape heat wave
>School shooter Scoville uprooter
>Insurgents detergent
>Nazi knockout
>ACAB all chilis are based
>Whites need not apply
>Pepper KKK
>No way if you ofay
>Redderneck
>Hillbilly hell

>>16679974
Redderneck is pretty good

>>16679974
I get that you're just trying to /pol/bait, but your premise doesn't really work.
If white people can't handle spice you're not really getting the message of "VERY SPICY" across just by saying that your sauce isn't for them.
Claiming that your sauce is too hot even for Mexicans would be more effective, for example.

>>16678529
He's a pedo

>>16678685
Any good videos of people eating seriously hot stuff?

>>16679819
because the average age of the user base is 14-18, so naturally they're terrified of looking old

>>16680092
This >>16679198

>>16679153
Why, does it strike to close to home for you?

I make my own fermented sauces. Lately made a fermented cucumber and green scotch bonnet with fresh dill sauce. Worked out great, not too hot. Next is green finger chilli and red scotch bonnet. The red is ripping hot. Gonna make spicy ketchup with it and some hot sauce.

>>16679819
>Why is this site so fixated on hair lol
its the one cope that can counter being a manlet

>>16677499
Fuck off you boring troll.

>>16677573
This was pretty funny

>>16677499
Do gochujang and tobanjan considered hit sauces?

>>16677499
Holy fuck what the fuck is wrong with this guy's fingernails

>>16678976
No

lousiana style cayanne pepper sauce
mexican cayenne pepper sauce
chipotle sauce
green pepper sauce
habanero sauce
other habanero sauce
novelty blueberry hot sauce
and then i also have a couple open jars of salsa

>>16677573
is this a copypasta?

>>16679153
>In an ideal world, quoting a post and attaching a soyjak would get a government kill squad dispatched to your house

>>16679153
>In an ideal world, quoting a post and attaching a soyjak would get a government kill squad dispatched to your house

>>16677499
i have like 10 hot sauces because i use different ones for different things such as tabasco on broccoli tastes like shit but valentina is perfect