/ck/ - Food & Cooking

All camel cigs are trash these just have a shitty little ball in the butt that you can squeeze to larp as a nigger

>>16663010
smoking is whack.

i knew a dude who smoked these but never crushed the crusher

like wtf is the point then

How do I join the smoking fandom? Is there a flowchart I can follow or something?

cancer

>>16663014
The only Camels worth smoking are Turkish Royal. Hate the new design on the box though.

>>16663014
Camel filters are the best mass market cigarette. They have enough chemicals to be satisfying but not enough to taste just of chemicals.

>>16663028
If you want to get into smoking don't, it's a nasty disgusting habit and will take years off your life. This is coming from a smoker.

>>16663041
Listen to him.
t. smoking for the past 18 years

no they suck as both types of ciggs

>>16663035
I don't smoke tobacco anymore but remember Camels as tasting/feeling like nothing and leaving you craving another cig right as soon as you were done with the first.

i miss him bros..

>>16663028
no, and I'm saying this as a heavy smoker. tobacco/potheads are insufferable

>>16663010
I remember smoking those in high school like 12 years ago. They're good if you like menthols I guess

>>16663010
They became my go-to when Parliament Menthols disappeared.

>>16663028
watch nick the smoker

>>16663010
Newport 100s are better

>>16663010
Hey is that Nick the smoker? That dudes pretty fly. I wish my grandad would let me use his shed to smoke a dart in. Boy do I love smelling like hot shit all the time.

>>16663204
if you smoke in an open space and practice basic hygiene you will never smell like it

>>16663279
this
smoke outdoors and hold the cig downwind

>>16663010
Imagine paying to get cancer lmao

>>16663279
>>16663435
Good idea. Then everybody except you will notice you smell like hot shit all the time.

>>16663279
Liar. Smokers always smell like smoke. As a young teenager trying to hide my smoking I would ride my bike at high speeds while smoking thinking the smoke wouldn’t stick to me. I was wrong.

>>16663465
you seem insecure

>>16663514
And you smell like hot shit whether you realize it or not

>>16663558
why are you seething this hard over something other people enjoy?

>>16664300
A girl told him he smelled like hot shit and she would never date a nasty smoker.

>>16663187
This

Also part of the reason I smoke newports is because other brands have too many varieties and I feel autistic trying to point the kind I want out to the guy at 711. With newports u just say "lemme get uhhh... newport 100s"

The only exception I make is for american spirits, their menthols and the black ones are nice

>>16663010
>food and cooking

>>16663041
Not everyone has a complete lack of self control like you

>>16664367
Post hands. My state banned menthols and certain peoples are seething and buying black market fake Newports

>>16663435
>>16663279
incorrect

>>16663010
>>16663016
>>16663100
>>16664367
>liking menthols
Imagine awful taste even among nigger-smokers

>>16663010
prefer marlboro nxt

>>16663010
Not really. You can put a breath mint in your mouth and achieve the same effect. Also, it's not like you have a choice; they're all "Crush" now.

>>16663063
>t. smokelet

>>16663499
Some people seem to accumulate the odor more than others. I smoked for many decades and even people who knew me for 10 years or more would marvel when they saw me smoking, "I didn't know you smoked!"
So even though I was a lifelong smoker, and smoked indoors, I never smelled like it.
Then, in the last 5 years, I started to have an odor about me that even I could detect.

>>16663028
Smoke pipe or cigar, something where you can enjoy the tobacco and the high. I've never really gotten addicted this way, just when I want a smoke once a month or so. Cigarettes are for chain smokers, teenagers, and people who hate their lives and want to die. They taste like shit and barely last long.

>>16664367
>other brands have too many varieties
You weren't there before the 90s, then.
There used to be 4-5x the varieties & brands.
You could smoke a different brand every day and go through a whole month or so without cycling back to the beginning.
It was like a wonderland, the cigarette displays.

>>16663014
Turkeys are good.

>>16664367
Yeah theyr my favorite American cigs those and the fliterless luckies
im in the UK most of our commercial tobacco sucks. I dont smoke fags anymore tho my lungs are too bad so I use snuss and occasionally smoke cigars

>>16663010
Lol. This fag is 26, about a year away from being completely bald, and looks 38

>>16663067
What happened to Dan?

>>16663035
Just smoke american spirits
>heavy nicotine
>thick packed and slow burning
>extremely organic, to the point of patenting an organic pesticide for their crops
>cotton filters that won't cut your lungs up if they burn
>completely compostable so you aren't littering

>>16664522
>Tarbox
to be honest she was destined to lose from the start

>>16664621
God when I smoked I loved American Spirits. Still kind of miss it.

Imagine being born after 1990 and smoking. Only white trash people do this.

>>16664568
imagine being such a dirty homo where you check out other guy's hairlines lol.

>>16664621
>20 minutes to finish one cig
No thanks

>>16664621
No. They don’t satisfy me because they don’t have whatever chemicals are in Camel filters. And they take too long to smoke as another anon said

i used to smoke. i replaced it with lifting.

I like the light green mellow menthol american spirits. I really should quit though, a pack of any cigs is getting up to $10 now it's fucking crazy

Smokers are jokers.

>>16663015
Cigarettes are actually good for you if you think about it.

>>16664659
>Imagine being born after 1990 and smoking.
1986 so my smoking is still OK.

>>16664787
>>16664776
its literally just a plant

I want to kill smokers
there's this fucking nigger that lives 1 floor below my apartment that just can't stop fucking smoking in his fucking bathroom, and since I live in a fucking shithole, his smokes makes it up some ventshaft and drifts into my bathroom which is connected to my bedroom
I'll wake up from sleep with a sore throat and reeking of cigs all because this nig can't help but lit a cig while taking a shit
FUCK

>>16664838
Literally how else do you take a shit without smoking?
Also lol at the idea you could get a soar throat from seondhand smoke, let alone adjacent room smoke.
I smoke all the time and I can't remember the last time I had a soar throat. Try drinking something.

>>16663010
Cigarettes aren't food you blisteting retard.

>>16664813
So is hemlock.

>>16663010
Smoking is dumb, only retards smoke

>>16664797
It was still normal when you were a teenager. When I was a teen, only like 3 kids from the trailer park smoked while everyone else avoided it.

>>16663279
You all smell like fucking dogshit. Its a distinct smoker smell that you all have. Ofcourse you yourself dont notice it since you live with that smoke 24/7 and have lived with it for years. Its less of a smell and more of a reek. Your smell leaves behind a trail. It also spreads to things you touch or walk close to.

>>16663279
I used to use nicotine & caffeine to offset other negative effects I used and when I tried to use nicotine again but couldn't vape I smoked for 2 weeks.
I exclusively smoked outside and would watch for blowback, my gloves, my hair and even my shirt & jacket reeked of smoke.
It's unavoidable, you will smell of smoke. It was so bad that I was using an ozone generator every day or so to help get rid of the smell on my gloves & jacket.

Not worth it. I used to smoke those but went over to normal cigs. It's all about what you're used to, in the end it all tastes like shit without the addiction.

Nothing like a nice smooth crisp ice Marlboro in the morning

>>16663010
Menthol cigarettes are for children, teenage girls, faggots and ravers.

>>16663028
Are you smoking?
No?
Then keep it up.
Yes?
Then stop.

>>16663028
Steal your parents cigarettes.

>>16667055
this, except I stole my friend's moms cigs then fucked her a couple weeks later when I was a freshmen in high school

>>16663010
hey guys how you doing nick the smoker here coming at you with another cigarette review

>>16664675
>if it's not a cheap chink-tier hoon I can blast my way through in 2 minutes I ain't smoking it
What, are you worried you won't finish up before your smoke break is over? Get a job with a union and you can start smoking actual tobacco.

>>16664621
spirits make me nauseous for some reason. it's not the nicotine because I chain smoke luckies all day. for some reason their tobacco makes me dizzy and sick feeling

>>16669970
>it's not the nicotine
but it is

>>16670043
explain how I can chain smoke for hours and not feel a thing. I can also hit mondo vape rips and be fine. explain that dummy

smoking is digusting

>>16669970
>>16670062
It is the nicotine. Luckies average 0.3 mg/cig and Spirits average 1.0mg. That's three times as much.

>>16669970
>>16670062
"Dizzy and sick" is a pretty typical description of a nicotine head-rush, the same kind you get when you inhale a cigar by mistake.

>>16670123
>>16670132
especially on an empty stomach

>>16664838
>sore throat and reeking of cigs all because this nig can't help but lit a cig while taking a shit

>>16663279
Smokers can't smell their own hands - you reek, don't worry. You're either lying or obtuse but I dont like you either way.

>>16664346
>incel thinks girls don't smoke
I know at least 3 chainsmoking girls or dames as people of your stature call them lol

>>16663010
Haven't smoked camel since I was a teenager.
It's a cigarette for teenage girls and burnt out women not grown men.

>>16663279
Wrong, you just can't smell yourself. You and your clothes and your house and car all reek.

>>16670959
I definately can

when u smoke are u supposed to swallow the smoke?

>>16664612
From what I hear, he was going to get sued by the Jew tobacco companies if he didn't stop making videos.

>>16672660
help

>>16664838
I'm the guy who lives below you. What's actually happening is I run an ozone generator for 3 hours after every shit in my bathroom and the ozone drifts up to your bedroom and gives you a sore throat. You should really fix your ventilation btw.

>>16672660
No, you spit it out

>>16673948
so you just let it linger in your mouth?

>>16674040
Stop being autistic.

>>16674063
i honestly dont know

>>16663010
This isn't 2005, nigger. I've yet to see a zoomer or a bugman smoke one of those in the last 10 years.

>>16664838
Just leave your fan on then

>>16674040
No retard you obviously swallow the smoke like you would food

>>16663041
This is the only right answer. Pretty much everyone but retards regrets ever starting. I smoked off and on for 20 years. I can't stand the smell at all anymore but my dumb ass still gets a craving I gotta fight off from time to time

Call me a fag all you want but i've considered starting to smoke purely for the aesthetic on multiple occasions.

>>16674845
wouldnt that just give you gas?

>>16674879
BPD girls are the only ones who might think you look cool smoking

>>16674879
thats why 90% of people started smoking, especially if they were kids
it looks cool

>>16668255
nice blog post

what a terrible thread

>>16663028
smoke a pipe!

>>16663034
pretty sure the new box design is a different blend, the stores near me have been selling both for a while now

>>16677347
Iv got a pipe you can “smoke” HA

>>16663010
I remember when oxycodone was popular 12 years ago and all the drug addicts would smoke those.

go big or go home

>>16672660

>>16677489
you americans are lucky to have such nice packs

>>16677383
nice what you smoking?

>>16672660

>>16672660

>>16664522
Better than the tongue.