/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16663542
I just looked it up and Barack Obama's favourite food is watermelon. So cool!

>>16664021
>starting a fun thread with a bad joke straight out of 2008
Cool I guess. Found out Mozart loved liver dumplings with kraut

>>16664086
>calls my joke outdated
>posts fucking jfk and mozart

>But the famously sweet-toothed dictator secretly feasted on chocolate biscuits and cream scones, Mrs Kalhammer says.
>A ‘Fuhrer Cake’ – an apple cake strewn with nuts and raisins – had to be baked each day and left out every night for him to raid like a naughty schoolboy as the rest of the household slept.
>He loved sweet things,’ she said, ‘and Eva Braun was our best friend.’

>>16663542
Ghislaine Maxwell's favorite food was cunny

>>16664098
I'm not OP and Mozart has stood the test of time

>>16664086
>liver dumplings
Whites deserve genocide

>>16664109
This is really funny to me for some reason. Eerily human.

>>16664109
Here is a screencap of the recipe.
>>16664240
Hitler was human, just like the rest of us.

>>16663542
say it frenchie
chowdah

kerry king (slayer) - filet mignon

>>16664240
fill me with joy to see cracks in the programming

>>16663542

OP's favorite food.

>>16665225
i don't think this anon got the subtext

>>16664240
>Eerily human.
When people portray you as worse than any evil deity for almost a century...

>>16664240
Don't believe a word they tell you. Hitler was an inhuman, primordial entity that was also evil incarnate. He was never a baby, he never applied for art school, he didn't eat food, didn't breathe, and he didn't like animals because he feared the wholesomeness of dogs who are man's best friend. Anything that even implies Hitler might have been a biological human at any point is propaganda.

>>16665945
I do love coq au vin

>>16663542
You didn't expect a guy born in Massachusetts to have a favorite dish consisting of not only one of the most common dishes in Massachusetts, but one it's known for? It's time to stop chugging dumb fuck juice

>>16664240
even the worst people were still human

>>16664086
Original Mozartkugeln were very different from the ones they sell now, eh?

>>16663542
"Taylor Swift’s favourite food is chicken tenders. Speaking to Vogueback in 2016 as part of their ’73 Questions Answered by Your Favourite Celebs’ series, Swift clarified that if calories didn’t count she would eat chicken tenders everyday[sic]."

>>16666347
>Hitler bad
>jews good

>>16666387
Taylor Swift gets GBP??

>>16663542
My mate Johns favourite meal is shepherds pie, he's a proper stand up guy 10/10

>>16666482
But is he famous?

>>16666483
He's a local legend mate

>>16666618
Don't forget Jeb's appreciation for guac.

>>16663542
I know you wanted someone to post Nixon so here he is

>>16663542
I looked up pepe and it says tendies is his favorite food

>>16663542
sonic hedgehog likes chili dogs

Gretta Thunberg only eats pancakes with rice

>We learn from Scenes from the Heart that when Thunberg eventually started eating again, she only allowed herself to consume certain foods. Her mother now has to prepare the same meal every day—pancakes filled with rice—which her daughter then takes to school and keeps in the refrigerator. Thunberg will only eat this meal if there is no sticker bearing her name affixed to the container, because stickers, paper and newspapers trigger her OCD.

>>16666849
I actually did lmao thanks

>>16666869
>pancakes w/ rice

Is that a swedish dish?

>>16666859
So does Obama I learned because the first post had me curious
>>16666849
Am I sposed to know what the fuck that is? Ketchup and icing?

>>16666886
i'd eat greta's sweedish pancake if you know what i mean

Well that was boring

>>16666893
it's cottage cheese with ketchup. it was one of his favorite foods.

>>16663542
>stereorypical nigger
I don't get it. Are you obsessed? Whats wrong with a black liking fried chicken or watermelon, since thats the obvious shit you're referring to?

>>16666849
>>16666906
He admitted the cottage cheese was just a meme dish he started eating due to health concerns and to promote people eating American dairy. Nixon's favourite food was known to be his wife Pat's homemade meatloaf.

>>16666911
Calling it stereotypical does not imply having a problem with it. Calm down tranny

James Hetfield sings for his dinner - meat & potatoes.

>>16666869
She sounds perfectly sane. I'm glad we base actual international political decisions on what she says.

>>16666845
I think you meant Jeb!'s

>>16663542
>Steve Albini
>A loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef

>>16665225
They say that, if you listen very closely, you might just hear the Führer tiptoeing on the boards of your living room. And if you've been a good Aryan, stayed physically and mentally fit, and done your part for the preservation of your race, he'll leave you a little something in your stocker.

>>16666941
What political decision has been based on what she says?

/ck/ - Big Four

>>16666940
What a chad

>>16667030
The EU forcing the auto industry to phase out diesel engines, the tax on AC, the immigrant welcome commities, the Central European University

>>16666618
i feel like he tries to act too texas
comes off as fake
chips and queso is great though

i have never had clam chowder in my life

It says here that Lexi Belle's favorite food are chocolate wieners :/

https://thestickyfacts.com/lexi-belle-facts/

>>16663557
are those leberkloesse by any chance?

>>16664240
>>16666347
>muh 6 gorillion
Never happened

>>16666940
GIMME SOUP GIMME FRIES GIMME SALAD ON THE SIDE

>>16663542
Lenin + apple cake

>>16666416
All women receive gbp. They have only accomplished anything by bitching and moaning where as men have had to spill blood since the beginning of time.

>>16664162
Be nice he was autistic. One of us really. Loved poop and dick jokes like no other.

>>16667250
Based

>>16666985
That's not true.

>>16667250
Doesn't even matter. He started a war that saw millions of young men with no skin in the game die terrible deaths. Millions more lost limbs and their sanity.

>>16667108
dude its so good, its the most comforting dish in the world

>>16669071
>he started
No. All he did was win the story.

>>16669071
Many more died under the British and French Empires, the USSR, and the USA’s meddling after the war

The Allied Powers started hundreds of wars themselves. An Axis victory was the only shot at global survival, now we’re all going to die under a toxic sky surrounded by mountains of trash because neoliberal retards are going to destroy our environment for profit…. until we all die out.

>>16663542
I searched "OP's mom" and the first result was black dick.

>>16666416
Giant black penis?

>>16669255
Classic mistake, good buck(boy) pussy

>>16669222
My mom is black so joke's on you heh

>>16663542

>>16667143
Literally fucking perfect. Why did she change?

>>16669397
Fill me with ur BBC papi~

>>16669411
I have heard of exactly three people on that list of "celebrities".

>>16665243
Showdeurgh

>>16666940
boring, much like his music

>>16664086
sounds pretty tasty

>>16669059
I don't know, big macs are super fucking expensive for what little you get. Why anyone would get a big mac over the McDouble is beyond me.

>>16670659
Are you a white grill (Mtf)?
Then aight

>>16667250
No one even mentioned the holocaust

>>16669183
>now we’re all going to die under a toxic sky surrounded by mountains of trash because neoliberal retards are going to destroy our environment for profit
You realize the stated end goal of lebensraum was literally making suburbs right? The environmental shit would have died with Hitler.

Interviewer: What was your favorite wild food?
>TJK: Probably the tastiest wild food in the Lincoln area is partridge berries, a tiny species of Vaccinium—the blueberry genus—that grows at high altitudes. The berries are so tiny that it may take an hour to pick a cupful, but the flavor is superb. Apart from those, my favorite foods are huckleberries, yampa, and the livers of deer, snowshoe rabbit, and porcupines.
Interviewer: Did you have any favorite meals that you prepared?
>TJK: I didn’t have any standard meals, since I just ate what was available at a given time. Generally speaking, my best meals were the stews that contained meat, vegetables, and some starchy food such as potatoes, rice, noodles, or roots such as yampa.

>>16671898
>my favorite foods are huckleberries
I swear to god most of the rocky states (especially Montana) are a captive market for Huckleberries. They don't sell them anywhere else and any restaurant in Helena sells huckleberry flavored everything.

>>16671898
Interesting.
I gotta get my mitts on some porcupine livers

>Favorite Food(s): salsa sunflower seeds and slim jims.
Allegedly found in a survey on Eric Harris's computer

>It’s been said his favorite food was scrambled egg pizza.
He really was a psychopath.

>>16666280
Who the fuck cares about JFK to know about where he’s from or what he eats?

Terry davis favorite food was glowniggers

>>16666859

>>16666869
>s-save energy!
>also all my meals have to be continually refrigerated
I'm starting to think this little greaser might be playing us.

Brazilian emperor D. Pedro II was chicken stew

>>16667072
Yeah bro that was all because of some retarded scandinavian girl

William Henry Harrison Squirrel stew

>>16665938
Of course a fat retarded slayer guitarist would prefer the least flavorful cut of of steak

Howdy there hoss! You washed up for supper?

>>16672466
>Cutty sark
Based

>>16666894
I don't know what you mean anon?

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet...

>>16664109
something strangely comfy about the mental image of hitler in his swastika-mongrammed pj's sneaking downstairs for a midnight snack

>>16666985
roast beef is $9/lb

>>16668948
lenin also loved siberian butter and made sure to always keep it in supply while he was in exile

>>16672683
You know most of that shit's gotta be cold already.

>>16672950
where I live they give it out for free

>>16663542
Alexander Hamilton liked these but with vanilla ice cream instead of whipped cream

>>16666387
she's perfect anons

>>16667103
nigga went to princeton of course hes fake as fuck

>>16672959
the cold McDonalds really rustled my jimmies more than the fact that he was serving fast food at the white house

>>16663542
>favorite food was probably Italian spaghetti, "enshrined in a snowbank of freshly grated parmesan"
>tried to spend $2 a week on food, usually spent less
Also, this fuckin autistic masterpiece of a sentence
>"...my tastes call for ... desserts as close to 100% C12H22O11as possible."

>>16670786
Chow dere!? Chow Dere!? It's chowda!

>>16673362
To be fair 2 bucks back then is like 50 now, I've done a similar "only spend 10 bucks a day on food" deal to budget before

>>16663542
>Jfk loved new england clam chowder did not expect that lmao
Who doesn't like Clam Chowder? I'd say all trustworthy people like it on some level. Only absolute degenerates hate it.

Well the king, he took king sized shits

>>16673468
>2 bucks was like 50 now
32.70 according to the website I just checked, with purchasing power being much lower in major cities. Keep in mind the 30's had an insane unemployment rate so an orange was 25 cents.

>>16666065
nice try antisemite

>>16666911
>Whats wrong with a black liking fried chicken
fried chicken came from scottish slaves, so it's cultural appropriation.

>>16666482
Based John.

>>16663542
This is the forst picture of the dish that showed up for me.
There were no pictures of people, but the first webpage result linked to "Aunt Jemima".

Falafel for Netanyahu.
The national dish of Israel, a proper Israeli food that goes back to Moses

>>16668963
Shut the fuck up incel. I feel so sorry for your mother. Bet she hates you.

>>16675736
Nah dog, she just willingly pays for all my bills and is proud of me for doing the simplest shit like wipe my own ass. It really boggles the mind that I came out a deformed autistic freak with parents like that.

>>16665945
Can you even buy this chicken anywhere outside India or wherever the fuck they're grown?

>>16664162
>He doesn't like liver
Lol gay.

>>16673468
Ten dollars a day is not very frugal, anon.

>>16675749
Next time you see your mom, ask her, "Is the only reason you're taking care of me is so that I can take care of you when you're too old to take care of yourself?"

>curry on naan
Yeah i'm thinking Sakurai is based

>>16672140
She's not doing shit, she was groomed from birth as a tool

>>16675819
Wow dood, really makin me reconsider things here. Maybe if I follow after you I can pass my Walmart entry exam.

>>16675862
You know I'm right, and you'll have to live with that little fear in the back of your mind until your mom has her first bad fall or heart attack.

>>16675884
Holy shit Freddy Krueger. You got me on the ropes, good thing all of that shit is out of my control and already sorted out lol. I’d hate to have to live with your supreme intelligence.

>>16675541
fun fact: it's really a Lebanese dish.

>>16675802
It's banned in the EU

2Pac's favorite foods, namely gumbo, meatloaf and (according to his estate) “his cousin Jamala's fried chicken wings."

>>16675736
>that pic
Stop this clown world. I want to get off.

>>16672991
You live at my mom's house?

>>16672959
>>16673044
Considering who he was serving, they really didn't seem to mind. In any case, he certainly wasn't the first fast food obsessed president.

Bill Clinton was and still is a big fan of McDonalds. Everyone remembers the SNL skit of him (played by Phil Hartman) sneaking around stealing food off people's trays at a McDonalds. His obsession went a little deeper than that:
>https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1993/11/14/mchotline-set-for-bill-s-mac-attack/

>What's President Clinton to do if he gets a Big Mac attack at his hotel during this week's Pacific Rim trade conference? Just call McHotline.
>A McDonald's restaurant is right across the street from the Westin Hotel, but all the president has to do is arrange for a Secret Service agent to call the front desk and place the order.
>Hotel operators then would use a bright red phone hooked up just for the occasion to relay the order. The hotel took it upon itself to set up the line, said Rhanda Rosselot, the Westin's promotions manager.
>"We thought we needed to anticipate any needs he may have," Rosselot said.

According to a McDonalds in DC, Bill Clinton's usual order was a coffee and an egg mcmuffin.

>midwits: NNNOOOOO, YOU CAN'T HECKIN EAT MCDONALDS!!! IT'S UNHEALTHY GOYCHOW DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU COMPLACENT AND FAT!
>apex of society: ...And I'll have a diet coke with that.

>>16666894
elaborate please

>>16672683
imagine harnessing the seethe from this picture you could be the most powerful being in the universal

>>16672466
>rat cheese
is that really a thing?

>>16664109
Can't stay mad at the guy

>>16666869
>tfw no rice pancake date with Greta

>>16670659
>>16666985
DID SOMEONE SAY BIG BLACK?
https://youtu.be/oaFNjY8UPOo

>>16676404
That story sounds like bullshit.
One of the reasons that extremely rich people sometimes like to eat at McDonalds is because it affords the ability to purchase food from a supply chain which would be almost impossible to control for the purposes of poisoning them.
Setting up a seperate order system would compromize the integrity of this arrangement, rendering it useless.

>>16677405
apparently bill used to like jogging past mcdicks and ordering breakfast much to the ire of the suits

>>16677551
>much to the ire of the suits
Understandable. If it's the same place, then the chances are you could almost certainly guarantee the ability to infiltrate the supply of food to the president of the USA by simply having a few employees working undercover at the place. Eventually, one of them will be on shift in the breakfast time when he is ordering.
This is why Bill Gtes just randomly picks a McDonalds.

>>16666985
Wish he did more Rapeman.

>>16666869
her dumps must take like 1000 wipes from all that starch

>>16677405
I'm sorry if you weren't around for the hilarity of Bill Clinton's presidency, but I assure you it's well documented and laughed about. Ask any "boomer" you know and they ought to remember that shit.
Most presidents loved their fast food around DC, but Bill was something else.

>>16676404
>>16677551
>>16677631
>Jim, don't worry, there's gonna be a BUNCH of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton. Fast food is gonna be the least of our worries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYt0khR_ej0

>>16678221
>we will never get these kinos with Biden in office
The true loss of our times...

>>16678198
She doesn't use toilet paper because environment

>The dish the Emperor [Napoleon] liked best was that species of chicken fricassee which has been called poulet à la Marengo on account of this preference of the conqueror of Italy. He also liked to eat beans, lentils, roast breast of mutton, and roast chicken. The simplest dishes were those he preferred; but he was not easy to please in the quality of his bread.
Never heard of chicken Marengo before but it looks tasty enough. Might try making it myself.

>>16678236
Cause humor has been abandoned for party loyalty and sycophantic horse shit

Shitlibs will never make fun of Biden for having a scatter brain

>>16678247
Sounds like a recipe for an impacted bowel

>>16669059
It's implying the average American cannot afford to buy both meat and cheese. It also implies deli roast beef isn't dry like sandpaper

>>16663542
>Brent Smith (Shinedown)
>Club sandwiches
Couldn't really find a definitive answer

>>16673362
There's a lovely letter he wrote to someone about discovering a diner in Providence where he could get a cup of coffee and a bowl of beans for $.05, and he joked that he would start making the several mile walk there daily just to save the money.
The man was a treasure. I regret that I'll never get to have coffee and plain pasta with him.

>>16672683
I remember that day, he was hosting the Harlem Globetrotters.

>>16663542
Saddam’s favourite — this fish concoction

> Ali had to learn how to make Saddam's favorite soup - a fish soup from Tikrit - from his wife. Saddam called it 'thieves' fish soup' because apparently they were the people who made it. The ingredients were very oily fish, onion, tomatoes, parsley and almonds, put in layers inside the pot.

>>16666894
Huh?

>>16678247
I dont use it becuse water does a better job
wed be perfect together

>>16664109
Why was he just the cutest lil dictator ever? Loved dogs, vegetarian, a cheeky sweet tooth, he could have just been a regular goofball had he not let 200,000 internees, some of whom were Jewish, die of typhus and dysentery during the latter days of the war when the supply lines were fucked.

>>16672018
It's just an open-face breakfast chalupa.

>>16678818
I've made it using this guide. It wasn't too bad. https://youtu.be/hkp3cFqzYWw

>>16668963
cogent, succinct and based. hats off and good fortunes to you, anon.

>>16666483
fuk off if uve never 'eard of john wankah

Pretty sure I don't even have to look this one up.

>>16679370
who cares lol

>>16665243
my sides, anon.

>>16678859
You’re not even worth it, lmao.

>>16664109
based

>>16678209
Explain please

>>16675802
>grown
Raised.

>>16663542
Matin Luther King, Jr.'s favorite foods were fried chicken and collard greens

>>16664162
Niggers and chinks eat far more dubious shit

>>16664240
hitler unironically had more soul than most people. do not believe the jews and their lies

>>16677172
>oh the fun doesn't stop there

Neymar "Menino Ney" Jr once said his favorite plate was "Rice, steak, fries, black beans and farofa"

>>16672683
the lincoln portrait above him really completes the ensemble

>>16680369
I thought this was fake, turns out it's real.
We live in great times indeed.

>>16677405
I don't know what world you think you live in, but assasins and ninjas were not around every corner, trying to poison Bill Clinton. Moreover, rich or even wealthy people in general do NOT have nemeses or assassins constatly targeting them. Stop watching anime and korean soap operas.

>>16666854
THATS SO LE EPIC!!!!!!!

>>16664109
>nuts
>raisins
Zero taste, mein führer.

>>16663542
To be fair, a more tomboy version of her would prefer sour and spicy (but not sweet) drum sticks.
With honey and mustard as dipping, of course.

>>16672142
The emperor was chicken stew?? No way

>>16675802
Hannibal made chicken soup out of those black chickens for Will Graham in the series and they live in Baltimore, but considering Dr.Lecter's appetites and pastimes, the legality of the dish might be irrelevant.

>>16679389
Thanks Anon, I will give it a try.

>>16680047
Mad

>>16663542
>Jfk loved new england clam chowder did not expect that lmao
they referenced this in The Simpsons

>>16675910
well, they live on Lebanese land

Thomas Jefferson was a big enthusiast for cuisine and had sally hemings brother(?) trained in paris. Have also heard he invented chicken and waffles but not sure how true that is.

>>16666845
>>16666949

>>16675830
>t. groomer

>>16664109
Hitler farted and had diarrhea most of the time, likely because he ate tons of chocolate while being lactose intolerant

>>16669411
Holy pretentious! Other than Madeley (croissant, tea, OJ), everyone on that list has at least 1 retarded nonsense item I've never even heard of before.

>>16664109
Rip

>>16666869
Jeeze, is that real? That is unhealthy

>>16672683
I miss his antics bros...

>>16680369
>>16680561
The entomologists who studied live-birthing cockroaches and their "milk" (a nutrient slurry) decades ago have largely derided this media bullshit. It takes a lot of precision work to implant a piece of filter paper in a cockroach and extract around 2 millilitres of "milk" per day per cockroach.
Even the original researcher who discovered this "milk" joked about how difficult it was to extract and nobody involved in the project was stupid enough to try drinking it.

Of course, for the media retards who have no sense of integrity, they latched onto the terms "milk" and "nutrition" and revved up their clickbait engines.

>>16666869
>Thunberg will only eat this meal if there is no sticker bearing her name affixed to the container, because stickers, paper and newspapers trigger her OCD
i have autism and tourettic OCD and I hate paper as well but i can't imagine not eating lunch because there was a fucking sticker on it
cunt
hope she dies

>>16664109
he even ate like a shitty little autist. no wonder you fucks love him

>>16671912
that's because they're resistant to cultivation and only grow in very specific areas.

>>16668948
>>16664109
really makes you think

>>16682183
>liking apple strudel cake makes you autistic
Fuck off, normalfag.

>>16682229
waaah, go suck on some tendies. Fuhrer-chan would've had you executed too.

>>16682235
Not a chance

>>16667143
When did she pork out?

>>16666416
pound sterling?

>>16664240

>>16680047
Then why’d you even respond to me faggot?

>>16664109
If this happened in 2021 you would all be crying about how some socialist artist was bullied to death by authoritarian.

Shame on you /ck/ shame on you for mocking this gentle soul's death.

Well I had to use Yahoo.co.jp since English search engines didn't give a result, but his favorite food has changed several times over the years.

Currently Kazuchika Okada's favorite foot is a patty melt from Whataburger

>>16665225
he had superb discipline though, great morals too

Branflakes is our guy. The King of /ck/.

>He would subsequently gorge on huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in maple syrup. (One of Brando’s nicknames for himself was “Branflakes”.)

> during the shooting of “One Eyed Jacks” (1961) Brando would eat “two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode, and a quart of milk” for dinner. This diet necessitated the constant altering of his costumes during filming. Because of this, at his birthday party that year, the crew gave Marlon a belt as his present with the card, “Hope it fits”. His birthday cake was labeled “Don’t feed the director” (Brando was the director of “One Eyed Jacks”).

>His second wife, Movita, actually put a lock on the house refrigerator. But when she awoke one morning, the lock was broken and Marlon’s teeth marks were found on a round of cheese. The house maid told Mrs. Brando that Marlon made nighttime raids on the icebox routinely.

>Brando also loved to frequent hot dog stands late at night, particularly the L.A. hot dog joint Pink’s at 3 and 4 o’clock in the morning, where he’d wolf down as many as six hot dogs at a time.

>Marlon was also once observed taking a 5-gallon tub of ice cream and rowing himself out in the lagoon to indulge himself.

>In what was possibly Marlon’s strangest eating exploit, it was reported that during the filming of “Missouri Breaks” (1976), he fished a frog out of a pond, took a bite out of it, and put it back in the drink… when you’re hungry, you’re hungry I guess.

>By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.

>>16683383
what is this body type called?

>>16683573
Hambeast

>>16683573
American Standard.

>>16683573
In international units? Absolute.
Standard absolute unit.