/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16649549
Sticking up your ASS.

Cheeks pulled apart invitingly from behind with your hands, gaping ass.

>>16649566
My bum crushes the weak shells.
Only serious answers please, I have 12 and have never used them before.

>>16649576
Put in ramen

>>16649582
Hmm. I have mii gorengs.
I might try this.
I thought you were supposed to fry it and put on top.

>>16649588
Frying egg is hard, this is easier

>>16649595
I lied. I have used egg before.
I fry them and put a pot lid over the top so the tops are sort of hard from the steam before flipping them.

>>16649549
I have autism but you can boil them, or cook them, or separate them and just use the yolks or whites. Mix with flour and make noodles. If they're fertilized you can hatch them and get a chicken.

raising your cholesterol
inb4 egg lobby shills

>>16649621
Egg good

>>16649607
>just use the yolks or whites
Please continue.
Apart from pavlovas/meringues I don't know what to do with separating eggs.

>>16649621
Do you not eat egg?

>>16649549
omelette

>>16649673
Are you good at folding them?
Mine turn into scrambled eggs.

>>16649686
When I'm paying attention but if it turns into scrambled eggs I don't mind. Both are good.

>>16649697
Omelets look better if you can keep it together.
They also seem like a better option as a singular meal.
If it turns to scrambled eggs, I feel like it's more of a side dish... if that makes sense.

>>16649736
True. Omelette is good on it's own, scrambled eggs on a nice toast.

>>16649736
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>>16649549
They're the most versatile protein I can think of. I can add it to most meals and it's cheap. One carton is multiple meals.

>>16649748
Are you implying there is something soy about fucking eggs of all things?

>>16649753
eggs are not a protein

>>16649756
I'm sorry. I think you are just retarded. My condolences.

>>16649761
do not make me angry, anon

I MIGHT LOSE MY COOL

>>16649764
E DOUBLE CAUSE TROUBLE

>>16649740
I have both on toast, I mean if it's scrambled I think it needs some mushrooms or snags.
>>16649748
you liek egg?
>>16649752
I used to have a couple chickens in the backyard and never could eat all the eggs.
The dog got one every day.
I rarely get through a whole carton before they are at their used by date.
>>16649764
I do not like that egg.

>>16649772
>I do not like that egg.

>>16649776
Is he still living in a car?
That photo must be old, last time I saw a thing of him, his hairline was behind his ears.

>>16649549
You can find Julia Child cooking eggs on YouTube and she's overviews what you can do with them pretty well what you want to do is learn how to cook them gently. One of the thing she'll show you how to do is basically get a pan that's not too hot put about a tablespoon of butter in it and then put three eggs in that you've beaten together. Then you want to cook them until they just start coming together and that'll be really tasty you can also add more butter. Eggs taste a lot better with butter and salt. Tarragon is another good thing to have with them. Another thing you can do with eggs is make a caesar salad dressing from scratch. You just need all of oil and anchovies and garlic and lemon.

>>16649884
>Tarragon
I can't recall ever having this spice.
I'll check her out.

>>16649884
>Julia Child
Is this patrician /ck/ viewing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS2-eyhlRA4

>>16649549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>16649549
Over easy
Over medium
Over hard
Poached
Hard boiled
Scrambled
Sunny side up (not the same as over easy)
Quiche
Frittatas
Omelets
Carbonara sauce

The list could go on.... I love eggs

>>16649549
Absolutely EVERYTHING HUH

I never come on this board but I see egg and I must say the old line

me like egg. egg good.

>>16649621
>raising your cholesterol
good if you're an alpha male like me

>>16649624
>her name is the block

>>16650226
>not the same as over easy
Yes it is.

>>16649549
Mmmmm, oh.

Oooh I'm about to cum darlings, I'm going to cum. My pet hare is pulling tufts of hair out of my crotch and my clit is throbbing. I want a mouthful of homeless cock.

Poached eggs are underrated. Because they're not fried they don't have too aggressive of a flavor profile so you can really mix them with everything. Slap them on a burger, over some rice, anything. Nothing more satisfying than splitting that egg yolk open and letting that juicy yolk run over your food.

>>16650927
Yeah, poached is best imo.
Do you make them in glad wrap or by spinning the water?

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>>16651026
I failed miserably at making a swastika while phoneposting...fuck phoneposting am out

>>16650241
Say it again, y'all!

>>16651935
How does he get out without breaking the bananas?

>>16651031
You successfully made an E for Egg, though.

>>16649549
>What are they good for?
Explosive diarrhea. Gas. Upset stomach, cramping

>>16652015
>How does he get out
he doesn't

>>16649630
>Apart from pavlovas/meringues I don't know what to do with separating eggs.
Hollandaise, Béarnaise, Mayonnaise, egg white omelettes, probably plenty of stuff in baking.

Flan, pudding, brioche, cake,waffles, pancakes, etc.

>what are they good for
absolutely nothing

>>16649549
War

>>16652020
What kind of eggs have you been eating?

>>16650741
Wrong friend, with over easy you flip the egg bug just for a couple seconds to seal everything in topside, with sunny side ups you do not flip the egg hence the name sunny side up because the yoke is uncovered.

>>16650741
Gere you go

>>16652019
Didn't notice until now

>>16650749
Hot

>>16649549
Omelettes are really good especially with veggies.

poached eggs are decent but I kinda have a phobia of them since my family can't cook them properly. Any time I was served eggs as a child they were given to me as a watery, jellyfish-like mess.

>>16653190
I have a steam-based 1970' looking egg poacher. Shit's da bomb.
The egg never touches water, easy to adjust doneness, no real work to do.

>>16652150
That's pretty much the same thing.

Absolutely Nothing

>>16649549
Fried rice
Custard
Mayo
Nog
Custard-based Ice Cream recipes
Croissants
Certain types of bread recipes
Cakes and Brownies

Beyond that, I don't fuck with them.

>>16652087
Yeah, those too.
Also making Lasagna noodles.

Egg is the most overrated food on the planet.

>>16653280
Also, egg-drop soup and egg foo young.
Hard to imagine a more versatile food.

>>16653267
this
i hate them
and i like mushrooms AND tomatoes

>>16653326
>i hate them
Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

>>16653332
gtfo egg council guy

>>16653324
Nah. I choke that shit down.
If not for lasagna, mayo, fried rice, pastries and sweets, I probably would skip eggs altogether.

>>16653262
No they arent, sunny side up is very runny and has a much less creamy flavor to it and way less rigidity to it

>>16650085
I think she's pretty good. She doesn't do a lot of gimmickry like you know bam reading big stupid things are going beautiful fantastic every time she adds an ingredient. She also isn't you know like funny like Marco Pierre White she's basically just going over techniques that you might not know and also it's old so it's not going to be low-fat or anything.

>>16649549
Caesar salad dressing

3 eggs
1 large clove garlic
Tin if anchovies
Olive oil
Salt
Pepper

Place anchovies, chopped garlic and 2 egg yolks plus one whole egg in blender with lemon juice. Blend to a paste,

Blend in olive oil, until desired consistency us reached.

Toss with fresh romaine fester parmesan and croutons.

Also, try soft scrambling some eggs and adding a spoonful.

Bon Appétit!

>>16649549
Better question is what arent they good for?

Can make a good breakfast/supper, like shakshuka, fried egg with some veggies or egg salad

Key part in the dinner like in making noodles, ramen or pastry

Even if your fridge is almost empty this godlike food will make sure youll get decent macros from whatever you are making.

God damn i love eggs

>>16649549
eating

>>16650973
>do you make them in glad wrap
fucking savage

>>16653765
I enjoyed her videos, watched a few of them yesterday.
>>16653795
>anchovies
As dressing?
>>16655508
How do you make them stay together then?

>>16655817
You make a paste out of the eggs, anchovies, lemon juice and garlic in a blender. You can also use a mortar and pestle or something like that, but a blender is a lot easier.

Then you add olive oil until it is the consistency you want.

>>16655817
>How do you make them stay together then?
they naturally do

>>16649549

THEY LET MOFUCKAS POST THIS
AND YET THEY BAN ALL PILK

PILKPOSTERS, RISE UP TO THIS INEQUALITY
THIS IS NOW A PROTEST THREAD

capcha: RSTAR

What has happened to eggs? Lately they always crack open in the water when I'm boiling them. It doesn't matter if I put them in cold water and bring it up to heat or directly into boiling water. This never happened before.

>>16649621
>thinking food cholesterol affects you
Go back to the 90s with your outdated psudeoscience.

What's your favorite way to marinade boiled eggs /ck/?

>>16655878
Pilk is not an appropriate beverage.

>>16649549
yolks for drinking
whites for masturbating/anal sensions

>>16655899
sticking them up my ass

>>16656198
How long do you leave them there?

is there a more based food than egg?

cheap. highly nutritious (literal superfood). 20 million different uses.

what's not to like? thank you based chicken.

>>16655894
>Lately they always crack open in the water when I'm boiling them
I usually have to use mini tongs to gently lower each one to the bottom of the saucepan.

>>16649549
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Egg, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, y'all
Egg, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh

>>16649549
boil 'em
mash 'em
stick 'em in a stew

>>16652180
Over medium squad representing.

>>16656506
they just like to illustrate him as an egg to soften the horror

>>16656484
They don't crack when I put them in, they crack from the heat. It's really weird.

>>16656542
Wow. Hmmmm...
I always buy "cage free", you?

>>16656550
Free range that isn't fed any soyshit. The eggs are factory washed but that never mattered in the past.

What do you mean Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
How could a person be an egg?!

>>16649748
>a wild faggot suddenly appears

Luckily eggs are now redundant and with the help of billionaires we can finally start saving the environment

>>16649549
What aren't they good for?

>>16656816
checked the ingredients
>water, mungbean-protein-isolate, canola oil, and-less-than-2%-etc.
seems pretty solid actually. In the past 2 years or so I've introduced eggs into my regular diet but if I needed a substitute this sounds fine.

>>16656866
And just think instead of having a naturally degrading eggshell, those billions of plastic bottles get to be released back into the wild of the Yangtze river from where they came.

>>16656508
Po-ta-toes

>>16656816
JUST EGG MY SHIT UP

>>16649549
Trash, seriously NEVER use eggs, just go without eggs. TRASH food for TRASDH SUB HUMAN pathetiC PITIFUL UMIE SCUM!

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>>16649582
Does rice cook the eggs?

>>16656508
Bacon and lettuce and home grown egg.

>>16656557
They're both fed the same shit
>>16656816
Vile.

>>16653765
you should improve your english

>Satiates you
>Nutritionally denser than a black hole
>Makes you go bald so you have to lift to compensate
What's not to like?

>>16649621
absoutely retarded faggot detected

either that or good bait

>>16656866
>canola oil
>seems pretty solid actually
I won't tell you to kill yourself since you're already doing that on your own.

>>16656510
+1

>>16656866
>canola oil
>seems pretty solid
You will literally just cram anything into that hole in your face, wont you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfk2IXlZdbI&ab_channel=PanosEgglezos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6DR_KWDoXU&ab_channel=PreventDiseaseTV

>dude seed oil is SUPER UNHEALTY
>all doctors are in on a conspiracy to make you sick
>thankfully this mommy blogger youtuber has cracked the code and LAID BARE the JEWISH CONSPIRACY to cause WHITE GENOCIDE with SEED OILS
lol take your meds my schizo friends

Let's talk hard boiled egg. how does ck do theirs?
I can never seem to get these faggots to cook right and peel easily.

>>16658596
Not fully, but there's also nothing wrong with consuming raw eggs from healthy chickens.

>>16660748
https://www.crossfit.com/health/ancel-keys-cholesterol-con-part-2-2

This is a pretty good rundown of the history associated with the cholesterol hypothesis. That's why you have all of this push to say seed oils are healthy because in some studies do they show a reduction in cholesterol. As the link will show these studies rarely show any health benefits and in many of the studies the actual results were suppressed because the the intervention group which was given seed oils actually fared worse. It's not really a conspiracy in the active sense it's that there's corporations with food to sell just like the sugar corporations. They want you to think their Foods healthy. One of the best predictors for heart health is insulin resistance and the response to glucose. There was a researcher in the 50s who noted that some people were especially sensitive to the amount of carbohydrate in their diet. Most researchers have now reversed their position I was actually talking to a specialist the other day and we discussed diet and he was quite adamant low-fat or seed oil fat high-carbohydrate diets were probably one of the worst things that were ever conceived. He actually displayed quite a bit of concern over what people were doing to themselves by replacing saturated fat with polyunsaturated fatty acids.

>>16660770
I find that you can either add vinegar to the water or you can do them in the pressure cooker like an instant pot and then they peel really easily.

>>16660770
>hard boiled egg. how does ck do theirs?
Remove eggs from fridge.
Bring water from a boil, carefully place eggs in boiling water for 7-8 minutes.
Remove eggs, place in water glass with tap water.
Let rest 5-10 minutes.
Use chef's knife to crack an "equator" around the egg.
Peel.
Never really had a problem.

>>16659805
>Makes you go bald
It bloody well does not.
>>16660921
>vinegar
That's a myth.

>>16661133
I've literally done it it's not a myth. You have to add a bit you know not just like a tablespoon but it does help.

>>16661314
Does it really help though?
Does it?

>>16655862
>that pic
why

>>16652180
I fry them in oil on both sides till they turn brown. I also eat about 9 at a time and I love them. You fags are ngmi.

>>16660748
Most doctors actually agree that seed oils are bad for you and should be avoided. It's only government recommendations like MyPlate that still suggest using seed oils and you have corporate lobbyists to thank for that.

>>16649884
Julia Child is patrician tier food goddess. She used to be a spy for the US government, then studied cooking in France. She was also like 6 foot tall, and her husband built her a kitchen appropriate for her height. Fascinating woman.

>>16649582
I put it in gyuudon and its really good

>>16649772
>The dog got one every day.
How bad were the farts? My dog would clrear the whole damn house when I was a kid and we did this

>>16652020
>he doesn't sauce his eggs with pepto bismol
Shiggy diggy

>>16656198
cramming*

>>16663124
>She was also like 6 foot tall,
https://youtu.be/eSxv6IGBgFQ

>>16663073
How's your cholesterol?

>>16663124
Yeah, wow that it interesting.
Was she spying on the French?
>>16663145
He eats a varied diet and his farts are always abhorrent.

>>16650085
Absolutely based, voice alone makes me want to fertilise her eggs

>>16655862
No they dont, it does take skill to make them nice.
You need really fresh eggs and getting a good swirl up.

>>16655899
Young boys urine usually. Tradational style.

>>16663699
I don't even know what that word means.

>>16663793
It's a scientist term that they use to make people think they know what they're on about, same as 'antioxidants' and 'gluten'.
None of these things really exist.

>>16650085
>blocked in your country
>America
what the fuck is this gay shit

>>16649549
Usually I just crush four or five of them inside the carton. Clean it up wagie.

>>16665098
>what the fuck is this gay shit
I know right? Who the fuck is posting here from _outside_ the Greatest Country on Earth™?

>>16663699
dietary cholesterol has been removed from the literature as a commonly accepted correlative for blood cholesterol for many years
same reason that eating collagen doesn't necessarily increase your body's collagen production because it just gets broken down into thousands of aminos acids anyway that your body uses for whatever deems is most important, including building it's own collagen for all the other protein you eat

>>16659794
you're*

>>16649549
Literally going to be the only affordable complete protein that isn't "the bugs" in 40 years.

>>16650226
>The list could go on...
I doubt you can name even one more egg dish

>>16649582
fyi when putting egg in ramen. Don't mix it up. Let it cook for a bit otherwise you'll have a bunch of specs of egg everywhere.

>>16649549
My mom's friend gave her a dozen of her chickens eggs and they were great.
Some of them were tiny. It was weird how thick and strong the shells were. I feel like they would hurt a lot more being pelted with compared to a store bought egg.

>>16660748
>>all doctors are in on a conspiracy to make you sick
No, they're just fucking retarded like they've always been throughout all of human history. Medical malpractice has been the leading cause of death for as long as doctors have existed.

>>16665584
>Medical malpractice has been the leading cause of death for as long as doctors have existed.
You misspelled "heart disease".

>>16665237
Literally impossible. Either people will be readily available or they won't and you will have all the space to farm you want; along with reemerged wild game.

>>16665098
America is not allowed to be cultured by a French woman.

>>16649549
Boil for 8 minutes, submerge rinced eggs in simmering water beforehand. Eat with mayo and toast. You'll thank me later.

>>16665595
Medical malpractice happens constantly, they just find ways to not call it that.

>>16666512
>Trust me, this issue kills most people, but only I know the truth.
Are you one of the lizard people?
What's your inside track?
Why are you whistle-blowing on the 4-chins in an egg cooking thread?
Aren't you afraid the illuminati will have you killed?
By the way: The Firefox spell-checker doesn't recognize "illuminati".

>>16666577
Illuminati fear the egg, they do not dare enter this thread.

>>16649549
I made a quick little quiche with a leek and three eggs for dinner yesterday. Delicious and very easy. Cheap too if you shop around for the leeks a bit.

>>16666577
I'll trust a Freedom Eagle over a Kibblesmith any day.

>>16649549
egg wash on a nice loaf of fresh baked bread

>>16649549
EGG, HUH
GOOD GOD Y'ALL
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
SAY IT AGAIN
EGG, HUH
WOW-WOW-WOW LORD
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
LISTEN TO ME

>>16649624
>>16650345
Leave Maggie alone, she is based

>>16649549
Waffles