/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16649634
directions to a mcdonalds

>>16649634
Why are you posting on an autistic mongolian basket weaving forum during a wedding? Food sounds pretty nice tho.

Id probably do the lamb, eggplant cream, and the parlsey salad or cevishe for dinner
Then the bilbok nest chocolate sounds fun for dessert.

>>16649634
is this a towelhead wedding or something. either way. enjoy it.

What's the difference between the tabule and the parsley salad with wheat?

I assume both are tabbouleh?

>>16649654
Whats with all the sprinkles is the bride 12 years old or something?

>>16649634

Based on that menu:

>Arak. And leave the bottle.

>>16649670
well the food is middle eastern

>>16649670
>Whats with all the sprinkles is the bride 12 years old or something?

Or maybe Australian.

>>16649670
Middle eastern deserts are known for being terrible. Basically all good deserts derive from the french.

>>16649634
I'd get the lebanese chicken rice since lebanese food sucks and it's genuinely hard to fuck up chicken and rice.

>>16649672
underrated

Lamp, hold the fruits to mix with dessert.
Fattoush salad since it has a funny name.
2 rounds of baklava, add the fruits.

>>16649634
>Teotiste
The fuck name is that?

>gay chicken
yeah we get it girls can marry each other now but making it a theme wedding like that is just cheesy

>>16649634
Ask for sherbet (drink) based on theat menue the staff will know what you mean.

>>16649634
Za'atar manaqish if you can get it, and baklava is pretty good

>>16649634
Whatever, but you better fucking Enjoy It

>>16649817
Robert made the smart move. He made some money then married a 10 year old refugee from the levant.

Chicken with yogurt and turmeric and the pistachio bracelet

>>16649634
If the Lebanese chicken rice is the thing I think it is then its great.

>enjoy it

Lamb but with the yoghurt from the chicken.

>>16649634
lamb
fattoush
finger cashew

>>16649634
Bridesmaid muff.

>>16649634
Kibbeh
Chicken Rice
Baklava

>>16649672

>>16649634
I’d get kibbe and baklava

>>16649634
Your getting up and out of that restaurant and into a car to drive somewhere that has more than 6 items to choose from

never seen hummus or ghanoush referred to as 'cream of chickpea/eggplant before'

>>16649634
Well obiviously fucking all of it, be a man.

>>16649670
>>16649672
Being middle eastern the chances of the bride being 12 is pretty high

>>16649634
If you don't get some baklava, then you've ruined it. Kibbeh is great too.

>>16649671
OWO

>>16649634
I do not even know what half of those dishes are
>no pictures
>no prices
>no ingredients
>'sweet table' text being as huge as the 'menu' implying the desserts not being part of the menu

>>16653020
>no prices
do you bill your family members at thanksgiving?

>>16653033
no, but every yom kippur

>>16653020
I suspect they just bring it out to the dining tables, in excess quantities, and you serve yourself. Or, if not so much a display of wealth, it's a buffet. Either way, you don't commit yourself to anything sight unseen.

>>16649634
The bride

What in the actual fuck kind of name is "teotiste"

>>16649634
Lamb, kibbeh, eggplant cream, I'm assuming "tabule" is tabbouleh

Baklava

>>16653082
> it's two mens names

>>16653020
Have you never seen the menu at a wedding reception before...?

>>16653926
Spanish name, from the Greek Theoktistos.
At least some times it is a woman's name.

>>16649634
One of everything.

>>16654085
>anons
>married
Pick one.

>>16654107
Ah, a fellow breakfast sampler. Patrician taste, anon.

>>16654156
I forgot, you have to be married to attend someone else's wedding. Silly me.

>>16649634
>Baked kibbeh
Why

>>16654198
>implying everyone has friends and family
>implying anons would get invited to a wedding

>>16649685
>Middle eastern deserts are known for being terrible
Baklava invalidates your entire opinion

>>16649634
Chicken and baklava sounds like a safe choice

>>16654231
I legitimately fucking hate weddings and have turned down several invitations. I'm dreading the day my best friend is gonna get married. I've told him with all seriousness, but I think he still thinks that I'm joking. I am not joking when I say that I'd rather go to a funeral than a wedding, I can't fucking stand them.

>>16649634
Is that two men getting married? No hate but those are two male names on the menu

>>16654556
You actually know of men named Teotiste?

>>16649671
My nigger. I love that shit

>>16654085
Normally you pick your meal before the wedding.. or it's buffet style

Baked Kibbeh
Lebanese Chicken Rice
Parsley Salad with wheat
Baklava

>>16649676
mm fairy bread is so good :)

>>16654552
t. 16 year old

>>16649685
That's just wrong