/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16642061
Stop being a fat/cheap fuck.

>>16642063
i am underweight for my height and gender
i am just poor, i have siblings to care for

>>16642072
KEK

>>16642061
If you're a woman just put a gallon ziplock in your purse and put dry stuff like egg rolls and crab Rangoon in there when you're certain nobody's watching. If you're a dude, tough luck bud there's no free to go.

>>16642061
I have autism and remember used to go to these places. The ones near me all closed after covid and haven't reopened, but my gf is from Korea and she makes a lot of Asian foods. I just miss them because the variety. You can get a little bit of like 20 things.

I used to put a large mayonnaise jar in my coat for pizza and indian buffets. Stuff it full of pizza or naan and tandori chicken. I never got caught.

>>16642145
this is how I fly

>>16642061
just grab another plate and funnel it into a ziplock bag at your table. no one's gonna give a fuck.

Carry it in your mouth and funnel it into a ziplock bag in the bathroom like you're feeding your bird child

>>16642061
Just take the most you can into your mouth, go to the restroom and spit it out in your underwear.
If they try to stop you sue them for sexual harassment.

>>16642061
Pretend like you're picking your butt, except what you're really doing is sneaking food in there to eat later. This always works because you just tell them you always eat this way and you have a doctor's note explaining your medical condition. Even if you get kicked out it won't be for smuggling food.

The chinese are the worst for food etiquette in public you have seen those videos of them at buffets???

>>16642061
get rhinoplasty

>>16643285
>jew_gets_camoflauge.jpg

>>16642072
> cook actual food for yourself
Its going to be cheaper than anything you steal

>>16642061
Nope. I cut a hole into the inside of my shorts when I was in college so I could try and take some orange chicken. Stuffed a ziploc bag full of it into the hole and somehow the woman working the front still knew something was up. She grabbed my arm while I was walking out and started yelling in Chinese or whatever

Then this old guy who was probably the owner came up and patted me down and of course, discovered the bag. He started yelling at me in Chinese and pushed me out the door

>>16642248
I fucking hate this board

>>16643329
>middle of a restaurant
>puts chicken in a ziploc bag
>stuffs down his pants
>thinks noone'll find that odd

Fanny pack or a purse SoundCloud shoulder bag. Put a plastic bag in their, find a table that you can’t be seen or where your body can hide the stashing. Put it in the bag inside your bag, women have an easier time. But damn anon cook your own food if you’re poor you can’t eat out especially not a buffet. Buy the almost expired meat and the damaged veggies and supplement with rice and beans for protein. Something like a fresh pasta or tacos can be made incredibly cheap.

>>16642061
Who tries to steal from a buffet?

>>16642072
Cooking at home is so much cheaper than eating out, anon, particularly if you're cooking for more than one person. You probably paid, what, $15? And for what? A buffet full of noodles and rice, which cost pennies to buy and prepare yourself per serving.

>>16642145
just keep a backpack on one shoulder so the opening is more subtly accessible

>>16642061

Just go to a food bank like a normal poorfag you fucking psycho

>>16643874
>A buffet full of noodles and rice, which cost pennies to buy and prepare yourself per serving.
I don’t think anyone really touches the noodles/rice at Chinese buffets.
Everyone piles their plates with meat and seafood.

>>16643272
Just looked them up holy kek....animals