/ck/ - Food & Cooking

and a bag of chips!

Both of their shits in a cup.

I'm hungry.

Now scissor

>>16631468
I know where that Baskin Robins is. I'm coming for you anon.

>>16631542
Can you set me up with the freckled cutie in pink?

>>16631681
thats a man nigga you gay

>>16631468
You in the pink shit in a bowl. You in the grey, piss in my mouth while pink shits I’m the bowl.

>>16631468
When exactly did people start shortening mint chocolate chip to just "mint chip"? It's not an ice cream full of mint-flavored chips, it's a mint ice cream with chocolate chips in it. It's mint chocolate chip, you faggot zoomers.

>>16631468
>how about a milkshake with a couple dates hehe
>sorry sir I don’t think we have those
>oh we’ve got some in the back, Kate
>one date milkshake coming right up!
>t-thanks
>enjoy!
>you too

>>16631710
in the other direction biden called a clearly white cone with black dots "chocolate chocolate chip"

>>16631468
I'm gonna need the wifi password.

>>16631710
Is this a serious post or are you being sarcastic? Dead serious

>>16631710
why dont they make mint flavored chip ice cream

>>16631749
I'm being dead serious. Over the last couple years I've noticed more and more people calling mint chocolate chip ice cream just "mint chip" and I find it baffling. When I first heard it I genuinely thought it was referring to a different kind of ice cream.

I only go there to eyeball the highschool girls and lament my lost youth

>>16631920
why do you call it ice cream when it's iced cream?

>>16631468
Are you me?

>>16631920
>>16631710
Whenever it was that people got tired of saying "chocolate" every time they order mint chocolate chip ice cream. Because through deduction you can determine that "mint chip" is probably the same thing as "mint chocolate chip" despite only having to 2/5 as many syllables.

>>16631694
Fuck off with your beta-male faggotry and just kys already and be done with it.

>>16631468
>Hi, uh yeah, ummmm. Could I get, ummmm. hmmm. Actually could both of you shit in a bowl for me? Thanks.

>>16631710
Well I was a kid in the 80d and at least since then

>>16631468
I'm going to wait for you in the parking lot bitch.

I'll put a knife in your cunt. I'm going to carry out the work of Gary Ridgeway. Your blood will baptise my uncut cock.

>>16632038
Meds. Now.

yes and? you get paid dont ya?

A scoop of gold medal ribbon on a cone, please.

>baskin robbins cuties
>31 flavors all night long
this would be like the absolute best fucking threesome ever possible

>>16631542
>image search
>im a hacker!!xXd!11+!!!!

>>16631468
2 pints of pistachio almond for me please, I'm on a diet.

>>16631468
Congratulations on getting paid to do nothing for 8 minutes.

>>16632361
>

Some people eat crazy amounts of ice cream at once. The regular, minimum amount my brother will have is a full fucking pint. I get “hyper” from eating a much smaller amount and I can’t imagine having that much at once

>>16632339
>a business where you can sample up to 31 qt's of different races/ethnicities
fund it. I'd choose a nordic girl and a thicc latin american.

>>16631468
>Hi there!
Hey.
>Welcome to Baskin Robbins!
Yeah, I know where I am, thanks.
>What can I getcha?
Some ice cream. Now be quiet so I can look over the available selections and make my choice.

why do zoomers never STFU?

>>16633006
You're rude. I'd add my man milk to your ice cream if I was making your order.

>>16633066
How would you do that without it being noticed?

Can I get the uhhhhhhhhh *turns 360 and walk away* phew that was close..

>>16631468
Are these women supposed to be attractive?

>>16631468
>yeah i'll have the rocky mountain brownie chunk
>thanks love

>>16631468
directions to the nearest andy's please

>>16633119

They're not fat, so automatic 8/10 here in Clapistan.

>>16632406
the dream job

>>16631475
jej

Baskin Robbins franchises closed up in my country for whatever reason. They're still around but there's none near me. Last time I had it was six years ago in Japan.

>>16631738
Kek

>>16632339
Do I get to eat them?

Do a 360 and walk out. Go right to cold stone and get one scoop of strawberry with gummy bears

>>16631710
Because despite making up only 13% of the letters, it creates 50% of the name.
>chocolate chi(m)ps

@16634856
Trying way too hard to fit in buddy. Remember to lurk at least 3 years before posting. Thanks!

>>16633119
>white
>thin
>young
10/10 in America

>>16635292
>@
this better be b8 m8

>>16635362
It's this retarded zoomer thing about "not giving them a (you)" because their brains are so addled by social media that they think a (you) on 4chan is the same as a reddit upvote or a twitter retweet or whatever the fuck.

>>16635388
Very true. Trolls are often referred to as (you)-farmers. You see them a lot more on /pol/ but using the @ is a way to try to limit their reinforcement.

>>16635450
For a troll it works as an intensified (you), retard. It's even more glorious if you get mad enough to put in that extra effort while still feeling a need to respond.

>>16631468
For me, it's world class chocolate
also mint chocolate chip
cookies n cream
cookie dough ice cream
chocolate malted crunch from thrifty's
I like ice cream a lot but I only have it like once every 2 years wtf

@16635492
Please stop talking to me. Thanks!

>>16635568
Not sure who you want to stop talking to you since your post link is broken, but I hope it's me.

>>16631468
These middle schoolers are very breedable...

>>16635388
Posters have been doing it for years. Lurk more, twitterite.

>>16635882
They've been doing it for like MAYBE 2 years now and it's always been fucking retarded.

t. 2007 newfag

>>16635903
Ok tourist.

>>16635903
It started being a thing back in 2011 at the latest. Although it was more prevalent on some boards than others and didn't really get noticeably popular until 2013 or 2015.

>>16631478
Based and scatpilled.

>>16635903
>like MAYBE 2 years now
lolno. longer than that.

>>16631468
Lemme get chocolate ice cream in a cone but can I also have a bowl too please senpai?

Thanks senpai.

>>16636890
>It started being a thing back in 2011 at the latest.
No. "(You)" only became a thing after the "enhanced" 4chan features were introduced years after 2011. Before that, you had to memorize your post number to see which posts below were replying to it.

holy fuck the girl on the left looks like the only woman i ever loved ;_;
do NOT post this again op

>>16637117
she also loved ice cream
fuck

>>16637117
Love isn't real. It's a lie people tell themselves.

>>16637101
They existed on 420chan, and people would do that then.
They were called "references" back then, (You)s were a later 4chan thing.

>>16637125
>yfw

>>16637250
He's almost right. Love is real, but you'll fall in love as soon as you nut in a new girl. You don't miss her bro, you just need to cum in a new one

>>16637271
thats not what love is but ok

>>16637287
Love is a chemical response that happens when you have sex. Sorry you had to hear it here, bud.

>>16637306
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>16637306
Gee you sure are fucking stupid. I guess I can't love my brother, dad, basketball, dark chocolate, etc. Nope, I can only love the girl I'm sleeping with, or my right hand lmao

>>16638241
Romantic love is different from other types of love. If you weren't so autistic you'd be able to understand that in this context everyone is talking about romantic love. However, I do agree romantic love isn't just hormones from sex; that does help with bonding and it creates infatuation, but real romantic love is something that develops over time as you become closer to someone.

>>16637117
Love was invented by madison avenue. Just go you're own way

>>16637306
>ohhh i sure showed it to him!

>>16638413
In English, cuck?

>>16638428
What's you're problem?

>>16638451
I have a hard time interpreting homosexuality.

>>16638479
Ask ur boyfriend

>>16638490
ok, bend over *unzips cone*

>>16638523
Joke's on you I have Aids

>>16635492
This
It's them admitting that responding to my nonsense would be retarded but can't help themselves not to respond. I very much enjoy it.

>>16632339
>>16632997
would

>>16638265
>"love is x"
>no it's also y & z
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
classic

>>16638679
Romantic love, familial love, friend love, and colloquial/casual love (I "love" biking) are all different things and it's clear to anyone without autism that the subject at hand is romantic love. No one is saying to need to bust a nut in your dad's ass to love him.

>>16638774
>"love isn't real"
>lol ok retard
>"akshually its just a chemical response when you cum"
>lol ok retard
>"WELL IF UR GONNA BE AUTISTIC ABOUT IT ITS ACKSSSHHHHUALLY....."
>mfw

>>16639082
I already said I don't agree with that other anon's cynical "it's 100% sex hormones" take. That's infatuation, which does aid in forming a bond but it fades and the romantic love is something you build up over time. I just think your rebuttal of "BUT THEN HOW COME I LOVE MY MOM WHEN I DIDN'T FUCK HER" is stupid because the word love has multiple meanings and contexts and that's clearly outside the current discussion, thus a dishonest comparison.

>>16639141
>love mom

You didn't fuck her but you were all over her pussy like bigtime

>>16639162
kek, you got me

>>16639141
lol ok retard. this all started because some anon said love isn't real (wrong). then someone said love is a chemical response after cumming (also wrong). simplistic views of complex concepts is the mark of a retard, hence my mocking you/him. explicit content supercedes implicit context. if some faggot says water looks blue, then I say no it looks green, and brown that doesn't mean you get to come along and say "in the context of our conversation I meant pool water!!!1"
now can you please fuck off so we can go back to talking about BR QTs and ice cream

>>16631468
What does 1 scoop of ice cream cost in your shithole /ck/?

Germany here i remember 1 scoop cost 0.30€ when i was a kid.
now days its around 1,60€

>>16639385
Hallmark loves you, and they do have their dick in you, metaphorically speaking.

>>16631681
What kind of animal is this?

>>16639456
Such a sad story, even their greatest rock scientists couldn’t solve the rubble they were in.

>>16631468
>he doesn't go to places just to creepily perve over servers.
>doesn't even get a free icecream out of it either just to be moved out quickly.
why even live

>>16639456
ok, boomer.

assuming your "kid" stage was at 5-10, and taking into account inflation causes prices to double every 15 years or so on average, i'd say you're about 40-50 years old. considering the price of icecream is the thing that bothers you, and not something that's more valuable, and less quickly consumable, you probably come from the poorer parts, which have likely seen greater equalisation, so you are probably closer to 40 than 50, but assuming you are comparing prices from the same location, definitely not less than 40.

so, technically, not a boomer, but a genx, but whatever, ok boomer.

>>16639491
monkey

a proboscis monkey to be exact
t. monke enthusiast

>>16631468
well I've got two girls, so I guess all you can get me is a cup ;)

>>16631468
>BR sloots
>one on the right looks like a boy
wtf is wrong with you OP

>>16631920
Everyone knows what mint chip is. There's no communication problem there.
Is it the 8 minute wait that's the problem? They're not making you do stuff for 8 minutes, so I don't see how that's a problem.

>>16639964
Mint chip is when the chips are minty, like crushed up Andes in your ice cream but not actually crushed up andes.

>>16639555

>>16631710
ill have a sccop of mint slash chip in a cup.

>>16639976
That's probably a fair point, but its not how people talk where I live
t. south california

>>16631927
Its called ice MILK

>>16631738
underrated

>>16638265
>Romantic love is different from other types of love
fucking bigot

I fucking love Baskin Robbins

And before any of you retards say anything, it's a fucking bandaid because I hit my thumb

>>16631468
daiquiri ice please.

>>16640259
>it's a fucking bandaid
what is?

>>16631755
...what is this website selling exactly?

>>16631468
>hey, can we start off with a round of pilk for the boys?

>>16640866
forgot pic

>>16640852
what he's holding

>>16631681
oy vey

>>16640852
Wondering the same thing.

>>16631468
I just go to Kroger and buy their ice cream. They have 48oz tubs of ice cream for less than 2 bucks and they have a lot of variety and they all taste pretty good

>>16640901
that's an icecream cone, is the name of that particular one or something, or is it just a promotion if you show you got jabbed, but even then he said he had the booboo on his thumb¿ huh kinda wiered

>>16640259
you hold cone like a fag

>>16631468
The jewess on the left can foad, Some nice soft poo in a cup from the right.