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16635375 No.16635375 [Reply] [Original]

If you don't like oysters and beer then fuck you.

>> No.16635524
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16635524

>>16635375
Oysters and beer are literally my favorite food. I eat them every chance i get and especially every birthday I get 3 dozen just to myself. I plan on moving close to the ocean to get them more often.

>> No.16636272

>>16635375
I love oysters too though I can see why people wouldn't because of the strong flavor. What I don't get is when people complain about the texture. They are a bit slimy but that's perfect for cramming up my ass.

>> No.16636277

>>16636272
sloppa clam shit

>> No.16636278
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16636278

>>16636272
>he puts soft slimy things up his ass instead hard dry things

>> No.16636523

so are you supposed to chew these mother fuckers or what?

>> No.16636528

i like beer and i love me some seafood today*munch munch* but im a wine femanon espacially when it comes to seafood

>> No.16636530

>>16636523
lightly with your back teeth just a couple of times

>> No.16636554

>>16636272
Anon, your months-long attempt at meme-forcing is becoming increasingly sad and depressing to see.
If you seriously crave the validation of randos on an anonymous cooking board repeating something you said, the try coming up with something bit clever or funny.

>> No.16636572

>>16636554
You think it's really just one person?

>> No.16636957

>>16636572
It’s one person.

>> No.16637003

I like beer but not oysters. The shells slice my rectum when I cram them up my ass.