/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16635789
I do not.

>>16635789
then why dont you marry it, fag.

>>16635789
OP and mcdonald's sitting in a tree K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!

Faggot

>>16635789
me too

>>16635789
McDonald's is the best! I'm going there right now!

>>16635789
AW YEAH!!!

For me, it's the McChicken

>>16635789
NAW'WA'M'SAYIN?!

>>16635789
best fries of any fast food restaurant

>>16635789
mcdonalds uses horse and cat meat

I only like Mcdonalds. I cannot love it due to the inconsistencies between orders. One time it's fucking delicious with hot fries and a perfectly assembled quarter pounder the next visit a few weeks later and it could be soggy cold fries with a burnt/dry quarter pounder with fucking onions when I specifically say no onions to get a fresher patty.

>>16635789
I love their nugs and mcgriddles

>>16637126
me on the left

I would get the mcdouble every day, then one day got the quarterpounder and every ingredient tasted of noticeably higher quality, which made me very nervous. Like what's going on when they make the mcdoubles?

>>16635789
Why the fuck are their drive thru lines so fucking long? Why won't they allow dine in eating? Why have they gotten so expensive??

>>16637181
Me on the right contemplating shooting you and myself.

>>16637219
STFU wagie make me crunch wrap rn

Ever go to McDonalds when they have the two for one coupons and get two fillet o fishes for the price of one, then eat them when they're piping hot and right out of the kitchen, then order two more flayos?

>>16637226
i will shoot you in the fatpockets you sick fuck

There will be a day in our lifetimes when we'll look back with fondness and longing to a time when we could walk in to a place, flash a piece of plastic, and get salty fatty calorie filled satisfying food in minutes. Our children or children will listen in disbelief, mouths agape.... If we're still alive to regale such tales that is. Mark my words.

>>16637247
get back to work faggot

Rate my dinner

>>16635789
I love it too but I love being in shape more

>>16635789
well i like burger king

>>16637392
>he ordered the mcdonalds salad

>>16635789
It's a treat for children. Grow up

>>16637492
I didn't want to get chips as a side for my meal as I had them for breakfast already

>>16635789
i love mcdonalds too
those crispy nuggets are fucking addicting

>>16637492
Do you want to know how I can tell that your BMI is higher than 30

>>16637405
Your dumb lazy ass never heard of exercise I suppose.

>>16637231
>>16637492
if filet o fish actually good? never tried it

>>16638231
It's delicious, but you have to tell them to make it fresh. There's something about the combination of steaming fish covered in piping hot crispy batter, on a tender steamed bun with a bit of tangy tartar sauce and salty cheese that just works so well.
If it's not fresh out of the fryer, and if it spends one minute in a heating tray, it's ruined though.

Mcdonalds is my guilty pleasure.
My favorite order is 20 chicken nuggets, a large order of french fries, and a medium sweet tea.
If there's one thing I have to complain about mcdonalds, it's that they don't have onion rings or tater tots. I love onion rings and tater tots.

>>16638231
McDees is awesome!

>>16638231
bk's big fish does it better

>>16635789
same, it really is the most consistent, best tasting, best vibes, best everything fast food place in the UK at least (havent tried wendys yet)

>>16639851
How the fuck are there people here who haven't tried Wendys? Are you fucking 5?

>>16635789
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music.
https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU

They have very fine shitters as well.

>>16640032
are you DUMB? i said in the UNITED KINGDOM. there are TWO in the entire COUNTRY, both opened THIS YEAR. one is in READING, which i cant be FUCKED to go to, and the other is in STRATFORD, which i also cant be FUCKED to go to, because stratford is a total SHITHOLE, and its an hour journey across my fucking CITY you RETARD. last time wendys was around in the UK they closed down when i was TWO years old.
i have infact tried wendys in the USA, but it was ONE time, i was like THIRTEEN.

>>16635789
You're a fat retard and you deserve to die.

>>16640123
intense

>>16635789
>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I WENT DOWN TO MCDONALDS THAT DAY I HAD MYSELF A CHEESEBURGER GAYYYYY!!!!!
>HAD MYSELF ALL THOSE LARGE FRIES AND A DP NO THATS NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>AND BY DP I MEAN DOC PEPPER, YOU WONT KNOW WHAT HIT YOU WHEN THEY PUL THE LEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16635808
*blocks your path*

>>16637181
>>16637219
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight- oh no, I've said too much.

>>16635789
I love poo

>>16635789
ok american

>>16640047
every piece of mcdonalds media makes people want to eat mcdonalds, even if its satire
make satiracle media about healthy places

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

I said the real McDo

>>16637203
I'll answer your last question first:
They gotta pay those wagies $15+ to keep them from spitting in your McShit
As for the first 2 questions, it's just so you can't actually see the wagies spitting in your McShit.
You're welcome, please pull ahead to the next window.

>>16637392
10/Sad
I'm off to cut myself

>>16638231
McD filet-o-fish used to be beyond the bomb.
But then they cut the fish patty in half, cut the cheese slice in half, and cut the amount of tatar sauce in half while, oddly, leaving the bun the same size. So now it's mostly a dry mess. But it's still the best fish sandwich in fast food.
Just like their fries, they have a monopoly on the fast food fish sandwich market. And just like their fries, if they changed their tartar sauce flavor, they'd lose that.