/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You got about 10 speconds to get oiut of my face before i literally

>>16628961
*tch tch tch*

Can one of the resident autismos explain what I’m supposed to be upset about?

>>16628956
No I'd like that you my ass

>>16628972
Why not just have a normal sized pepper grinder on the table so that you can season it to your own taste?
What happens if the guy leaves and you taste your food, then realize you want more pepper?
Do you hail him back and tell him to go grab his novelty pepper grinder for another twist?

>>16628956
Oh, yes, please!

>>16628987
what >>16628972 says is a little too reasonable. I choose to be upset with the guy's faggot smirk, and the unreasonable size of the grinder. why is it so big? it's impractical, but that's a little too reasonable a thing to complain about
the only point of it, i guarantee, is to make "a show" out of grinding some fucking pepper. 1, fucking why, 2, what fucking monkey is amused by a large pepper grinder? am I dining in the same establishment as those monkeys? are you implying i'm a monkey? eat my fuck

>>16628956
>"Only a few cracks"

>Pulls out comically large pepper grinder

>>16629055
It's funny and becomes a topic of conversation at every table for at least 30 seconds

>>16628956
ha ha. Gotted me. Spotted the onion boy. Anyway is burning looting and murdering still a thing? I can almost smell it let me choose a picrel, faggot

>>16629081
>becomes a topic of conversation at every table for at least 30 seconds:
>man i can't fucking stand this faggot shit
>yeah I know just give me some fucking pepper packets if you can't put a grinder on the table FUCK
>and did you see that fucker's face?
>yeah, like he was excited to show us his cool grinder
>it's not even his though, what's the fucking point. it's not something he came up with, it's not his idea. why be proud about it?
>shit man I don't know. can't wait to go home so you can stretch my asshole

>>16628956
>fresh ground pepper
When I met my future wife, she had a tin of "fresh ground pepper" in the pantry.
I asked her how old it was, and she didn't know.

>>16629055
>to make "a show" out of grinding some fucking pepper.
Exactly.
If you're a decent cook, the only reason to go to a restaurant is the ambience, service, and just to have people "serve" you, Mr. Pepper included.

The pepper at the bottom may have been in there for years

>>16629147
>ambience
ruined by the smirking pepper faggot
>service, and having people "serve" you
hindered by the smirking pepper faggotry
>decent cook
but have to be an otherwise dumb guy to enjoy that. it's a fine compromise

What do you mean oil change? The lack of shoulders, the classical ballet pose, the reflective eyeball glasses that do jackshit. The stripped faggot shirt.the way the absolute faggot handles a big, useless, black piece of nothing. Is that faggot dead?and if not, why not? What happened to convid?

>>16629156
And they sit these big whoopin things down on the floor because space is limited at resturuants and if it was elevated, waiters and cooks would bump into it and nock it over with all their dishes

>>16629158
>smirking pepper faggot
>smirking pepper faggotry
>but have to be an otherwise dumb guy to enjoy that
Wow.
Just wow.
Go show your mother this thread.
She might just hang her head in shame, but if she's a fighter, she'll slap your maladjusted face.

>>16629158
imagine making such a disgusting bigoted comment like this. any other forum or facebook you would be called out and ostracized for a rude, hateful, person. try this in real life and you would be kicked out of the resturuant.

>>16629110
>shit man I don't know. can't wait to go home so you can stretch my asshole

>>16628956
looking at the bottom of it, how much you wanna bet they put it on the floor? want some floor spice with your pepper?

>>16628956
>fresh pepper

How long does it take for them to go through the pepper corns sitting in that big black pepper grinder?

>>16629217
>>16629209
You really turned a mirror on me today. That language is disgusting and I apologize for any member of the LGBTQ+ community whom I might have offended with my speech. I AM better than this. My mom WOULD be ashamed.
Thanks for humbling me. I will become a better person... NOT

>>16629217
>resturuant

>>16629217
Excuse me redditor, have you tried dilating today?

>>16628956
yes, thanks

>>16628987
>>16629055
Sounds like you guys are a class or two below the target for this establishment.

does this guy have a giant salt shaker too?
lmfao, can you imagine?

>>16629416
>sprinkle of salt?

>>16629405
based

>>16629055
>why is it so big?
Because it’s a restaurant where peppering diners’ food is part of the service? And the large grinder will hold more pepper? And the length allows the staff to pepper your food without having part of their body over it?
>to make "a show" out of grinding some fucking pepper. 1, fucking why, 2, what fucking monkey is amused by a large pepper grinder?
1. Because it is a throwback to the days of nice restaurants being places where service was such that even the bathrooms had attendants
2. It literally isn’t, or ever was, meant to be “amusing”.

>>16629147
You don’t cook every dish in the world better than a restaurant can, anon.
I know your mom says your food is good. But be realistic.

>>16629557
>Because it’s a restaurant where peppering diners’ food is part of the service? And the large grinder will hold more pepper?
Truly hoping that you're not implying that a huge pepper grinder is more practical than a regular one.
>And the length allows the staff to pepper your food without having part of their body over it?
Do the cooks also handle your food with meter long tongs, spoons and tweezers?
>>16629557
>Because it is a throwback to the days of nice restaurants being places where service was such that even the bathrooms had attendants
1. Such places still exist
2. It's not a throwback to anything, they didn't have huge pepper grinders in the "days of nice restaurants". Use a regular one.
>It literally isn’t, or ever was, meant to be “amusing”.
Entertaining*, part of the "experience"*, whatever

>>16629416
He hefts a 50lb bag of sea salt onto the table and ever so gently sprinkles it with a teaspoon

>>16628956
>>16628967

Time for a little pepper

>cant we just get a normal pepper grinder

>>16629562
t. Cooklet

I take it all back. I'm through trying to rationalize why normal things are normal and why dumb things are dumb. A huge pepper grinder is retarded. Anyone who looks at a huge pepper grinder and things "yeah that looks alright" is retarded. Fuck all of you faggots. That pepper grinded IS retarded. End of discussion.

>>16629156
how, its FIFO like any other pepper grinder

This thing is $1,300

>>16629562

>>16629716
OOOOh-la-la!
Mom's gonna LOVE getting the cock, and her daughter will be disdainful, but she'll still cum.
Good Lord, Anon, I gotta go crank one out now.

>>16629759
...and then there's the Asian chick on the left!
I thought this was a SFW board.

>>16628956

The coarse grind is just whole peppercorns

>>16629754
is it hardwood or plastic? if it's hardwood, I could see why such a huge piece is expensive.
I can't see why anyone would want that, though.

>>16629716
Damn how hard do you think he fucks his sister?

>>16629334
thank you, it means the world to me.

>>16629775
Congrats, you just killed my boner.

>>16629557
Oh boy this "fresh" pepper is going to make the prepackaged frozen slop the underpaid mexicans in the back microwaved taste so much better.

>>16629759
>>16629775
I should have known better, the point is you guys sound like angsty teenagers complaining about the fun pepper grinder

>>16629814
>complaining about the fun pepper grinder
Not me, I was defending the pure theater (and culinary delight) of fresh ground pepper, when I was distracted by your super-hot porn post.

>>16629770
All wood, the thing weighs as much as a FN minimi

>>16629217
God, what a bitch.

>>16629862
He's not wrong, faggot.

>>16629754
even the model is laughing at how ridiculous it is

>>16629732
Imagine anywhere else that does this. Going to a barber that brings out a giant pair of scissors for the final snip. Going to a bank that makes you use a giant pen to sign your checks. It's nonsensical

>>16630116
>Going to a bank that makes you use a giant pen to sign your checks.

I would be up for this if it was only for really high priced cheques so i could be comical at how rich i am

>>16630116
The final snip makes the tip.

>>16630116
>Imagine
Imagine anyone pretending that the 3 foot long pepper mill is the norm.
So sorry you have so many emotional shortcomings.

>>16630177
I'm sorry you can't afford anything more elegant than applebees anon.

>table leg pepper grinder

>>16628956

>>16629748
Do you muzzle load your pepper?

>>16630920
no, standard load from the top. so whatever goes in first will get ground first. the older stuff will get ground sooner than the newer stuff.

>>16629314
they probably put a small amount of pepper corns in it desu

>>16629405
i could fucking end you

>>16628972
you're meant to be mad at everything, maybe you aren't enough of an incel to post with us cool 4channellers

I can understand a pepper grinder up to about a foot and half, tops. Maybe two at a stretch. No-one should use a pepper grinder they can't cram up their ass.

>>16629589
>Truly hoping that you're not implying that a huge pepper grinder is more practical than a regular one.
If you’re implying that being able to contain more pepper between needing to be refilled isn’t practical in the context, then fine. I concede to your wisdom.
>Do the cooks also handle your food with meter long tongs, spoons and tweezers?
False comparison. In the days where “omg lol large pepper grinder” originated, customers cared about what they *saw*. Don’t pretend it’s any different now; if a cook spit on your food you’d never know the difference. If your server spit on your food tableside you'd demand the manager.
>they didn't have huge pepper grinders in the "days of nice restaurants”
No, anon. Fine restaurants of the place/time this service originated did not have spices/condiments at the table.
>part of the "experience"*, whatever
Yes, having a meal with other people doing the things you would have to otherwise do yourself is arguably the main reason people go to a restaurant.

>>16628956
Why is this restaurant employee trying to offer me a bedpost while I'm eating?

>>16633168
>>16629732 and go die

>>16633155
t. cramlet

>>16628987
a nigger pepper grinder means the waiter's hands are further away from your food. It's a way of showing respect.

>>16628956
I say yes and let him grind it on my plate. I let him keep grinding while saying nothing. At least 20 seconds go by. I'll then arbitrarily decide he's overseasoned my food too much, complain to the manager, and get my meal comped.

>>16628956
Peugeot (yes the car manufacturer) makes the best mills.

ck brainlet here. I thought OP pic was a joke. Lol this table chair looks like a pepper shaker! Lets take a pic!
It's..... it's an actual thing?

ck brainlet here.
I thought OP pic was a joke. Lol this table leg looks like a pepper shaker! Lets take a pic!
It's..... it's an actual thing?

>>16629405
Looking at the tables and seats this establishment has no class to begin with.

>>16629055
>what fucking monkey is amused by a large pepper grinder
you wouldnt believe how boring my life is

>>16628987
>season it to your own taste?
Nobody on 4chan has taste

>>16630116
But duuuuude it's like so quricky man. It's about the wacky experience man!

Everything has to be a circus. I'm tired of it.

Novelty sized ordinary items are funni