/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the hell kind of potato is that? Why does it look paper wrapped?

>>16623240
You've never seen a potato come out of its shell before? Yeah if I were you I wouldn't want to look in the mirror either.

>>16623246
They exploded. Loudly. Is that normal for you?

>>16623249
Sounds like a your fault problem.

>>16623244
Pretty sure they're just small russet potatoes.

>>16623252
No shit it's my fault, Mr. Sandyvagina. I decided to see if the anon who said you didn't need to stab them was correct or not...

>>16623262
you misunderstood the advice. if you don't want them to explode, wrap them in foil then microwave for 2 minutes before baking

>>16623274
Don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>16623274

>>16623274
Or use less heat and bake for longer.

>>16623291
I baked them at like 350ish... I will continue to stab them before they are forced into the oven. Efficiency is not my top priority.

>>16623240
why is your oven so narrow? are you cooking in an RV?

>>16623274
Do this, OP. Trust us. Your microwave will definitely not explode and/or catch fire, causing you to need to pay several hundred dollarydoos to clean it all up and replace your fuckup.
Your house may also burn down. Oh, sorry, I meant to say it won't. Definitely. You can trust us. And don't Google what's happen if you do microwave tinfoil, not that I need to worry, since you're clearly a strong, independent young dumbass that wouldn't do his own research before trying something anyways.
Don't forget to take pics of what happens!

Never stabbed, never exploded. From the looks of it, you have an unsuitable potato, or did something else stupid.

>>16623240
found a pic of OP

>>16623305
My oven has 2 seperate ovens. A narrow one and a normal sized one.

>>16623306
I don't even own a microwave. They're for plebs and shitty restaurants.

>>16623307
Liar. I will be needing a hand written apology for my potatoes. Calling them unsuitable was very rude.

>>16623327
You don't get to call anyone else a pleb after failing to bake a potato, anon.

>>16623347
You're trying too hard, brother. They came out perfectly edible and I enjoyed them a lot. It just made a miniscule mess in my oven.

To repeat myself again, I was simply testing the validity of another anon's claim that stabbing was unnecessary.

>>16623240
Kek.

>>16623240
this is like that jurassic park scene where the baby velociraptors are hatching

>>16623240
Interesting pic desu

>potatoe
>Oven
>autopeel potatoe
>Serve
Wah la

>>16623240
Is that an Easy bake oven?

>>16623240
Looks like the potatoes you were using had unusually thick skin. My guess is that that other anon used some different potatoes where that can't happen.

>>16624866
Haha there's a thinner oven and a normal sized one. Kinda nice because it heats up really fast.

>>16623240
Steam expand. Potato go boom boom with no hole. :(

>>16624935
I hope a pack of AIDS-ridden niggers go boomboom in your hole :)

Bro are you cooking your potatoes above 250 celsius? Are you retarded you can't even bake a potato properly?
I bake 4-10 potatoes every day at 150-175C for about an hour and just feel them to know they're baked. Don't squeeze then like your numbed circumcised cock, just look at them.

>>16624957
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>16623274
>wrap them in foil then microwave for 2 minutes

>>16623358
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>16624987
Please see.
>>16623358
>>16623262
>>16623240

>>16623358
t. “Oh, you want some too?”

they look like dino eggs