/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16621052
>being emotionally invested in fast food chains
Americans were a mistake

Does anyone on this board cook?

>>16621052
So are your parents.

>>16621052
Have faith young Padawan. Taco Bell has never introduced a bad item

>>16621070
Yes.

>>16621055
>>being emotionally invested in fast food chains
>Americans were a mistake
What does that say about people like you who are so emotionally invested in what Americans do and create?

>>16621100
Never ever post that fat shits "food" ever again faggot.

>>16621100
Dangerously based

A place near me does this taco where it's a stroopwafel shell with fried chicken in the middle. Plus whatever condiments and garnish you want

>>16621100
that looks like someone took a shit in a box

nachos look good tho

>>16621052
I’m still mad at Taco Bell. I went there the other day and asked for a power bowl for the first time. Girl hands me a box and I confusingly take it and go home. Open it up and all the ingredients in one corner of the box on top of parchment paper. Embarrassing

>>16621100
Love you TB anon. What's the syringe for in the top left? DIY covid vaccine?

>>16621189
It looked a little better before sitting in a box for half an hour. Ideally it would be served upright in a bowl of the polenta.

>>16621246
ok that is a more appetizing angle

>taco bell
Please op, not this shit.

>it’s plainly obvious that this item is literally a piece of fried chicken wrapped in a flat piece of bread
>become disappointed when said item turns out to be a piece of fried chicken wrapped in a flat piece of bread
What were you expecting?

>>16621220
Hopefully succinylcholine in massive doses.

>>16621052
iT TOOK THEM THIS FUCKING LONG TO GIVE US WHA TWE WNTED?

>>16621100
God, I have that same Prinny coaster, and I've had every game in a picture you've posted today.

What's even going on with the center one? Is that some sort of stewed lamb over polenta?

>>16621100
I’m uneasy about the fact you have a figurine of my wife.
I would kindly ask that you don’t do lewd things do it.

>>16621052
They put the tendie IN the taco? What will these guys think up next?

>>16621052
>be amerifat
>diet consists entirely of fried processed meats, "cheese" product, mayo-based sauce and some form of bread
>every single year one of the slop factories unveils some "new" configuration of fried processed meat, "cheese" product, mayo-based sauce and some form of bread
>every year amerifats go crazy like it's something groundbreaking
just.... ugh

>>16621100
You should be murdered - but just a little.

>>16622251
>be obsessed with America
>unironically try to pretend junk/cheap food doesn’t exist in one’s own country while also thinking it’s the only food that exists in America
just…. ugh
I honestly can’t even with you right now.
I appreciate you’re constant thoughts of me but it honestly kinda creeps me out too.

>>16621052
>hire "diverse" editorialist for a health magazine
>they write about a new fried chicken sandwich

>>16622428
lol - Of course. What else would she write about - watermelon futures?

>>16621100
I pray for the day in the no doubt near future that heart disease removes you from this board. I literally would prefer the past fags like sceak over you. Newposter attentionwhore scum

>>16622486
>i literally would prefer the past fags like sceak over you
>newposter attentionwhore scum
I'm pretty sure Sceak was here for like 5 months before me - in like 2012...

>>16622251
honeslty i am a bit jelly of amerifats, they have probably the biggest food selection on the entire planet... they basically have it all

>>16622501
You have every right to be. Come visit America and avoid New York, California and Chicago.

>>16621055
Rent free.

>>16622121
>my wife
That is a fictional character.