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why is french cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of baguetteland is pot au feu which is literally just stewed beef
their bearnaise sauce is just watery mayo
cabernet sauvignon is just inferior version of authentic Italian chianti
even hachis parmentier is british (Irish) and not from france

why could the frogs not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.16619946

>>16619942
Why are you so butthurt about the French exactly?
You're not supposed to spam the board with always the same threads.

>> No.16619950

>>16619946
I love getting (You)s from posting obvious bait :D I have no social life

>> No.16619960

3 days later, still seething
Obvious bait since it shows you know nothing about it
What you could blame however is how in modern france people don't bother cooking such dishes and go to mcdonalds or kebab instead

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>>16619942

>> No.16620078

>>16619942
French food is alright but wildly overrated. One of my least fave cuisines in that part of Europe. They eat a lot of meat which is based.

>> No.16620183

sorry guys i just wanted to make a full parody of the pasta

>> No.16620191

>>16619942
ebbic presto changeo pasterino, good sir!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>> No.16620258

>>16619942
What I remember as French food growing up as a young kid in Paris

>squashed duck blood soup
>raw beef mince with raw egg
>pig uterus sausages
>Boiled potato with congealed blood sausage
>unidentifed fish eyes
>cheese with 3 kinds of mold on it
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in France knows what the fuck French toast is or a Croissant. French food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because French are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking berries over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 bread sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking flour. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average frenchman.

>> No.16620263

>>16620258
berret* but you get the idea

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>>16619942
>bearnaise sauce is just watery mayo
Jesus, you useless cunt.
Have you ever made bearnaise?
I'll assume you're equally wrong about everything else.
Oh, and if you're just trolling?
Then you're even more retarded.

>> No.16620303

>>16620258
>>one time, monkey brains
No. Just fucking no.
I don't believe you.

>> No.16620335

>>16620303
The original pasta is about Chinese food

>> No.16620400

>>16620183
You'd better be sorry

>> No.16620431

>>16620258
>What I remember as French food growing up as a young kid
ah wee wee! zo I be but a tiny meatbawl boy I can assuer u madame OP zat your charming amerigan shitpost iz de finest poopy i have evah taestedd

>> No.16620470

>>16620258
I'd say you need to rework 60% of your pasta mon ami.

>> No.16620996

lmao at the instant butthurt from frogs ITT

>> No.16621186

>>16619942
Idk about that. Croque monsieur is pretty shiggy

>> No.16621204 [DELETED] 

I think it’s literally a child or a retard as they don’t even understand the basic structure of the pasta