/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16617666
Chips and Salsa

Anything that requires an electrical appliance.

>>16617666
>What food should I make to impress Amish girls?
they're all inbred and retarded.
potato

>>16617666
satanic trips and a post about amish. is this a sign?
>What food should I make to impress Amish girls?
there's no need. If you're not a genetic dead end you can go to these communities and impregnate as many women as you'd like. They have such small genetic diversity that they're in desperate need of outsiders so they don't have issues with inbreeding.

>>16617666
Shoo-fly pie. It's pure brown sugar and molasses. She will appreciate you knowing about her culture and will fuck you while on Rumspringa.

lure her into your car and bring her to taco bell

>>16617666
This picture immediately reminded me of an older movie called Sex Drive
Im gonna have to rewatch it now. I had such a fucking crush on Amanda Crew in that movie

>>16618899
Man that stretch of American pie/road trip-esque movies was pretty comfy

>>16617666
>>16618895
Is there an official clinical term for having a fetish for modestly dressed women?

>>16618924
Being male isn't a fetish

>>16617666
I'm about to make Pennsylvania Dutch chicken pot pie today. Do something like that but add msg or some other shit they wouldn't ever have had.
>>16618899
Definitely going to watch that today and so did I man.

>>16618924
Yea, retarded.

>>16617666

Anything pickled.

>he fell for the tradpill
NGMI, you're already a child of consoomer culture and are romanticising a life you could never possibly understand. you'll never fit in.

>>16617666
DAMN, dat caboose on #2 though!

>>16619081
>wanting to rip the clothes off a temptress and coat her ovaries in your spunk means you want to marry her and renounce modernity
...no?

>>16617666
>>16618895
Pretty sure these women are Mennonite, not Amish.
The Amish don't dress in such provocative colors.

>>16617666
The left one needs to have her heels cleaned with my tounge

>>16618854
People keep posting this on 4chan but it isn't giving true. I drive a concrete truck and one day I delivered to this Amish farm. I asked him about it and I had never seen someone so pissed. He told the county sheriff's department and word got back to my boss. Now I'm not allowed to deliver to Amish communities and I get shit shit all the time at work.

>>16619397
he told the cops that you wanted to know how to impress a girl? is this a pasta that I'm not familiar with or what is this?

>>16619397
Do you remember how you asked them?
>hey man i heard youre lacking in dominant stallions. Wanna give me some chickas so i can plant my concrete in their virgin bellies?

There's no way they don't eat better food than you every day.

>>16619397
god i hope this is true

>>16618924
Maturity.

>>16619397
You fucking donkey.

>>16619428
Probably fresher and more home made foods anyway.

>>16618899
damn that movie looks side-splittingly hilarious!!! bet they get up to some wacky hijinks

>>16619428
Amish people love sugar and candy. They eat so fucking much sugar and candy.

>>16619487
Kys jaded zoomer

>>16619476
They make some of the best cheese in the world, their meat is so much better than anywhere else, their baked goods are incredible, there's a reason people travel from miles around to shop at an Amish market and pay a premium instead of going to a shitty supermarket.

>>16619487
sorry zoomer i guess its not a movie based on a fanfic-tier book about pre teens in a generic dystopia rebelling against a vaguely, lazily. barely-defined authoritarian state

>>16619397
I need a detailed greentext of exactly how this went down. What did you say? How did he react/what did he do? What did your boss say?

>>16619505
>Be delivering concrete to Amish guy, he's laying a new foundation for a barn
>Get to talking with him as his amish buddies are leveling the concrete
>his daughter runs out of the house and we watch carry on her way. I'm reminded of this rumor though
>so, while looking at his daughter I ask him, "Hey, so I heard your communities are looking for people to help broaden the gene pool, is this true"
>his face turns beet red with obvious anger
>try to explain myself that seeing his daughter/woman/girl whatever just reminded me of this rumor, not that I want to do anything
>continue to sperg out for a bit and just go sit in the cab of the truck while they finish unloading the concrete
>his daughter was 8 or 9

>>16619526
PLEASE BE TRUE

>>16619526

>>16619526
> while looking at his daughter I ask him, "Hey, so I heard your communities are looking for people to help broaden the gene pool, is this true"
> his daughter was 8 or 9

>>16619526
Holy fuck anon

>>16619494
>>16619504
based Adam Sandler poster

>>16619397
Pure autism

>>16618924
I don't think so. It's all a matter of contrast and novelty. It certainly says something about the state of our culture when men are excited and enticed by women not eagerly showing skin and every outline of their body.

>>16617666
No joke, I almost vehicular manslaughtered three amish women walking on the road just like this picture. I was doing 20 over on some hick ass back road, rounded a corner and there they were walking almost in the dead center of the road. Almost rolled my car swerving out of the way. Stupid fucking bitches.

>>16619397
truth is always a defense to liable

>>16617666
borscht

>>16618923
dead era
make a film like that these days and someone will bring up gender- or ethnic-stereotypes for the stupidest of reasons

>>16619499
My dad's gf just brought pic related over after they went to Lancaster or some shit I can't find it in stores but Holy shit are they good as fuck

>>16619526
>>his daughter was 8 or 9
Hooollly shit I fucking lost at this

>>16617666
Rum infused spring rolls

For me, It's smoked and cured landjaeger

>>16619668
Yeah they have sections of the stores dedicated to jarred preserved products as well as fresh pickles. They are great and the Amish aren't afraid of adding heat either.

>>16618846
autism is basically non existent in amish communities, coincidentally they don't get vaccinated

>>16619778
>Inaccurate: It is not true that the Amish are almost exclusively unvaccinated. Only a small percentage of the Amish population completely opts out of vaccination.
>2010 study Preliminary data have identified the presence of ASD in the Amish community at a rate of approximately 1 in 271 children using standard ASD screening and diagnostic tools although some modifications may be in order.

>>16619526
>8 or 9
Amish, not Islamish...

>>16619526
kek

>>16619526
Put me in the screenshot

>>16619778
I don't see how you would detect autism in an Amish community.

>>16619970
>tfw no internet
>autists can't post on 4chan, reddit, can't play minecraft
yeah, how do they detect it?

>>16619981
they dont, they'd just call a priest to exorcise their son

>>16619778
>isolated community of inbred religious weirdos
>don't consider anything outside of their community to be valid at all
>think everything is solved with prayer
wow golly jee wizz i wonder why they aren't reporting their autism statistics

>>16618895
>modestly dressed with head covering
>literally engaging in lewd public exhibitionism by displaying her pornographically seductive bare feet for all to see
“Traditional” my ass; that dirty little tease knows exactly what she’s doing, and she’s totally getting off on it.

>>16619526
put me in the r/greentext screencap

>>16619668
pickled eggs are better than the kinkiest sex

>>16619778
>99% have bowl cuts

Yeah definitely no amish autists

>>16620601
I've always been repulsed at the idea honestly. They came over I was drinking with my pop and he was picking on me for not trying one. After one I almost finished the jar that night only stopping cause I wanted them for later too.
>>16618899
Watching it again now my dude forgot about the unrated version that needlessly struts naked chicks across the screen randomly. Probably my favorite of those genre of movies desu just because of how aware of itself it is

>>16619526

>>16617666
>What food should I make to impress Amish girls?
Devil's Food cake obviously

>>16618924
The human body is disgusting and looks better clothed.
If anything the clothes are more attractive than the female that fills them.

>>16619526

>>16621006
You're right, but I feel like with today's technology that's a fixable problem. We can turn dicks into vaginas, why can't we just remove genitals and nipples altogether? A perfect sinless species, imagine that

>>16621029
kek, very based

>>16617666
Humble pie

>>16619526
You should've just apologize. Say it was inappropriate and ask for forgiveness
>>his daughter was 8 or 9
Oh.

>>16617666
Yikes. Generations of inbreeding at work there.

>>16621303
Anon... most people are plain looking. Instagram filters have ruined your mind.

>>16618924
The term is "Muslim"

>>16621303
>>16621307
t. fat ugly faggots

>>16619526
>his daughter was 8 or 9
read that as an 8 or 9 at first.

Goddamn, what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>16618899
double doubles and gonna rewatch now. sup sup sup sup

>>16621303
Stop watching porn. Those girls look very typical.

>>16619964
>>>/r/4chan

>>16621029
Bless your soul anon

>>16619411
I said I heard that because of all the inbreeding Amish people let the English (they call everyone who isn't Amish, the English) get their daughters pregnant.

>>16619403
He didn't have a phone and apparently the Amish guy went to his neighbors house and had him call the sheriff's department who called my boss. It was an hours drive back to the yard so when I got there is when I was in trouble.

>>16619576
>I was driving recklessly and almost killed some people.
>I am the real victim.
Shut up, faggot.

>>16619637
I don't think people care anymore. More and more people seem to be just worried about making rent or their mortgage

>>16621554
cagers will be cagers

>>16619526
Even if his daughter was 18-20 it wouldn't make a different. They aren't desperate for anything.

>>16621589
You don't think there's a significant difference between asking a man about the sexual availability of his 8 year old daughter vs his 20 year old daughter?

>>16621631
This, when a man appreciates the sexual energy of a child you know that it is done without lust and for purity because the degeneracy of a "fully-developed woman" like breasts have not sullied her yet.

>>16621631
There isn't. No father wants to hear about random men wanting to fuck their daughters. If you were asking to date her that's an entirely different story.

>>16621678
t. delusional pedo

coconut curry

>>16621678
>No father wants to hear about random men wanting to fuck their daughters. If you were asking to date her that's an entirely different story.
it's literally the same thing.

"can I date your daughter" = "can I fuck your daughter"

>>16621699
It's not the same thing at all. One implies courting the girl, the other implies just taking her to a room and fucking her. Learn the difference.

>>16621685
>say he shouldn't ask regardless of her age
>get called a pedo
Retard

>>16617666
Scrapple. And the fact that no one here has said it yet means that they are likely English and not to be trusted.

>>16621699
Are you really that stupid that you can't understand this distinction? Jesus.

>>16621715
Lol you said there was no difference from a father's perspective of asking to date his 8 yo or his 20 yo and that definitely makes you a delusional pedo so fuck off

>>16621719
Why would a Dutch girl be impressed by something that she can buy from Jebediah's Meat Market 7 days a week?

>>16621715
>>16621728
>One implies courting the girl, the other implies just taking her to a room and fucking her. Learn the difference.
"Courting" is a polite way of saying "attempting to fuck", dumbass. It's like saying "passed away" vs "kicked the bucket", nobody has any illusions over what the euphemism means, it's just what people say to try to sound "respectable"

>grown man dating an 8 yo is OK because they're just dating and not having sex

lol

>>16617666
I would like to BLACK an amish girl, is this possible?

>>16621748
Courting is when you're trying to marry the girl dipshit

>>16621729
In a fathers perspective she will always be his little girl, age doesn't matter. It's not okay to ask other men to fuck their daughters no matter the age.

Sorry all of you are sick in the head and have 0 respect, but keep your sick perverted thoughts to yourself and on 4chan.

>>16621773
Nah they hate niggers like most of America does.

>>16621775
>marry
Do I need to explain the birds and the bees to you now?

>>16621732
Because if you make it fresh you've proven you know how to butcher an entire pig, and then process the carcass in a way that leaves basically no edible part unused.
That's a flex in any agricultural community.

>>16621761
Yes. Love without sex is pure.

>>16621775
>age doesn't matter

ok, delusional pedo. keep telling yourself that.

>>16621761
Nobody dates 8 year olds and haven't done that for millenia so your point is moot.

>>16621793
>pedos don't exist
nice try, babyfucker

>>16617666
spaghetti eis

>>16619637
They made one of those last year called American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

>>16621773
Monkey

>>16621867
>>16621779
I'm sorry be we do not tolerate racism here on 4channel.

>>16621875
Good then maybe your sensitive ass should just go away and never return.

>>16621910
Wow what a rude dude

>>16621936
Take the hint fuckface.

>>16621945
What if I don't? I hope you got some real mean words kiddo because I'm stubborn as heck.

>>16621956
I'm not a kid old man. Just hate retards like you.

>>16619526
>8 or 9
Jesus fucking Christ anon thanks for the laugh before bed. Your rock hard concrete erection for an 8 or 9 year old Amish girl will make me laugh well until sleep

>>16621973
I'll have you know that this is a very serious website and we say no no words here. Try fitting in kid. I'm what you call an oldfag. You could be an oldfag, too.

>>16619526

>>16621999
You're what the kids call old and a fag. Never forget that.

>>16618867
It's so fucking good

>>16618895
FEET

the amish are a bunch of inbred thieving perverts. They'll happily buy cans of cheap canned food at walmart and dump it into a mason jar to sell you for $10, beating their animals and children continuously throughout the entire process.

>>16622429
We bought a glass jar of peaches from them. We noticed the top of the jar was slightly rusted when we got home. The peaches went bad quickly, so we thought they were natural.

>>16622509
open a can of peaches and dump it into a rusty jar and see how long that keeps

>>16617670
Chocolate fondue fountain

>>16622524
I don't understand. Why wouldn't it keep?

Any Amish anons here? Do you post on /ck/ using your custom made mechanical computer?

>>16619411
Holy shit I have to lurk this board more often.

>>16619526
Holy shit

>>16621761
Yes, only just ok. Sex would make it great.

>>16619526

>>16617666
I was at a 4-way stop in my work truck and an Amish girl gave me the horniest look when I smiled and waved her across on her bike. I want to breed the Amish so bad AAAAAA

>>16619526

>>16619526
>>his daughter was 8 or 9
You're a fucking legend

>>16617666
this post is hella hell
i dunno broski, amish girls are probably used to eating whatever they can grow and trade, and there's a limited number of Amish communities spread out around America so you can deduce what they probably grow, or read a wiki probably.

I'd roast an entire pig, since rule 1 is you're cooking to impress her you gotta impress the entire senpai and by extension the fuckin village. Impress the ladies with something like an arrangement of pies, cobblers, and cake. Honestly, vegan-vegetarian dishes are probably a huge advantage to know if you want impress the ladies. Also, most don't speak English, and they like to visit universities in their area from time to time. They straight up horse and carriage that shit anywhere.

Think I saw a newly wed couple a few weeks ago outside a gas station together on their carriage. Their girls really are cute as all fuck mayne.

>>16619526
White girls (pure, not mutt) usually look much older than their actual age, this anon is perfectly reasonable.

>>16619526
>>his daughter was 8 or 9
don't put me in the screenshoot

>>16619526
only in this fucking place

>>16622429
>cans of cheap canned food
as opposed to cans of cheap uncanned food?

>>16619397
nigger, do you really think anons mentioning 'genetics' and 'amish' in the same line of thought merits reasonable "rumor"?
>>16619526
no doubt they set marriages up with neighboring communities - what the hell makes you think they inbreed? would assume (using logic?) that every small little tribal village along the coasts of the Amazon, or those islanders and other small villages in the days of old Japan and shit were inbreeding? It worries me that people like you are driving diesel engines around these fucking roads.

>>16622888
>Impress the ladies with something like an arrangement of pies, cobblers, and cake.
Impress women of an ultra-traditional society by doing something only women do.
I'll check your digits, but I'm a wee bit skeptical of your methods.

>>16622823
Hate to break this to you, but that wasn't a girl; that was a Mannonite.

>>16622939
You aren't a girl either, you are a male.

>>16617666
They should be forced to put their kids in approved schools. Fucking white only community.

>>16619397
>>16619526
HUE

>>16622927
>he only impresses the male sex
h-h-h-hhhhhh
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hoooo
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mmm-m-m-m-
HOMO

>>16619526
that picture makes me laugh every time i come back to this thread

>>16618924
I have this too. It really sucks because dressing like a prostitute has been normalized in our society, so it's extremely rare to see actually attractive girls dressed like that.

>>16619526
Larp liar

>>16623766
is that intended as an example of an "attractive girl"?

also I just googled her, and fuck off, you can be attracted to a chick who dresses like a respectable person and not be a far right creep, freak. kill yourself, this is about physical attraction not some "tradpill" schizo fantasy.

>>16622939
I'd post carlos if the pun worked better

More importantly: If you rape an Amish woman, is she allowed to contact the Police?

>>16623815
No, but they are allowed to gather a posse, track you down and abduct so you're now forced to live with them as the baby daddy.

NO MORE VIDEO GAMES, ANON.

>>16623777
checked and keked, based raging retard.

>>16623777
Oof. Take your fucking meds bud. It's a reaction image on 4chan of all places.

>>16623840
no need to waste the energy, but i am now interested to know what their stance is on murder.

>>16619526
Based fucking retard

>>16622927
>th-t-hey l-llov-ve u-n-uun-iv-er-si-ties
they're only educated because the government mandates it. it don't take much schooling to reap corn

>>16623777
No you literally cannot. Try telling a woman to have more respect for herself and dress moderately as a """leftist"""
>man
and get fucking #Canceled dumbass

The thread that saved /ck/

>>16624418
"Canceled" happens to people who matter. You do not matter. You might be ostracized assuming you have acquaintances, but here let me help you sound like a normie:

>Normal thing to say that will not get you ostracized: "I just love maxi dresses and flats, the Elaine Benes look, you'd look beautiful in that"

>Incel school shooter thing to say the same thing and get ostracized: "Have more respect for yourself harlot, dress modestly so men are not tricked into raping you, the taliban aren't wrong"

Practice, practice, practice and you may be able to hide your power level, wizard-kun!

>>16624511
huh?

>>16619526
>>his daughter was 8 or 9
based cunnychad

>>16619526
Bahahahahahaha

>>16617666
The Amish wear sandals?

>>16619526

>>16624633
rubber for me but not for ye tires

>>16619526
JEJ

>>16619526
>seeing a child makes someone think of having children
This honestly perfectly normal, the amish guy was a sperg.

>>16624511
>Normal thing to say
How I talk to people I don't care about
>Incel school shooter thing to say
How I talk to my friends and family

>>16619526
Jesus fucking christ anon

>>16619526
jesus christ why are you allowed out of the house

>>16619526
A concrete man without a concrete plan

>>16618924
Maturity I think.
The older a man gets the less he wants those things served up on a platter at a smorgasbord.
Women these days are like that and if you are one of those guys that likes it just remember there are thousands of other men eating at the same buffet.
Sickening.

>>16619526
>Normal spaghetti story
>Ok seen worse
>His daughter was 8 or 9
I lost my fucking shit OP. I might have hung myself from the social anxiety.

>>16619092
How they dress depends a great deal on the decree of the elders

source is lived on Yoder Road

>>16621029
jpeg

you done fucked up

>>16617666
The answer is simple, Satan. Amish friendship bread, of course.

>>16626039
You don't sound as mature as you seem to think you are.

>>16626125
a gif would have been too large

>>16618924
Caucasionism

grats on your low time preference and high iq.

>>16618924
Normal. In a world of constant degeneracy, normal views seem disgusting and bizarre.

>>16626593
Not white, but ok

>>16626629
you are now. now get out there and manicure your lawn.

>>16619970
It's ok anon, I liked your joke

>>16626633
I live in a condo and even if I did have a house it would have native plants and maybe a rock garden. A fucking lawn is the last thing I will ever have, I'd rather be drawn and quartered

>>16619526
...you left that last part out when you gave us the preview...

>>16626648
Enjoy your snakes bro

>>16619526
oh no no no no

>>16620607
yeah but rumor is they have monster cocks

>>16624511
I've been cancelled in college quite a lot. Thanks for helping me think I matter :)

>>16627267
>natty grass-fed beef and dairy
>organic, fresh-picked veggies out the ass
>high fat, high carb diet with loads of physical labor to offset it
>males are absolutely shredded from doing what amounts to endurance lifting for like 8 hours a day
>males can grow full beards at like age 18
Wouldn't be surprised if they had foot long shlongs and insanely high testosterone. Dutch genes don't hurt either

>>16623777
>muh politiks
Do you even know how brainwashed you are?

>you can be attracted to a chick who dresses like a respectable person and not be a far right creep, freak. kill yourself

>>16621029
Latest version. I'll try to update until /thread.

>109 IPs
'Twas a good thread

>>16627276
Pretty sure they're swiss

>>16628044
>Pennsylvania Dutch
>Dutch
Nah they're French bro

>>16628045
Ahh right they're pensylvanians

>>16627276
>Dutch
>speaks german
I'm confused.

>>16627276
>>16628044
>>16628045
>>16628077
They're Germans, it just that "Pennsylvania Deitsch" got corrupted into "Pennsylvania Dutch."

>>16618924
Julie Louis is so ugly

>>16619526

>>16627267
am autist with 8 incher. can confirm

>>16622537
Holy shit, you don't know how canning works?

>>16627558
Ok retard you have your screenshot, now stop acting like some attention-seeking reddit fag.

>>16628238
Shut the fuck up about reddit, holy shit rent free

>>16621526
You are a beautiful specimen of autism.

>>16617666
goddamnit satan

>>16619526
God speed amish anon. May your concrete be strong and your cunny be plenty.