/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16614355
>pic of shitty white bread
ngmi

>>16614355
We are not savages like you, europoor, we butter our mouth and then we bite into the clean bread, like civilized folk do.

>>16614355
Is this a stealth "ripping on Aussies for considering fairy bread high cuisine" thread?

>>16614355
>he doesn't know about mayonnaise

>>16614355
People eat bread like that without toasting it?

>>16614355
We use I can't believe it's not butter. Every American knows butter is too fatteny

>>16614528
have you considered that both can be put on the same sandwich?

>>16614557
Have you considered that that would be both excessive and redundant?

>>16614565
you are simply wrong

>>16614567
They're both mostly fat emulsified with water. They may taste different, but they have the same qualities and serve the same purposes. Using both is utterly pointless.

>Americans use margarine instead of butter
fucking disgusting

>>16614542
fuck off soytard

>>16614612
They also have their own version of butter.

>>16614655
>c*rn syrup and hfcs
do americans really?

>>16614655
That’s actually artificially butter flavored syrup

We butter enough stuff already

>>16614573
but butter tastes of butter and mayo tastes of mayo, smartass.

>>16616372
i usually put butter on the bottom slice and mayo on the top slice.

>>16614528
im a burger and i butter my sandwiches because i dont like mayo. works especially well with stuff like a jambon beurre.

>>16615149
yeah its a shoop of some pancake syrup but that post is obv bait anyway

>>16616374
This is the best and patrician sandwich lubrication technique.

>>16616383
the only reasonable seppo

>>16614374
No Aussie thinks that's, it's a cheap easy colourful food for kids birthdays and end of term days in school

I do though.

I don't know what triggered the memory, but awhile back I was suddenly thinking about when I was a kid, and my mom would make me pbj's for my school lunch. And I remember them being super good, of course, but also biting into them and you'd see that little white layer of butter, and that really struck me.

Anyway, I put butter on all my sandwiches now. It makes a world of difference.

>>16614355

>>16614355
im american im actually afraid my butter will melt/ get moldy if I leave it out and my bread rips when I butter it because its cold.

>>16614355
that shit doesn't even qualify as bread in Europe (except the n*therlands)

>>16614355
it's too hard to spread

>>16614655
>American “butter”
>first Ingredient is literally corn syrup
Lmao do Americans fucking really???

europoorfag here, last time I had butter on a sandwich it made me gag. traumatised for life. fuck butter, disgusting fat shit for fatasses

>>16614655
O SAY CAN YOU SHART

IN THE LOCAL WALMART

>>16614355
Thats literally cake and not bread

>>16614355
Amerifat here, seems like very few people here believe that butter doesn't have to live in the fridge. Spreading cold butter on soft bread (even toasted) is a complete bastard, so most don't do it. I leave my butter out (in a butter dish with a lid of course), and always butter my bread.

>>16614355
I'm tired of talking about myself, europe. Tell me about you.

>>16621177
First thing to know is that outside of the Internet people don't actually identify themselves as fellow Europeans alongside other Europeans. It's far down on the list of things that anyone would refer to themselves as.

>>16621497
>people in europe don't go around telling each other that they're europeans

LOL even here in America, even the people who wear USA shirts and fly American flags on their trucks don't go around introducing themselves as Americans to other Americans. I wonder why that is?

>>16621513
Hello American. I am American.

>>16621513
>here in America, even the people who wear USA shirts and fly American flags on their trucks don't go around introducing themselves as Americans to other Americans
>wear USA shirts and fly American flags on their trucks
>don't go around introducing themselves as Americans to other Americans

>>16621513
Yes, they do. No-one is patriotic about Europe or the EU in the way that a gun-waving hillbilly is about USA. No-one's going to be chanting EU! EU! EU! any time soon about some patriotic universal European event (hard to imagine what that event would even be). You do have people who call themselves REAL AMURICANS and shit like that. I've never seen someone wear a shirt with the EU flag in it, lol.
And obviously I wasn't talking about how people literally introduce themselves to others, but how they think about themselves compared to this group that they belong to. USA is a much more unified entity, obviously. Culturally and in any other way that you can think of.

>>16614355
Why would I want my sandwhich to taste like butter?
Butter is for toast and grilled cheese

Mayo and mustard curbstomps butter for cold cuts

>>16621564
>Yes, they do. No-one is patriotic about Europe or the EU in the way that a gun-waving hillbilly is about USA.

You guys literally kill each other during soccer matches out of patriotism.

>>16621684
That just proves my point, you retard. Those people identify as citizens of their countries, not as "Europeans". Being a European is down in the list of things that they think they are.