/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>COULD
>could

could not though

frank me big boi

>>16610313
>Every weiner could be bringing you closer to your death...
If that's the case, your Mom would be dead years before she was born.

>>16610313
I'm gay, btw. I'm concerned because my partner and I have multiple hundreds of partners a year, so we both go through a lot of weiners. Not sure if that matters.

>>16610313
Wow, it's the latest horseshit spam designed to distract you from the fact that the world is going to hell. THANKS FOR REPOSTING IT, FUCKING KIKE. KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY.

>>16610403
If you have one wiener per day that is 365 per year * 36 min / 60 min per hour / 24 hours per day = 9.125 days lost per year of following a godless life of abominable sin. If you keep this up for 30 years, that's almost 274 days taken off of your heathen, sin-filled despicable life as a sodomite.

But I assume the myriad of sexually transmitted butt diseases or perforate bowel injuries will surely send you into the fiery depths of hell where Satan's minions will torment you for eternity and not even the fallen angel's searing flames of despair will cleanse your filthy soul of its misdeeds and blasphemy.

Still, it's something to consider.

>>16610403
hiv is gonna be there soon

>>16610313
I read this article, it said a pb&j adds 33 minutes
junk science junk thread

>>16610313
>avg human lifespan 41,000,000
>if you're 25 years old you've only got 27,860,000 minutes left
>36 minutes per dog
>Than means you would only have to eat 773,888 for instant death
>Joey Chestnut can eat 74 dogs in 10 minutes
>If you could match his pace it would only take you 104,579 minutes to eat said hotdogs, or about 72 days
Not too shabby

>>16610313
If you eat it just right it can take all the minutes off your life.

>>16610521
Well thats one way to go

>>16610313
I mean sure, if it's poorly cooked.

>>16610494
How many miles

>>16610532
Average wiener length is say 5.16" * 365 wieners/year * 30 years = 56502" or 0.89 miles of wiener.

>>16610313
It gets me closer to God.
HELP ME
I've broke apart my insides.
HELP ME

>>16610521
so ~72 days of non stop joey chestnut speed hot dog eating and i die, good to know...

>>16610313
lol who spends 36 minutes eating a hotdog, i can easily finish one in half that time

>>16610313
NOOO!!! I need those 36 minutes to watch my shows!!! I need to watch more TV at age 70!!!

>>16610740
This but unironically.

>spend 5 minutes eating a hotdog
>run to bathroom
>put finger down throat and purge it out
>36 minutes added to my life
heh, see your great great grandkids in the year 2200 losers.

>>16610378
underappreciated

>>16610313
So? I am going to die anyway.

>>16610378
Spbp

>>16610313
Based, how many do I eat so I die this year if I’m 24 rn?

>>16612462
H=(525600/36)×(E-C)
Where H is the hot dogs required, E is the average life expectancy in your area, and C is your current age.

>>16610313
Reading clickbait could also do the same.

>>16610521
based mathematician and hot dog scholar

>>16610521
I bet you'd died sooner than that actually

>>16612475
So C equals twelve.

>>16610313
>pop science article
>taking it seriously

lmao

>>16612572
>4channel
>serious

In the future hotdog kilowatt/years will be the new imaginary measure we use to replace calories.

>>16610548
Not even a whole mile of wiener? I could take that

>>16612629
or the weiner-foot for our USA friends