/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16601781
Left: Manlet, personality vacuum, fag beard
Right: Ugly annoying milquetoast soyboy

Verdict: Kill 'em both

>>16601795
I watch all of ethan's content because nothing else really hits like it.
It's on the precipice of the uncanny valley and I can't pin down exactly why

>>16601781
The video editor

>>16601781
>makes you waste several days for some fucking fries
no, I don't need overly complicated shit

>>16601781
Pornstache is surprisingly comfy.
Faguesa is just plain boring.

>>16601781
The guy on the right is a convicted sex offender

>>16602267
Prove it.

>>16601812
I get uncanny vibes from this dude too kinda like when I see Zuckerberg. He's either a robot, alien or and A.I.

Gingercunt makes better food and has no personality, Soychad is more realistic and has a bad personality
so in terms of good food, its Gingercunt wins
In terms of good cooking(result over effort) its Soychad

>>16602378
Yeah, same. It's almost like he's trying too hard to be human

>>16602285
Not that anon but someone posted a screenshot of his name on a sex offender list

Guy on the left is the type to microdose lsd to improve his productive

Guy on the right is the type to complain about neighbors mowing shirtless to his local HOA

fuck: chlebowski
marry: thomas joseph of Everyday Food
kill: ragusea, babish, chef john, everyone bon apetit

>>16602827
You're a dumb fuck if you want to kill Chef John

>>16602933
if you feel this way i urge you to never, ever look at chef john's twitter feed

>>16603192
> when you are the chicken suit for your own soul

>>16602692
>Hello, I am Adam Ragusea, of the Adam Ragusea YouTube channel and I am writing to you this day to broach a very important subject matter. My adjacent neighbor(123 My Street Knowxville, TN) has been mowing his lawn SHIRTLESS! Like a barbaric caveman that doesn't even realize the wonders of science provided him with the very tool he uses to cut down his greenery. I've caught my wife looking at him several times through our bedroom window, and my sons have asked "Why doesnt daddy look like that!?". I DEMAND you issue him a cease and desist letter.

>Trust in Science, Adam(of the Adam Ragusea YouTube channel)

>>16601795
Based

>>16602439
Libel

>>16603255
Lol. No somebody posted a screenshot of a sex offendor list and the thread got deleted. Didnt list any charges and may have been photoshopped. That guy may be a jannie or something

you wanna know what's better than figuring out who's the better cook? b roll........

>>16603310
Adam being a jannie on /ck/ would make a lot of sense and explain a lot.

>>16603332
Definitely. Those threads have so many weird possitive comments and when somebody posted the sex offender thing it disappeared instantly. May have been fake, but still it was being monitored

>>16603327
>tfw I have those glasses
OH NO

>>16603192
I dunno, it just seems like he reposts food his fans made and triggers Q-anon brainlets. Seems pretty based.

>>16603209
>Do you like hurting people?

>>16603327
Great cook, but holy fuck turn down the bass homie

>>16601781
Ethan is an illiterate retard. He compensates by putting periods in his tittles to sound smart, but anyone that's read his recipes can tell he writes at an elementary school level. If you put periods in titles, and more specifically replace question marks with periods, you're a dumb nigger.

At least the art school retard understands how to research

>>16603327
this is the cooking youtuber I hate the most
god damn I cannot stand his smugginess
even if he has videos that from the name look interesting, I have to weight how good they can be vs how much I am gonna suffer hearing to him talk
god damn is worse than any vegan lifter's energy

>>16604118
I'd rather not trust a review of some guy who can't even type right and is unapologetically a /pol/tard

>>16601781
The one who isn't a faggot, so the Polack. Ethan needs a little more personality and to diversify his videos into doing a little more complicated stuff, but he is a nice lad. Fagusea is a faggot and his wife is so gross I just can not respect the man. What self respected man dates and even MARRIES a bridge troll like that thing he calls a wife? Disgusting. Also he is too much of a leftist faggot which doesn't help. I voted for Biden and STILL find him insufferable.

>>16604542
I'm a hardcore /pol/tard CHUD and I love Ethan's stuff.

>>16603219
i thought he lived in Georgia

>>16604118
The fact you notice and get annoyed at his grammar in half his titles says a lot of about you anon

>>16603327
>Talks like a baby and sings in a stupid high pitch voice for half the video
So funneh right guys xDDDDD

>>16602388
>soychad
the duality of man

>>16601781
It's kind of a hard toss up between:

>Guy who once gave ridiculous contrarian advice, had it go viral, and now constantly gives ridiculous contrarian advice nonstop
>Guy who won't stop talking about that time he went to mexico

They're both kind of annoying showoffy weirdos, but Ethan's probably the less annoying of the two. Adam is basically just an "UM ACTUALLY" guy

>>16604732
Dems paid him to move now they have Georgia

>>16603367
>but still it was being monitored
This site has a report function y'know

>>16604552
>What self respected man dates and even MARRIES a bridge troll like that thing he calls a wife?

Someone in his thirties with personality issues who realize he's not going to do much better and settles.

>>16601781
ethan pros:
>explains well
>uses good angles to show what he's doing
ethan cons
>90% of recipes are boring sandwiches and salads
>5% are overseasoned sloppas
>no personality to speak of

fagusea pros:
>explains very well
>does good research
>uses good angles
>gives good ideas on how to simplify recipes

fagusea cons
>is a fag
>is annoying
>does way too many non-cooking videos

i'll have to give this one to fagusea. at least he occasionally posts good recipes that i actually make, but there's no point of either of them existing considering chef john's back log exists

>>16601781
Ethan gives big "Rich kid who ate bland food most of his life, then went on instagram and is now a foodie" while Adam just tries to sound like he's arguing with people for some reason with strange pre-emptive rebuttles for no reason

my boi babish

>>16602378
He's just reading from a script and isn't a trained performer. Give him a break, lads

>>16604919
what the fuck even is personality, yes im legitimately asking, yes im probably autistic

>>16604971
just something that makes it feel like i'm not just having someone read out a recipe from a food blog aloud to me.
weissman and fagusea have very annoying personalities for example, while chef john is tolerable and safe and the french cooking academy guy is pretty charming too.

>>16603327
Le chef du reddit

>>16603327
4.8 million people seem to think hes funny.

>>16604934
he seems more like a health lunatic to me, half of his food is about trying to be healthier or something. Adam at least eats like a literal child

>>16604552
>What self respected man dates and even MARRIES a bridge troll like that thing he calls a wife?
I'm not going to lie bro, his wife is my motivation that my looks aren't an instant rejection for guys. I have to actually be in relatively great health and proper weight to even be close to her, and that's ignoring my hunchback and actual autism.
Your comment stings.

>>16604971
it's flavor for the soul, and Ethan's is the low calorie version that's "just as good"

>>16604975
>>16605007
sounds like something that comes from experience and confidence in your skills, Ethan probably does read off a literal script.
thanks for the channel recommendation

>>16605002
Sorry anon, I just wanted to talk shit about Fagusea, it was uncalled for. If it makes you feel better I have actually fallen for a girl with an actual hunchback a few years ago. I just seriously dislike him, his wife I don't find attractive or anything, but he obviously does. I just talked about her to insult him, it wasn't an honest comment. There is certainly someone out there that will love you for you, don't listen to my and other anons shitposting.

>>16601781

>>16605002
it's shitposting dude, dont let it get to you
I mean you might actually be the ugliest ever person on earth but like, dudes will date anything, just gotta find one that is tired of bimbos and wants to 'love' someone and not just 'fuck' them

>>16601781
I do like ethan branching out into ethnic foods.
Adam is all american.
>>16601824
I hope this dude finds a different gig. I think he's become a bit stale. He's covered a lot of recipes. His babish universe stuff is not my favorite stuff to watch either.
I liked his stuff before he got together with his girlfriend. It feels a lot more sterile and feels like a product he's cranking out every week.

I dunno if adam is a sex offender, but he did write this article in 2012:

https://www.gpb.org/news/2013/10/29/study-halloween-sex-offender-crackdown-unnecessary

>>16605579
Fagusea always struck me as a sex offender.

>>16601824
I respect Babish because he's aware enough to admit when he's wrong and when he made mistakes.
The two in the OP are too full of themselves.

Hey everybody! Today we got an INSANE experiment for you, that's right everybody I've dry aged my nephew Angel for 31 days! You're hungry, i'm hungry, so just dew eet!

>>16605762
Angel is too thing for Guga, he needs someone more fatty.

>>16605002
if you are not a not a troon, diet and exercise will give you a fit body. that and a sense of humor, you are on half chan, belief in god, is more important than anything else.

>>16605022
I can guarantee chef john does as well, but he's been doing the food blogging thing for over a decade at this point. He's just a grizzled olllllll' vet

>>16602378
Yeah, he is definitely a serial killer.

>>16604919
>90% of recipes are boring sandwiches and salads
This lol

Ragusea is a better cook (relative term) but is such a huge fucking faggot

Considering that the terd on the left relies on "improving" dishes from people like the guy on the right...

>>16601781
I like the right guy more, he gives you often realistic recipes instead of like 3 day recipes.

Also he is not snobish, allows you to cook frozen stuff.

>>16604491
Agree, his hamburgers actually looked shiny and enticing in the thumbnail, but I have never clicked on it and will never watch another video of his

>>16601781
oh great another shill thread probably created by ragusea what a cunt

how does anybody care about any of this what makes forgettable and useless youtube garbage entertainment people live rent free in your pathetic heads

Ethan has to be a faggot, lhe looks like a motherfucking tom of finland character. But he is still miles better than the other fag.
Also picrel is still the best.

>>16601795
May it please the court.

>>16604542
What are you doing on 4chan? Honest question

>>16603310
do you remember any of the posts? I'm trying to look it up on warosu

>>16607365
Haven't had a bad meal following his recipes. Wish I could get decent bread more often to make some of his grilled cheeses

>>16601795
Fucking based.

>>16603327
I like his recipes but goddamn does is the "papa, mad" shit annoying. I understand needing to differentiate yourself from the pack but if he showed up to a club and started acting like that everyone would say he was a douchebag.

>>16601795
fpbp

>>16604984
How did this child molesting looking concentrated sperg go from like 30k subs last year to over 4 million

>>16604552
>I voted for Biden

The accountant because he has a real job

/ourguy/

>>16608925
Your girl looks like she's getting fat. You need to take the feeding trough away

Left guy
I've only seen his video on hash browns where he shows a bunch of experimenting to make some really nice hash brown patties. Adam however is a delusional faggot who has convinced himself that he is the next Alton Brown. Give Alton all the shit you want about him wanting a ladder to deep fry a turkey, at least he isn't scared shitless of frying in general.

>>16608999
Alton said he proudly voted for Biden so he can go into the woodchopper with Adam

>>16609005
So you're saying Fagusa is considered a pussy even among his own party of cucks? Yeah, I'm voting Ethan.

>>16602827
>not wifing Molly and fucking Brad
ngmi

Going for the journalist because I assume all accountants are kikes.

Had some cunt accountant side swipe my car. Ass nugget waited til the last possible day to file an insurance claim cause his wife's car was scratched while my hood got bent on the corner. Of course my claim failed because despite my damage literally wrapping around from the front to the side, the basis of me having damage to the front somehow makes me fully responsible. Never mind the fact he hit me in literally the most ambiguous place to determine causality.

Fuck you Andrew. You're a cunt and I'm gonna fuck your mother soon.

>>16609041
>I assume all accountants are kikes.
and journos aren't?

>>16605002
I dated a girl with a bad back, she was awesome. Plenty of guys like different looking girls. There's hope for you anon.

>>16609095

One steals money. The other writes about jews stealing money.

Which is more prevalent in terms of kikery?

>>16609137
I don't know what decade you think you're living in, man.

>>16608946
I'm getting fat myself, so it's fine

>>16605002
Please be in Sydney Australia

>>16607365
>click video
>see some deuce wearing a wool cap inside
>close the tab
>go back to watching the only good foodtuber

>>16607840
Not everyone who uses 4chan has to be a mentally ill retard.

>>16609169
Close.
Ozarks in a camper.

>>16607365
Steve's good and has a lot of techniques and recipes I still use regularly. That said, it's weird how quickly he became kind of the standard shilly food youtuber with lots of fake enthusiasm.

>>16601781
Gordin ramsee

>>16601781
>Who is the better cook?
The Real Deal

>>16609173
This niggah taught me cooking
Praise allah

>>16601795
/thread

>>16605762
sopa de wagyu

>>16601795
>I need personality for recipes
Fuck out of here, I want the facts and the food.

>>16602378
besides the ginger hair, he looks like what you would show an alien to explain what a human looks like in the 70's

>>16603327
>make authentic dish of an entire culture
>pay homage by buying the correct brands and ingredients
>research, put time and effort into technique
>throw all that out by doing a baby voice and zooming in on your own ass half of the video
it's just disrespectful at this point, this guys videos are insufferable

>>16605762
this guy is unironically living the dream though

I have found the most insufferable YouTube cooking channel.

https://youtube.com/shorts/HHN2oxFIWKA?feature=share

Kneels before me and reject.your flash gods.