/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Some pizza dough, homemade of course

Bottom dough laid out

Cheese

>>16605409
>>16605411
>>16605416
>>16605423
go on ...

It’s out

What a load of S L O P P A

>>16605461
After a night of heavy drinking and some exertion in the morning I've turned around to see what I did and it looked like that

Top dough goes on

>>16605469
Based alcoholic. Anyway we cut some holes into the top dough, and the prep for our horse “”calzone”” is done. I opted for no extra sauce because the horse meat is extremely wet.

Into the oven

>>16605481
What is horse meat comparable to?

>>16605439
>>16605461

>>16605511
No idea first time trying. Now we turn it around for some even baking. Not feeling good about this one lads

>>16605515
May have wanted to do a lil egg wash or sprinkle some cheese on top before baking.

As long as you provide good pictures and a descriptive explanation of the flavors you've done a fine job.

>>16605525
Yea I should have done that. I don’t have any eggs now but it would have been prettier that way. I’m happy I made those holes because horse juice is leaking everywhere. It smells like a McDonald’s cheeseburger.

I’m allowing these to cool completely so I don’t get burnt by hot horse liquid. Check back with you guys when that’s done.

>>16605409
Russian here, never seen anyone eat that.

Heil Hitler, you couldn't pay me enough to eat that.

>>16605574
Hello fren. I was at a Belorussian shop and the cashier lady recommended this and canned camel. I will try the camel next after this.

I've eaten raw horse before. It's quite good

>>16605551
Where's the money shot bro?

>>16606177
If you didn’t tell me this was horse I would have thought it was beef. Absolutely edible, but nothing special. Would buy again, but just for pasta.

that's some rough stuff

>>16606241
Interesting. You could make it for brits to piss them of as well.

>>16605409
kek. it's halal

>>16605409
why do slavs hate horses
is it hunnic/mongol ptsd?

>>16606241
amazing work anon

>>16605409
same company makes horse salami

I would eat that

>>16608944
That would make a much better calzone. Do they make camel salami?

>>16605409
I hear American canned dog food tasted bette than tushenka

>>16609007
Tushenka costs $11 in America

>>16605439
>dat fat layer
mmmm

R*ssians are truly disgusting subhuman trash

>>16605511
Lean beef. Horse steak is amazing.

>>16609402
Go eat your borsh cockhole

>>16609402

>>16606241
>>16605551
Looks bretty gud rusbro

Don't listen to the retards in this thread crying about horse meat, we eat a lot of it in France and it's excellent, just like lean beef

>>16609593
Horses are like humans. You can't just kill and eat a fucking horse. It's like eating a dog or a cat, or a dolphin like those subhuman chinks.

>>16605409
Based

>>16609629
I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!

>>16609658
It's devito from iasip?

>>16605511
Lean beef, slightly tangy/sour

>>16607677
Probably a product of *stan's anon, they eat a lot of it there.

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>>16609013
I can get a tin for 5 buckaroos at the local ruski import market
still seems a bit much for what it is though
>>16609629
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T EAT THAT BECAUSE....YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!!!!
It's only subhuman when the chinks do it cause they beat the fucking dogs to death and other inhuman treatment

>>16609629
Based and Soprano pilled

Russians truly are tasteless pieces of shit, the majority of their "cuisine" is straight up drunk stonerfood tier by any other standard.

>>16609629
stop being a soft western faggot
horses were absolutely essential to the lifestyle of the mongols and they ate and still eat them. you wouldn't understand because you are a soyboy who views animals as heckin wholesome furbabies. that said, you are probaly a troll, so just fuck off

>>16609629
>noooo not my heckin horserinos, not my dumb ruminants
>I don't care that pigs are objectively much smarter, horses are, like, noble and shit
>my ancestors used these dumb smelly animals for heavy labor and riding on, how dare you eat them??
I'd post that judging horse face reaction image but I don't have it saved unfortunately

>>16605409
This is what russians eat. Including the can

>>16605574
Never been to bashkiria then have you

>>16610053
Why I smell a fucking ex-ussr faggot in your fag post you faglord? Die you pathetic shit stain.

>>16610137
Why are westoids eternally butthurt at ruskies ? Most of you faggots were prob not even born during the cold war, stop being such whiny bitches. Maybe because they dont willingly fill their country with ooga boogas

>>16605409
horse kielbasa